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Posted: 10/21/2021 8:09:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Fuck yeah

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:10:06 PM EDT

[#2]

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Kill it before it breeds

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85% chance she already has
80% multiple times
79% multiple times with different daddies
90% some of your tax money goes to her to feed them
40% chance a father tried to get one (or more of them) but was rebuffed by a court because "children should be with mothers"

ETA, I am fully in the "ban Narcan" crowd

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:10:14 PM EDT

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Bet she does anal!

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For $20 or a couple lines of meth...

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:20:01 PM EDT

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Meth is bad folks.

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:20:41 PM EDT

[#5]

That’s methed up

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:22:55 PM EDT

[#6]

Coach: “and what did we learn today team?”

Team: “don’t do drugs coach!”

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:27:44 PM EDT

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Looks like ilikeporkchops avatar decided to do meth.

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:42:18 PM EDT

[#8]

YIKES!

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:46:49 PM EDT

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Guilty, her next run across a field should involve a minefield

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Posted: 10/21/2021 8:48:08 PM EDT

[#10]

So guilty

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:50:23 PM EDT

[#11]

That meth is one hell of a drug.

Cyndi Lauper called. She wants her hair back.

Posted: 10/21/2021 8:53:06 PM EDT

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Those poor kids- scarred for life

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One of the kids, when interviewed after the occurrence, was quoted as saying "I've seen things, man...... things you don't ever want to see...."

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:31:03 PM EDT

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She's accomplished more than D.A.R.E. ever did.

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:39:46 PM EDT

[#14]

Meth is bad

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:40:21 PM EDT

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lol. Fuckin saved.

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:47:28 PM EDT

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Morganna The Kissing Bandit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YzX_QCPQHU

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:52:12 PM EDT

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and you think those 8graders don't know about the birds and the bees yet.... lol

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:52:38 PM EDT

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She's outside of tolerances.

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I'm going to have to use that one.

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:55:59 PM EDT

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She's only 27. It's amazing how quickly hard drugs can degrade a person.

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Looks like Meth.

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:58:16 PM EDT

[#20]

About what I expected in the looks department.

Posted: 10/21/2021 9:58:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/21/2021 9:59:46 PM EDT

[#22]

Guilty

Posted: 10/21/2021 10:06:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/21/2021 10:15:22 PM EDT

[#24]

when we were in the 8th grade we might have chased her down

Posted: 10/21/2021 10:18:06 PM EDT

[#25]

That may turn some young boys gay

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:17:33 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/21/2021 11:21:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/21/2021 11:27:13 PM EDT

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-naked-football-field-8th-graders

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A Missouri woman who allegedly streaked naked across a football field full of 8th graders has been sacked by prosecutors.

Lacey Uthe, of Jefferson City, was charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15 last Wednesday in connection with the incident, court records showed.

Uthe, who was born in 1994, according to legal records, told prosecutors she took heroin before leaving her home in the nude to look for help "because she thought she would die," documents obtained by KMIZ reportedly showed.

She allegedly jumped over the Helias Football Stadium fence wearing only a scarf while 29 middle school football players participated in a youth program, according to the station.

Uthe was reportedly taken to the hospital and later posted a $10,000 bond, according to court records — which showed the suspect has been charged with six other crimes and infractions since 2014.

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Poor 8th graders.

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:31:40 PM EDT

[#29]

Felony child abuse.

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:35:00 PM EDT

[#30]

Looks like one of the Scots from Braveheart.

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:37:13 PM EDT

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We all know that thing is someones fetish here.

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Posted: 10/21/2021 11:48:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/21/2021 11:50:23 PM EDT

[#33]

Guessing the 8th graders were busy checking out the flopping tits and ass

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:50:29 PM EDT

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Can smell that burnt rubber dumpster cooch through the pic

Posted: 10/21/2021 11:56:24 PM EDT

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It's never EVER the one's you want to see doing this stuff...

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Posted: 10/21/2021 11:58:20 PM EDT

[#36]

Guilty

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:15:39 AM EDT

[#37]

Meth use has consequences.

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:24:13 AM EDT

[#38]

Damn...

??

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:28:39 AM EDT

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Quoted:

https://www.foxnews.com/us/woman-naked-football-field-8th-graders

https://a57.foxnews.com/static.foxnews.com/foxnews.com/content/uploads/2021/10/348/196/lacey-uthe-streaker.jpg?ve=1&tl=1

A Missouri woman who allegedly streaked naked across a football field full of 8th graders has been sacked by prosecutors.

Lacey Uthe, of Jefferson City, was charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15 last Wednesday in connection with the incident, court records showed.

Uthe, who was born in 1994, according to legal records, told prosecutors she took heroin before leaving her home in the nude to look for help "because she thought she would die," documents obtained by KMIZ reportedly showed.

She allegedly jumped over the Helias Football Stadium fence wearing only a scarf while 29 middle school football players participated in a youth program, according to the station.

Uthe was reportedly taken to the hospital and later posted a $10,000 bond, according to court records — which showed the suspect has been charged with six other crimes and infractions since 2014.

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Is that blood dripping down her neck? Damn man, you have to be pretty far gone to start using that as an injection site.

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:29:42 AM EDT

[#40]

Guilty guilty guilty guilty guilty!!!!

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:32:06 AM EDT

[#41]

Felony sexual misconduct? Really?

We have too much government.

Also the d.a.r.e. Jokes are on point, she probably stopped more potential drug addicts at that school than anything else would have. Pay her as a consultant, better than those racist CRT fucksticks

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:45:14 AM EDT

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Guess Morganza the kissing bandit is a thing of the past apparently.

Posted: 10/22/2021 12:53:34 AM EDT

[#43]

Not guilty.

Posted: 10/22/2021 1:08:46 AM EDT

[#44]

well she just ruined a bunch of young boys for life

Posted: 10/22/2021 1:36:24 AM EDT

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Posted: 10/22/2021 1:38:51 AM EDT

[#46]

Those football players will likely all be gay or trans now.

Guilty!!

Posted: 10/22/2021 1:43:55 AM EDT

[#47]

Eh, the kids learned something. I’m calling it a win.

Posted: 10/22/2021 1:56:18 AM EDT

[#48]

The only life scarring event that occurred for those boys was that lady is FUGLY. Had she not been a cracked out heroin junkie, I doubt anyone would have said anything.