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Posted: 1/24/2006 1:36:55 PM EDT

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So, for years he got paid to jack off. Maybe being retarded isn't so bad. Just thinking out loud . . .

Posted: 1/24/2006 1:48:38 PM EDT

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So, for years he got paid to jack off. Maybe being retarded isn't so bad. Just thinking out loud . . .

Posted: 1/24/2006 2:24:26 PM EDT

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Thats bullshit. They fire a cleaning guy for doing his job. He was only cleaning his pipe.

Maybe he suffers from a debilitating disease called RLS and he was just trying to cure it?

Rusty Load Syndrome

Posted: 1/24/2006 5:29:33 PM EDT

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Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.

No impulse control.

BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.

I try to avoid it, but so long as you are not on company time, and you wash your hands after, I don't see the problem with it.

Let me be the first to admit that I jacked off at work a LONG time ago. Just once, though. And for good reason.

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I was coming to full attention for the boss's niece, just before pouring the coals to that ass !!

Posted: 1/24/2006 5:41:29 PM EDT

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I think Shakespeare said it best.

'Strewth, why is the privy dug and doored
and roofed' o'er
but that a man may privily
beat the Bishop and wet his knee?
Were't not for th'urge
of givin' birth
to milky haploid children
why would they hinge a door thereon
when privies they are buildin'?

Posted: 1/24/2006 6:40:58 PM EDT

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Dude should've shot a load into the GM's eyes and mouth for interrupting him. Man, a guy can't even jack in peace

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:05:34 PM EDT

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Dude should've shot a load into the GM's eyes and mouth for interrupting him. Man, a guy can't even jack in peace

You do have a good point - if I walked in on one of our cleaning guys jacking it, I would never say anything to anyone. Ever.

Besides, who gives a fuck if the dude wants to rub one out? Lots of people in our offices take what probably amounts to a hour of cigarette breaks per day. I'd say the lousy 5 minutes flogging his unit isn't hurting anyone.

If you've got the urge, or a hardon that just won't quit, I say go for it. Hit the restroom, purge the venom, and get back to work.

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:10:04 PM EDT

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...jacking off.
Apparently this was the second or third time he has been caught.

Guy is borderline "slow"....some kind of disability, so there might be legal problems with his termination. (speculation on my part)
Word on the floor is he had a couple of magazines spread out on the floor of the bathroom and was stroking it when our general manager walked in. He never locked the door.

All I can say is he left in a hurry, and was red faced embarassed as all get out.

Never a dull moment around here.

ROFLMAO!

Did you shake his hand and wish him well?

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:12:56 PM EDT

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ETA: I have not done the "dirty deed" at any job of mine...

Never served in the military eh?

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:13:16 PM EDT

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Yea, we had a guy at my last job that was hitting the porn sites on the office computer at night, so they set up a concealed camera to confirm it. During the day the camera was covered up with a red shop rag so as not to be easily noticed and before leaving each day the boss man would remove the rag.

One day the suspect was sitting in the room where the camera was, so the boss just wrote it off for that evening and didn't attempt to pull the rag off. The next day when the morning crew came in, it was their job to review the security camera tape from the night before. They had no idea that the boss forgot to pull the rag off the camera, so he just watches the video unaware.

Lo and behold the suspect comes into the shop that night, pulls "the rag" off of the camera , loads up a porn tape into the shop VCR and goes at it! OMG what a moron! He actually unveiled the camera. Anyway, the management decided to go ahead and fire the guy for doing the deed while at work.

The funny thing was that the guy attempted to challenge his termination and when his legal representitive contacted the boss they referred to him as "Semein" when his real name was Simeon. The boss man almost lost it on the phone when he heard that. Needless to say when the legal rep was informed of the video evidence they dropped his case.

I dare ask what he removed the rag for...

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:14:37 PM EDT

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ETA: I have not done the "dirty deed" at any job of mine...

Never served in the military eh?

Correct.

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:14:39 PM EDT

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Never served in the military eh?

Oh yes... the "Happy Sock".... That's why ships have that OBA canister in every bunk.

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:14:48 PM EDT

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If you whack off at work does that mean you're getting paid to have sex? I'm going to have to try that, I'm usually on the other end of the pay thing....

Edicut

Posted: 1/24/2006 7:17:36 PM EDT

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When I was stationed at Spankdahlem in the late 80s, this airman went into the base library and started stroking it under the table while looking at the librarian.

He got a free trip home (and out of the AF, I presume).

Posted: 1/25/2006 2:41:41 AM EDT

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Problem was, being on disabilty, he was regulated to 4.5 hrs per day. Of that, he got 30 minutes worth of break time. He would always take his lunch break and make it last30+ minutes, then he would go to the bathroom for up to 15 minutes on top of that.

