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Quoted: Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast. What's your most interesting shitpost? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Mornin all! Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast. What's your most interesting shitpost? I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday. |
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Quoted: I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Mornin all! Hello fellow shitposting enthusiast. What's your most interesting shitpost? I'm a boring shitposter, just trying to avoid starting the workday. This is the way |
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Quoted: Wisdom teeth coming out tomorrow. Pretty nervous. Never been put under before. Hopefully a hot nurse doesn’t take advantage of me View Quote Going under is super easy. Make sure they tell you when they pump the good drugs into you and enjoy the 3 seconds of wtf. Then it will all be dark for another 3 seconds after which you wake up wondering where you are. Just be cool when you wake up and everything will be ok. I've been under a few times now and it's always the same. Nervous going in, then the good drugs hit and you go "whoa", then blackness for a second, and you wake up. You feel half drunk for a little while, then the pain kicks in. Good times. Just don't try to fight the nurses. Just be cool, bro. |
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But hey, I get donuts today!
I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up." I'm looking forward to my donuts. |
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Quoted: That was...not...my experience. Novocain only, Percocet had me violently puking for hours on fresh surgical site, so Tylenol only for pain. Back to work in 3 days. Thanks, Army. View Quote My dentist offered the novocaine route for m, but I chose going under instead. All 4 of my wisdom teeth were impacted, so they had to be crushed in order to be removed. I didn't want to be awake for that. |
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Quoted: But hey, I get donuts today! I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up." I'm looking forward to my donuts. View Quote I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days) |
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Quoted: I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: But hey, I get donuts today! I carpool into work (45miles) with a couple of other guys, include one young guy who does not have a good track record with being at the meeting spot at 6 am, adulting is hard I guess. Last week I bet him a box of donuts that he wouldnt make it to the carpool all week this week, welp, this morning I got a text at 6:05 from him, "Fuck, I just woke up." I'm looking forward to my donuts. I could never carpool...I’m that guy, work starts when I get there so I sleep in on occasion (most days) I thought that too, then I did a couple years of 30k+ driving, that changed my mind. |
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Quoted: Going under is super easy. Make sure they tell you when they pump the good drugs into you and enjoy the 3 seconds of wtf. Then it will all be dark for another 3 seconds after which you wake up wondering where you are. Just be cool when you wake up and everything will be ok. I've been under a few times now and it's always the same. Nervous going in, then the good drugs hit and you go "whoa", then blackness for a second, and you wake up. You feel half drunk for a little while, then the pain kicks in. Good times. Just don't try to fight the nurses. Just be cool, bro. View Quote I only went under for wisdom teeth, and it was like this. |
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Quoted: We can have ODF - Operation District Freedom. DC meets the requirements for liberation. It has a violent populace that hates America and only wants our dollars..... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: WASHINGTON The Iraqi government on Monday hastily evacuated all nonessential Iraqi personnel from a rapidly destabilizing United States as the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden approaches on Jan. 20. Additionally, engineers have been building fortifications at the Iraqi Embassy in anticipation of tensions once again erupting into violence. https://www.duffelblog.com/p/iraq-evacuates-nonessential-workers We can have ODF - Operation District Freedom. DC meets the requirements for liberation. It has a violent populace that hates America and only wants our dollars..... And there's probably oil. |
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Quoted: One of my co-workers took tomorrow off because the conditions are right, for the first time in a decade, to Click To View Spoiler swim under the ice on a river near his house .Apparently it's a thing they do in Click To View Spoiler Poland ? His whole town is taking the day off for it.Scares the crap out of me. View Quote Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that |
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Quoted: As long as you don’t get yoted by a kid with a SKS and good cardio View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I'm glad I'm not the only one finding themselves ill prepared for this shitstorm. As long as you don’t get yoted by a kid with a SKS and good cardio Oof. The truth hurts sometimes. I'm ok in the cardio dept, I run 5mi 3-4x a week. Just no room for a pull up bar, and poor enough decision making for no plate carrier. |
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Quoted: Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: I do want to go fishing but it'd be a letdown too. Go fishing to get away from the world and enjoy time outside. Catching fish is just a bonus. If you do it this way, it's never a let down. Smart man. |
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