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Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:33:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Well, that's a much more interesting and sensational film than one which would be based on reality;

Dick is a young boy.  His father owns guns.  Dick's father takes him hunting ducks during season.

Dick grows up and goes to school.  When he's old enough he buys his own guns.  Dick goes to the shooting range once in a while, tries to go hunting when he can get the time and keeps a pistol or a shotgun loaded at home for protection.

Dick meets Jane.  Dick and Jane get married.  Dick teaches Jane to shoot.  They make babies.  Dick buys a safe and keeps his guns in there.  Once Dick and Janes babies get old enough Dick repeats the story with Dicky Jr. and little Janey.

See, reality is much too boring.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:36:46 AM EDT
[#2]
I guess I need to cross "Independence Day" off the purchase list.  Bill Pullman is in this heap of trash.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:38:33 AM EDT
[#3]

Dear Wendy is a highly original, witty and dark satire on US political hypocrisy and gun culture. It brings together the formidable talents of director Thomas Vinterberg (Festen) and writer/director Lars Von Trier (Dogville).

An 18 year old loner Dick, who is played brilliantly by Jamie Bell, lives in an impoverished mining village in the US.

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets. Presumably he got it from the gunshop's TOY GUN SECTION? Gimmie a f'n break...

To Dick, the gun has a life of its own, so he calls it Wendy. But he’s an avowed pacifist and has no intention of using it for sinister ends. Of all the inanimate objects capable of being used for harm, guns are the only ones give sole responsibility for their misuse. Big surprise here...

He begins to recruit fellow misfits into his secret society called the Dandies. They dress in highly theatrical garb. Each member has their own gun. It’s granted a name and invested with its own personality by its owner.  Gun ownership is a cult affecting only a few imbalanced members of society, right?

On the fringes of the town among derelict buildings they set about steeping themselves in the science of ballistics and the physical effects of bullets. Their favourite innocent pleasure is shooting practice.   Whats wrong with that?

Dick delights in the fact that he can shoot accurately at a target when blindfolded. The Dandies rule is, “Never draw your weapons.”  Yeah, thats realistic.  I try to shoot targes blindfolded 3 times a DAY.  And it should be "never draw your weapons unless you're at a carwash or fending off a pitbull.  Or defeating a dynamic entry of your house...

But this rule is to be severely tested. The Dandies call shooting their gun “loving”. They may feel impelled to “love” soon. Its "compelled" you moron.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the Dandies view their small world, a village square, as a fearsome place where citizens can’t walk freely.  Actually I think he meant "can."

Then one day, Dick’s gang shepherds his elderly, feeble black foster mother across the square to have a cup of coffee with her friend. As a result, his much vaunted pacifism may have to undergo a rethink.

The realism of the film is slightly unhinged. It has a slow start but the pace soon picks up, accompanied by a brilliant soundtrack from The Zombies. It’s a thought provoking and acerbic parable that taunts and exposes the defenders of gun culture in the US.  Translation: Unrealistic portrayal of a society by a jealous, whiny little man with no inkling of the real world.  Oh yeah and its got trendy (shitty) music.

It works on many levels and also skewers the hypocrisy of humanitarian intervention.

As Vinterberg notes, “pacifists with weapons is what most of the Western world consider themselves”. The alternative being simply "victims".

They never plan to use them but use them they will.  Yeah, so you better leave us the fuck alone.

As trigger-happy coppers stalk our streets, can there be a more timely drama in these dangerous and difficult times?  Yeah, maybe a movie version of what that bomber in Britain would have done if the cops who shot him had been armed with strong phrases instead of guns.


Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:49:22 AM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.  - Winston Churchill



I was a conservative by the fourth grade.  Don't punish me for being ahead of the curve.



Sorry! There are always exceptions to the rule.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:52:17 AM EDT
[#5]
Squatdog is the man.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:52:48 AM EDT
[#6]

As Vinterberg notes, “pacifists with weapons is what most of the Western world consider themselves”.



Buwhahahahaha. Now that's funny.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:55:59 AM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets. Presumably he got it from the gunshop's TOY GUN SECTION? Gimmie a f'n break...