When confronted about his 45 minute breaks, he stated that the bathroom break doesn't count as his break time.

He kept all his cleaning supplies in a cabinet in the bathroom. He took to locking the cabinet for some reason.

I found out this morning when they cleaned out his cabinet, he had pictures of some of the ladies here (not nude, but well "used"...all worn out, crumpled, and in somebody else's words..Crusty), he also had magazines ranging from Teen People to Club. I was told there were at least 30 magazines in there.

The main reason for firing him was taking additional breaks. There is an internet policy against porn here....I didn't see anything about printed porn in the handbook.

Posted: 1/25/2006 2:48:28 AM EDT

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Damn, sorry to hear that. MrClean4hire has a new baby at home too.

LMAO.

If the pit was still open.....

I would be owning his ass for sure.

Posted: 1/25/2006 2:52:23 AM EDT

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you guys are too harsh...maybe it was a REALLY good magazine

Oh great, now we have the "it was a copy of Small Arms Review" defense?

Posted: 1/25/2006 2:54:08 AM EDT

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For the record: This thread is exceptionally difficult to..............never mind.

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:28:38 AM EDT

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If he really is slow, then I feel sorry for the guy. Must be hard getting real pie.

Come now, fellas.

The guy was in the bathroom with porno mags whacking off.

Unless he is mentally at the level of a 6 year old, he knows better.

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:30:07 AM EDT

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No impulse control.

BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.

Unless you are working in porn, YES it is wrong!!!

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:31:06 AM EDT

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Thats bullshit. They fire a cleaning guy for doing his job. He was only cleaning his pipe.

No, he was cleaning it, and it went off!!

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:31:42 AM EDT

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Under the tree, the Chestnut tree
the village idiot sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself
and catching it in his hat!

That's disgusting.

Keep your pervert poetry to yourself....

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:34:48 AM EDT

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If you've got the urge, or a hardon that just won't quit, I say go for it. Hit the restroom, purge the venom, and get back to work.

Yeah.

You say that until you have to go to the restroom only to find it covered in...THAT.

Ever had that happen? I have.

It isn't fun.

Posted: 1/25/2006 5:42:05 AM EDT

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Our janitor's nickname is Dirty Sanchez.I assume its because one of my smartass colleagues thought that was funny..I don't intend to find out for sure.

Posted: 1/25/2006 6:36:23 AM EDT

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When I was stationed at Spankdahlem in the late 80s, this airman went into the base library and started stroking it under the table while looking at the librarian.

He got a free trip home (and out of the AF, I presume).

SPANKdahlem????

SPANKDAHLEM????

Posted: 1/25/2006 7:26:53 AM EDT

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Our janitor's nickname is Dirty Sanchez.I assume its because one of my smartass colleagues thought that was funny..I don't intend to find out for sure.

Be thankful his nickname isn't Boston Steamer!

One of my friends wife was security manager at the Hill AFB BX in the mid 90's. They caught some 13 year old kid spanking and spraying his jizz on the walls of the clothing section fitting room there.

Posted: 1/25/2006 9:16:19 AM EDT

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Our janitor's nickname is Dirty Sanchez.I assume its because one of my smartass colleagues thought that was funny..I don't intend to find out for sure.

Be thankful his nickname isn't Boston Steamer!

One of my friends wife was security manager at the Hill AFB BX in the mid 90's. They caught some 13 year old kid spanking and spraying his jizz on the walls of the clothing section fitting room there.

Reminded me of when I was 13-14 and used to go to the BX at Tinker AFB back in the late 70s ..at the time kids could buy Iron Horse and Easy Rider magazine complete with nekkid biker chick layout..no ID required..Parents thought I was going to join a biker gang when I turned 18.

Posted: 1/25/2006 9:42:10 AM EDT

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Why can't the guy wack off at home rather than work, when at work he is supposed to be working.

No impulse control.

BTW is wacking off at work wrong? Just asking.

I try to avoid it, but so long as you are not on company time, and you wash your hands after, I don't see the problem with it.

Let me be the first to admit that I jacked off at work a LONG time ago. Just once, though. And for good reason.

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I was coming to full attention for the boss's niece, just before pouring the coals to that ass !!

I have to ask.............. were you living/working in Indiana at the time?

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I nailed the boss' niece on his desk but never got caught.

If so, the boss' neice must've been busy!

Posted: 1/25/2006 9:45:38 AM EDT

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When I was stationed at Spankdahlem in the late 80s, this airman went into the base library and started stroking it under the table while looking at the librarian.

He got a free trip home (and out of the AF, I presume).

SPANKdahlem????

SPANKDAHLEM????

Spank-the-limb.

ETA: Or, to translate to Texan: Spanked all 'em (I spanked all of them).

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