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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:01:37 AM EDT
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Caught up.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:01:52 AM EDT
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Garbage Juice.
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I can't do pull ups. Elbows are fuckered

I need to get back into doing chin ups, though
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Muscle ups?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:02:13 AM EDT
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Morning all.
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It was fucking SOLID.  
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Did you taste it? How could you be certain it was bad if you didn’t taste it?

It was fucking SOLID.  

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:02:52 AM EDT
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Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast.

What's your most interesting shitpost?
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Mornin all!

Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast.

What's your most interesting shitpost?


I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:03:51 AM EDT
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G's up, Ho's down, Let's make this motherforklifter bounce.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:03:53 AM EDT
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That's not how this works....
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Yes it is, I was here first an claimed it! Just like our forefathers intended!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:04:12 AM EDT
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Solid plan.


Samesies.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:04:44 AM EDT
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Yes it is, I was here first an claimed it! Just like our forefathers intended!
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Why you AJ it?
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:04:45 AM EDT
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I need a pullup bar... And a plate carrier...
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Yes to both!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:05:53 AM EDT
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Garbage Juice.
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Free, so free
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:06:16 AM EDT
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I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday.
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Mornin all!

Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast.

What's your most interesting shitpost?


I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday.

This is the way
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:06:54 AM EDT
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Ain’t nothing but a gangster party
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:11:17 AM EDT
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Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn’t take advantage of me
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Going under is super easy. Make sure they tell you when they pump the good drugs into you and enjoy the 3 seconds of wtf. Then it will all be dark for another 3 seconds after which you wake up wondering where you are. Just be cool when you wake up and everything will be ok.

I've been under a few times now and it's always the same. Nervous going in, then the good drugs hit and you go "whoa",  then blackness for a second, and you wake up. You feel half drunk for a little while, then the pain kicks in.

Good times. Just don't try to fight the nurses. Just be cool, bro.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:11:34 AM EDT
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Sriracha has been sold out around here for weeks.
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Just bought a big one for for my ornamental chicken.


Better go buy another
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:12:34 AM EDT
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But hey, I get donuts today!

I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up."

I'm looking forward to my donuts.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:13:25 AM EDT
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That was...not...my experience.

Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days.

Thanks, Army.
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My dentist offered the novocaine route for m,  but I chose going under instead. All 4 of my wisdom teeth were impacted, so they had to be crushed in order to be removed. I didn't want to be awake for that.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:16:38 AM EDT
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But hey, I get donuts today!

I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up."

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I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days)
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:17:06 AM EDT
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With water
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Technically, yes. Hardboiled in water.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:17:40 AM EDT
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I'll have you trained up in no time
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He can barely cook as it is. Don't give him shitty ideas.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:18:03 AM EDT
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Ain’t nothing but a gangster party
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Picture me rollin’

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:18:13 AM EDT
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Dog Water....
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So free
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:18:54 AM EDT
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Yep
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Working on it
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:19:11 AM EDT
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I need a pullup bar... And a plate carrier...
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Same
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:19:12 AM EDT
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I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days)
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But hey, I get donuts today!

I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up."

I'm looking forward to my donuts.


I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days)


I thought that too, then I did a couple years of 30k+ driving, that changed my mind.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:19:42 AM EDT
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Morning all.
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Morning
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:20:32 AM EDT
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Going under is super easy. Make sure they tell you when they pump the good drugs into you and enjoy the 3 seconds of wtf. Then it will all be dark for another 3 seconds after which you wake up wondering where you are. Just be cool when you wake up and everything will be ok.

I've been under a few times now and it's always the same. Nervous going in, then the good drugs hit and you go "whoa",  then blackness for a second, and you wake up. You feel half drunk for a little while, then the pain kicks in.

Good times. Just don't try to fight the nurses. Just be cool, bro.
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I only went under for wisdom teeth, and it was like this.

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:20:37 AM EDT
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Listen all y’all it’s a sabotage
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Same
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I need a pullup bar... And a plate carrier...

Same


I'm glad I'm not the only one finding themselves ill prepared for this shitstorm.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:21:06 AM EDT
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I just can't catch a break this week.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:21:52 AM EDT
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I'm glad I'm not the only one finding themselves ill prepared for this shitstorm.
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We can be ill prepared together
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:22:06 AM EDT
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I thought that too, then I did a couple years of 30k+ driving, that changed my mind.
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Put 60k on my personal in 3 years but now I have a company truck so that helps! But I understand where you are coming from!
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:22:23 AM EDT
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...now kiss
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We can have ODF - Operation District Freedom.

DC meets the requirements for liberation.  It has a violent populace that hates America and only wants our dollars.....
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WASHINGTON  The Iraqi government on Monday hastily evacuated all nonessential Iraqi personnel from a rapidly destabilizing United States as the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden approaches on Jan. 20. Additionally, engineers have been building fortifications at the Iraqi Embassy in anticipation of tensions once again erupting into violence. https://www.duffelblog.com/p/iraq-evacuates-nonessential-workers

We can have ODF - Operation District Freedom.

DC meets the requirements for liberation.  It has a violent populace that hates America and only wants our dollars.....

And there's probably oil.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:23:26 AM EDT
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I just can't catch a break this week.
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Cant even catch a fish
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:23:32 AM EDT
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...now kiss
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Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:24:07 AM EDT
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One of my co-workers took tomorrow off because the conditions are right, for the first time in a decade, to
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Apparently it's a thing they do in Click To View Spoiler? His whole town is taking the day off for it.

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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:24:12 AM EDT
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Cant even catch a fish
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I do want to go fishing but it'd be a letdown too.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:24:25 AM EDT
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I'm glad I'm not the only one finding themselves ill prepared for this shitstorm.
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As long as you don’t get yoted by a kid with a SKS and good cardio
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And there's probably oil.
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WASHINGTON  The Iraqi government on Monday hastily evacuated all nonessential Iraqi personnel from a rapidly destabilizing United States as the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden approaches on Jan. 20. Additionally, engineers have been building fortifications at the Iraqi Embassy in anticipation of tensions once again erupting into violence. https://www.duffelblog.com/p/iraq-evacuates-nonessential-workers

We can have ODF - Operation District Freedom.

DC meets the requirements for liberation.  It has a violent populace that hates America and only wants our dollars.....

And there's probably oil.

Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:26:28 AM EDT
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Boring
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:27:10 AM EDT
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As long as you don’t get yoted by a kid with a SKS and good cardio
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I'm glad I'm not the only one finding themselves ill prepared for this shitstorm.


As long as you don’t get yoted by a kid with a SKS and good cardio


Oof. The truth hurts sometimes.

I'm ok in the cardio dept, I run 5mi 3-4x a week. Just no room for a pull up bar, and poor enough decision making for no plate carrier.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:27:42 AM EDT
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I do want to go fishing but it'd be a letdown too.
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Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:31:03 AM EDT
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Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down.
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That's some good wisdom right there.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:31:59 AM EDT
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Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down.
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I do want to go fishing but it'd be a letdown too.


Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down.


Smart man.
Link Posted: 1/19/2021 9:33:29 AM EDT
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If you can't catch a fish, catch a buzz


-Me, probably
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If you can't catch a fish, catch a buzz


-Me, probably
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Those who can’t do those, catch crabs
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If you can't catch a fish, catch a buzz


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Sounds like something you'd say.
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If you can't catch a fish, catch a buzz


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Sounds like something an alcoholic would say. Or Red Green.
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