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Quoted: LOL! Quoted: Yup. Sure, she's cute. If she can get over me being fuck-ugly, then I can get over the lack of a limb or two. |
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Oh yeah. Right after smoking everyone in the three leg race at the family cookout.
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Sure I would, but that classy of a lady you would have to wine and dine first. Only the finest establishment would do, but it would have to be open 24 hrs, because of her jet lag. Does anyone have a suggestion?
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I would let her stick her prosthetic toes in my anus. Holy shit |
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Quoted: Quoted: there was a landmine in her kitchen? that is cold.. Like the food she was cooking when she stepped on the landmine. |
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I would've thought they would have the same type of shoe? Save $$$ buy only one pair Oh, I almost forgot IBTL |
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I believe her name is Ilene. It is, and she works at IHOP. True story. Her brother lost his shins in the same explosion, his name is Tony. |
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Attractive gal...sure why not? I did not even notice she was missing a leg till I looked a second time, so the whole amputee fetish thing goes out the window.
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She looks great! Depends on how tall she is. I just can't get interested in short chicks.
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Too much time with a pretty girl who was very ugly inside. I'm at the point where as long as she isn't a swamp hog I'm good.
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Quoted: I bet she's probably been pegged as a misfit. I think she'd really have to have a good handhold to peg you.... |
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What's with the shiny rifle? ...and the finger on the bang switch. Wood Eye? Probably |
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Quoted: This thread guaranteed to bring out the amputee fetishists. Amputee Club - Dismembers Only. |
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Quoted: Positions other than missionary might be tricky, but she's cute as hell! I wouldn't think twice about it, assuming her bits weren't too damaged by the mine. |
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She is still a full functioning loving woman (and a lovely one at that ), but the Miss Landmine pageant is fucking retarded if you ask me. What's next, Miss Skinny Bye-Byes for the AIDS infected women |
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If it is a total amputation then of course easy access. If she still has a nub hell yes it serves as a steering wheel!
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I believe her name is Ilene. I see what you did there. and it was sort of funny. Well I am not laughing. |
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I'm sorry but she failed to follow the instructions of her title.....
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The "Miss Landmine" contest makes no sense.
It appears none of the contestants "missed" a landmine. I'm probably going to hell for that. |
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I'm sorry but she failed to follow the instructions of her title..... LOL Awesome |
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What's next, Miss Skinny Bye-Byes for the AIDS infected women Link? |
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