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Link Posted: 2/24/2006 2:29:39 PM EDT
[#1]
Why the hell is this dumb ass the new James Bond??? They should have gave him a lead in the movie BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN?????
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:02:01 PM EDT
[#2]

Quoted:
James Bond:  The Guy Who Loved Me



Hmmm, Name the Bond movie contest.

I’ll go with

“James Bond: Imapussy”
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:05:03 PM EDT
[#3]
James Bond: Thunder Balls
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:12:33 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
What a pussy.



Plus what ever it's up to now.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:23:02 PM EDT
[#5]
teh feg  
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:35:10 PM EDT
[#6]
What'll we  find out next? That he actually puts the lid down and wears pajamas in bed?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:36:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Bring back a real James Bond .  Bring back Sean Connery .  

Hell, even Chuck Noris would be better than Daniel "Pussy-Boy" Craig.    






____________________________  

 
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:42:20 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
What'll we  find out next? That he actually puts the lid down and wears pajamas in bed?



You forgot the night light. I'm bettin' he has worries without one.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:46:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Jesus,what a loser.

How long before they just cast Elton John as the next Bond and make it a musical?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:50:28 PM EDT
[#10]
This guy is going to really have to ACT, to convince us he's James Bond.  

"I don't do gears"????? WTF, I bet Jerry Seinfeld can do gears....

I thought actors were supposed to have chops, you know, accents, fighting skills....well, maybe he's a good kisser...  "it's the kiss of death from Mr Goldfinger....."
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 3:53:45 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Where the hell is Clive Owen when we need him?

I think he'd make the best Bond ever...dare I say...usurp Connery?



He definately would have done the series proud! Not like this they got!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:41:38 PM EDT
[#12]
This clown will only last this one movie, then he's done. "Artistic Differences" and "Didn't want to be typecast".

If the producers could ditch him and start over they would. They are too far gone now and don't have the equipment to kick this bitch to the curb and start over.
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 5:52:54 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Jesus,what a loser.

How long before they just cast Elton John as the next Bond and make it a musical?


LOL. Good one!
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:03:05 PM EDT
[#14]

They might as well cast Susan Sarandon as the Bond girl.

She'd make a much better bond girl than that Thandie Newton that was originally cast.  She was even a worse choice than this Daniel Craig sissy.z
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:11:27 PM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:
Since James Bond now has a vagina, my question is whether or not he's going to try to fuck himself.



Sounds like he already did.  

If they have to reach for somebody like him, then this series has truly tanked.

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:12:52 PM EDT
[#16]
first time for a one line post
GHEY
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:13:11 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:
What'll we  find out next? That he actually puts the lid down and wears pajamas in bed?



Sitzpinkler!

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:16:13 PM EDT
[#18]
I didnt think you could fuck up bond, ive been proven wrong
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 6:52:56 PM EDT
[#19]
I just heard the titles of the next five Bond movies he signed for:



"The Living Gaylights"

"Cry Another Day"

"Brownfinger"

"Assraker"

"Live And Let Guys Pound You In The Ass"

Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:05:31 PM EDT
[#20]
"I don't do gears, OR WOMEN!, " Daniel Craig, 2006
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:07:40 PM EDT
[#21]
The feminization of men is complete! Bond is officially a pussy...whou woulda thunk it?
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:14:22 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:
What a god-damn fucking shit-stained liberal fuck.



c'mon man...say what you really mean....




Connery should whip this guys ass opening night....
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:24:59 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:30:12 PM EDT
[#24]
This clown will actually succeed in making Timothy Dalton look like a respectable Bond.  
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:52:49 PM EDT
[#25]
All the Bonds have been respectable until this guy
Link Posted: 2/24/2006 7:57:16 PM EDT
[#26]
the pussification of America has no boundaries
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 1:04:25 AM EDT
[#27]

Quoted:
the pussification of America has no boundaries



Daniel Craig was born in 1968 in Chester, England.  
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 2:21:52 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
the pussification of America has no boundaries



Daniel Craig was born in 1968 in Chester, England.  



True  - But America is the major market for this movie - we spend more on "Entertainment" than anywhere else.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:27:55 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
What a god-damn fucking shit-stained liberal fuck.



c'mon man...say what you really mean....




Connery should whip this guys ass opening night....



Just remember this: Connery HATES guns just as much as the new guy- probably more.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:48:06 PM EDT
[#30]
Ive never seen any of the movies anyways so its no big deal to me.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:51:30 PM EDT
[#31]
If he is anti-gun and pretends to be James Bond, I'm sure the Aston Martin isn't the only knob he's had in his hand.
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 12:57:21 PM EDT
[#32]

Quoted:
Where the hell is Clive Owen when we need him?

I think he'd make the best Bond ever...dare I say...usurp Connery?



+eleventy billion
Link Posted: 2/25/2006 1:17:33 PM EDT
[#33]
What a fucking asshat.  I won't see a 007 movie with him in it.

Not that the last Bond was that great either.
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