Hey, don't laugh. There was a British anti-toy gun group that ran TV spots a year or so ago where children were playing with toy guns and one kid had a real gun and shot somebody on accident.

Yeah, I don't make any sense of it either. Do toy guns turn into real guns? I though the British had already done away with most real guns, doing away with the toy guns would eliminate the possiblity that someone might have a real gun (which were already gone). Or something.

I don't know... it doesn't make a damn bit of sense to me. But then again I'm not a fucking retard.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 11:56:55 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:02:06 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:

Quoted:

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets. Presumably he got it from the gunshop's TOY GUN SECTION? Gimmie a f'n break...




Hey, don't laugh. There was a British anti-toy gun group that ran TV spots a year or so ago where children were playing with toy guns and one kid had a real gun and shot somebody on accident.

Yeah, I don't make any sense of it either. Do toy guns turn into real guns? I though the British had already done away with most real guns, doing away with the toy guns would eliminate the possiblity that someone might have a real gun (which were already gone). Or something.

I don't know... it doesn't make a damn bit of sense to me. But then again I'm not a fucking retard.



Mothers Against Guns.

"Gun culture is on the increase in Britain, with replica guns becoming more prevalent than ever. Police found 72% of the firearms seized by the Metropolitan Police under last year's Operation Trident were imitations, air weapons, blank firers or starter pistols that had been converted, modified or upgraded to fire bullets.

Replica guns are often more dangerous as they do not fire as accurately as normal guns. Mothers Against Guns are campaigning for a complete ban on the sale of replica weapons.

The campaign is endorsed by Toby Harris, Chair of the Metropolitan Police Authority, who said, 'Over the last few years London has experienced a huge surge in gun crime which is part of the escalation of a gun culture in London. Young people are more willing to carry firearms and replica handguns than they used to without recognising the danger that they pose to themselves and innocent passers by.

'This is a serious issue for our police force who are increasingly dealing with gun crime and violence on a daily basis. We must make it harder for people to obtain and convert replicas into deadly weapons. That is why I fully support the call for a total ban of replica handguns and why I was the first signatory to the Mothers Against Guns petition.'"

I'm not sure which is more upsetting... that an organization like this exists, or that  they're people out there that belive this shit.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:02:18 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:03:36 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I see that the UK has a firm grasp of
American society.

Excuse me, I need to head down to the
saloon to get my jug of wiskey with 'XXX'
written on the side.




Pay attention!!! It's a DANISH FILM!!!



Whatever ain't all of yuns the same anywho?  
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:04:31 PM EDT
[#12]
.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:19:41 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Dear Wendy,

Your owner is a fuckwit.

Dear Wendy the Film,

Your writer, director, and producers are all fuckwits, pardon my language.


No, on second thought, don't pardon it.




Come on.  Tell us how you really feel.  Don't hold back.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:21:28 PM EDT
[#14]
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:23:05 PM EDT
[#15]
tagged until September
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:24:34 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I see that the UK has a firm grasp of
American society.

Excuse me, I need to head down to the
saloon to get my jug of wiskey with 'XXX'
written on the side.




Pay attention!!! It's a DANISH FILM!!!



Whatever ain't all of yuns the same anywho?  




Nope, we speak ENGLISH, they speak some foreign gibberish!




-- Well bugger me.  Now sod off!
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:25:24 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets. Presumably he got it from the gunshop's TOY GUN SECTION? Gimmie a f'n break...




Hey, don't laugh. There was a British anti-toy gun group that ran TV spots a year or so ago where children were playing with toy guns and one kid had a real gun and shot somebody on accident.

Yeah, I don't make any sense of it either. Do toy guns turn into real guns? I though the British had already done away with most real guns, doing away with the toy guns would eliminate the possiblity that someone might have a real gun (which were already gone). Or something.

I don't know... it doesn't make a damn bit of sense to me. But then again I'm not a fucking retard.



Mothers Against Guns.




Hey, MothersAgainstGuns has an 8mb MPG file on their site.  Too bad none of us know how to right click and save-as...  
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:33:43 PM EDT
[#18]
tag
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 12:39:10 PM EDT
[#19]

after seeing the trailer it reminds me that I still have to go pick up 2 or 3 more ak-47´s and another 10,000 rounds of ammo.Thank you dear wendy.


Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:31:03 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets. Presumably he got it from the gunshop's TOY GUN SECTION? Gimmie a f'n break...




Hey, don't laugh. There was a British anti-toy gun group that ran TV spots a year or so ago where children were playing with toy guns and one kid had a real gun and shot somebody on accident.

Yeah, I don't make any sense of it either. Do toy guns turn into real guns? I though the British had already done away with most real guns, doing away with the toy guns would eliminate the possiblity that someone might have a real gun (which were already gone). Or something.

I don't know... it doesn't make a damn bit of sense to me. But then again I'm not a fucking retard.



Mothers Against Guns.




Hey, MothersAgainstGuns has an 8mb MPG file on their site.  Too bad none of us know how to right click and save-as...  



Actually, I got an evil idea.

I'm considering registering gunownersagainstmothers.org.  What do you think? How many of you people think that mothers are dangerous and should be banned?

ETA: Mothers are more dangerous and just as likely to transform into a real gun as a replica or toy gun is. Mothers should be banned, for the children.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 4:50:09 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:

As Vinterberg notes, “pacifists with weapons is what most of the Western world consider themselves”.



Buwhahahahaha. Now that's funny.



Yeah, si vis pacem, para bellum comes to mind.  If liberals are so damn intelligent, you would think they would know and understand the meaning of that phrase.  
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:04:46 PM EDT
[#22]
Dmanit streetfighter, you fucked up man. You revealed arfcom.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:08:03 PM EDT
[#23]
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:10:25 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

after seeing the trailer it reminds me that I still have to go pick up 2 or 3 more ak-47´s and another 10,000 rounds of ammo.Thank you dear wendy.





WTF? Build your own, makes 'em even more pissed off because you can build it yourself .

Ben
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:11:14 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:
Dear Wendy exposes the US’s gun culture
The new film Dear Wendy explores the rotten heart of the US, writes Stephen Philip

Socialist Worker Online (UK)
August 6th edition

Dear Wendy is a highly original, witty and dark satire on US political hypocrisy and gun culture. It brings together the formidable talents of director Thomas Vinterberg (Festen) and writer/director Lars Von Trier (Dogville).

An 18 year old loner Dick, who is played brilliantly by Jamie Bell, lives in an impoverished mining village in the US.

He buys a pearl handled toy pistol as a birthday present but he soon discovers it’s a real gun firing real bullets.

To Dick, the gun has a life of its own, so he calls it Wendy. But he’s an avowed pacifist and has no intention of using it for sinister ends.

He begins to recruit fellow misfits into his secret society called the Dandies. They dress in highly theatrical garb. Each member has their own gun. It’s granted a name and invested with its own personality by its owner.

On the fringes of the town among derelict buildings they set about steeping themselves in the science of ballistics and the physical effects of bullets. Their favourite innocent pleasure is shooting practice.

Dick delights in the fact that he can shoot accurately at a target when blindfolded. The Dandies rule is, “Never draw your weapons.”

But this rule is to be severely tested. The Dandies call shooting their gun “loving”. They may feel impelled to “love” soon.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the Dandies view their small world, a village square, as a fearsome place where citizens can’t walk freely.

Then one day, Dick’s gang shepherds his elderly, feeble black foster mother across the square to have a cup of coffee with her friend. As a result, his much vaunted pacifism may have to undergo a rethink.

The realism of the film is slightly unhinged. It has a slow start but the pace soon picks up, accompanied by a brilliant soundtrack from The Zombies. It’s a thought provoking and acerbic parable that taunts and exposes the defenders of gun culture in the US.

It works on many levels and also skewers the hypocrisy of humanitarian intervention.

As Vinterberg notes, “pacifists with weapons is what most of the Western world consider themselves”.

They never plan to use them but use them they will.

As trigger-happy coppers stalk our streets, can there be a more timely drama in these dangerous and difficult times?

Film's web site - www.dearwendy.dk

www.socialistworker.co.uk/article.php4?article_id=7022





I kept waiting for "this is the time on Sprockets when we dance".

