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Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:16:23 AM EDT
[#1]



Quoted:





Quoted:

Sure, she's cute.
Yup.



If she can get over me being fuck-ugly, then I can get over the lack of a limb or two.



 
LOL!





 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:20:22 AM EDT
[#2]
Oh hells yeah.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:34:36 AM EDT
[#3]
Oh yeah. Right after smoking everyone in the three leg race at the family cookout.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 6:48:10 AM EDT
[#4]
I need to see how far the nub goes down, but most likely, yes.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:41:31 AM EDT
[#5]
it's not like she lost her jaw
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:47:05 AM EDT
[#6]
Sure I would, but that classy of a lady you would have to wine and dine first. Only the finest establishment would do, but it would have to be open 24 hrs, because of her jet lag. Does anyone have a suggestion?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:47:28 AM EDT
[#7]
double tap

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:50:23 AM EDT
[#8]
I would let her stick her prosthetic toes in my anus.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:50:41 AM EDT
[#9]
How bout Miss Angola?









 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:51:53 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
I would let her stick her prosthetic toes in my anus.


Holy shit
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:53:14 AM EDT
[#11]



Quoted:



Quoted:

there was a landmine in her kitchen?




that is cold..


Like the food she was cooking when she stepped on the landmine.



 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:55:02 AM EDT
[#12]



I would've thought they would have the same type of shoe? Save $$$ buy only one pair



Oh, I almost forgot  IBTL
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:56:47 AM EDT
[#13]
yes sir
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 8:59:32 AM EDT
[#14]
Is it just me or does she look French?



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:03:18 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
I believe her name is Ilene.


It is, and she works at IHOP. True story.

Her brother lost his shins in the same explosion, his name is Tony.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:10:03 AM EDT
[#16]
Legs just get in the way.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:18:42 AM EDT
[#17]
Attractive gal...sure why not? I did not even notice she was missing a leg till I looked a second time, so the whole amputee fetish thing goes out the window.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:24:11 AM EDT
[#18]
Well, she wouldn't be able to get away......
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:25:05 AM EDT
[#19]
added leverage.

/thread
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:48:00 AM EDT
[#20]



Quoted:


there was a landmine in her kitchen?


In her rice patty.



 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:55:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Just the tip
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:57:24 AM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


Fuck yeah I would






 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:05:22 PM EDT
[#23]
She looks great!  Depends on how tall she is.  I just can't get interested in short chicks.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:07:47 PM EDT
[#24]
I bet she's probably been pegged as a misfit.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:07:53 PM EDT
[#25]
Too much time with a pretty girl who was very ugly inside.  I'm at the point where as long as she isn't a swamp hog I'm good.  
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:11:58 PM EDT
[#26]



Quoted:


I bet she's probably been pegged as a misfit.


I think she'd really have to have a good handhold to peg you....



 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:17:17 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Yep. I have an extra leg she can play with.


+1.  

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:19:38 PM EDT
[#28]


Link Posted: 1/4/2012 12:31:01 PM EDT
[#29]
Why not?
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:22:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
What's with the shiny rifle?

...and the finger on the bang switch.


Wood Eye?  Probably  
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:24:07 PM EDT
[#31]



Quoted:


This thread guaranteed to bring out the amputee fetishists.


Amputee Club - Dismembers Only.







 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:24:42 PM EDT
[#32]
Defiantly!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:28:02 PM EDT
[#33]
Yes, i do believe i would.
 



Edit.  No way!  I'm married!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:30:37 PM EDT
[#34]
I  know her sister who has no legs.....her name is Conseulo
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:32:35 PM EDT
[#35]



Quoted:


Positions other than missionary might be tricky, but she's cute as hell! I wouldn't think twice about it, assuming her bits weren't too damaged by the mine.



kpel308 may have the local intel needed to validate this application:  








 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:32:53 PM EDT
[#36]



She is still a full functioning loving woman (and a lovely one at that ), but the Miss Landmine pageant is fucking retarded if you ask me.

What's next, Miss Skinny Bye-Byes for the AIDS infected women
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:03:36 PM EDT
[#37]
If it is a total amputation then of course easy access. If she still has a nub hell yes it serves as a steering wheel!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:05:25 PM EDT
[#38]
If I werent married, yes I would.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:06:41 PM EDT
[#39]
yup
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:07:16 PM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

I believe her name is Ilene.




I see what you did there.




and it was sort of funny.





Well I am not laughing.

 
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:10:15 PM EDT
[#41]
Sure.

I bet she is flexible.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:13:23 PM EDT
[#42]
Meh..... pointy knee.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:14:21 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
I would let her stick her prosthetic toes in my anus.




Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:19:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:39:56 PM EDT
[#45]
I'm sorry but she failed to follow the instructions of her title.....
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:01:51 PM EDT
[#46]
The "Miss Landmine" contest makes no sense.



It appears none of the contestants "missed" a landmine.
I'm probably going to hell for that.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:08:27 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I'm sorry but she failed to follow the instructions of her title.....


LOL Awesome
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:12:17 PM EDT
[#48]




Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:13:39 PM EDT
[#49]
Bareback
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:16:22 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
What's next, Miss Skinny Bye-Byes for the AIDS infected women


Link?  

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