Euroqueers
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:11:42 PM EDT
[#26]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I see that the UK has a firm grasp of
American society.

Excuse me, I need to head down to the
saloon to get my jug of wiskey with 'XXX'
written on the side.




Pay attention!!! It's a DANISH FILM!!!



Paging DK-Prof! Paging DK-Prof!

Commentary, please....


[slaps head]


Oh, that's right- he's still on honeymoon with his gorgeous bride.
Link Posted: 8/3/2005 5:26:38 PM EDT
[#27]
Wow, what an ingenious plot! Which Toys R Us can I head over to pick up one of these guns?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:49:29 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I see that the Danes has a firm grasp of
American society.

Excuse me, I need to head down to the
saloon to get my jug of wiskey with 'XXX'
written on the side.



Pay attention!!! It's a DANISH FILM!!!



Fixed: Sorry, Vito!

I made a terrible assumption based on the
fact that it was being touted by the UK
chapter of the SWP.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 4:59:50 PM EDT
[#29]
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:06:35 PM EDT
[#30]

Quoted:
I really don't like to gay bash but that looks like the most homo fantasy version of 'Firefly' one could imagine.





FireFly is what I thought of when I
saw that, too. It is a college drama class
version of of it.

That chick looks hot, tho.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 5:14:58 PM EDT
[#31]
The movie is on BitTorrent.  

I want to get a closer look at the dame.  
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 8:37:24 PM EDT
[#32]
Check out the website.  It has clips from the main cast learning how to operate their various firearms, as well as going to the shooting range to get some actual trigger time.  The movie looks like it'll be way out there, but the cast actually looks like they may be on their way to the light side.
Link Posted: 9/13/2005 9:14:54 PM EDT
[#33]
imitations, air weapons, blank firers or starter pistols that had been converted, modified or upgraded to fire bullets.

[sarcasm]Sure...[/sarcasm]

[Judy Tenudo] It could happen! [/Judy Tenudo]

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 5:46:40 PM EDT
[#34]
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 8:35:27 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
FUCK WENDY AND THIS GAY ASS WEAK SHIT! I am going to see a real movie, I am going to see SERENITY!



Gorram right on Serenity.  I'll probably rent Dear Wendy, however.  I like fucked up movies.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 9:33:35 PM EDT
[#36]
I really think that Euros think we don't think we'll ever use our guns.  Personally that's the whole point.  If you are going to carry a gun then you had damn well be willing to use it.  If I was a pacifist who thought I would never use it then why the fuck would I carry it?
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:09:19 PM EDT
[#37]

Quoted:


He begins to recruit fellow misfits into his secret society called the Dandies. They dress in highly theatrical garb.

On the fringes of the town among derelict buildings they set about steeping themselves in the science of ballistics and the physical effects of bullets. Their favourite innocent pleasure is shooting practice.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the Dandies view their small world, a village square, as a fearsome place where citizens can’t walk freely.


Wow.  It's like a little snapshot of my own IDPA club!

www.socialistworker.co.uk/graphics/2005/1962/dear_wendy.jpg



Looks like the "dandies" never took up the practice of trigger discipline.

Although that Mauser c96 is looking particularly sexy.
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:21:26 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:
I see that the UK has a firm grasp of
American society.





Man they pegged us just like Kubrick nailed them with "A Clockwork Orange."

I mean in the UK they really do walk around in their undies and call each other "Droogies" right?

Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:26:04 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
teh ghey...........



+1
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:28:45 PM EDT
[#40]

Quoted:
Taken from socialistworker.com ???

There's your answer right there, boys...

Save me the keystrokes also...
Link Posted: 9/15/2005 10:59:39 PM EDT
[#41]
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 7:40:01 AM EDT
[#42]
I named my M60 Wilma.  That doesn't make me a pansy, does it?
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 8:05:46 AM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 8:31:20 AM EDT
[#44]
There is better film to be found in my fucking bath tub.
Link Posted: 9/16/2005 12:00:26 PM EDT
[#45]

Quoted:
I named my M60 Wilma.  That doesn't make me a pansy, does it?



I named my WASR-10 Mathilda.

Call it a pansy if you like, but I suggest you don't do it when she's well-fed.
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