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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:40:51 AM EDT
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I was just helping here over the fence! Really! The velcro gloves and rubberboots, well... uh....
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:41:21 AM EDT
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But officer....we were just horsing around!!!
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:41:39 AM EDT
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lol, we need a Protection of Farm Animals amendment to the Constitution... |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:42:15 AM EDT
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Not illegal in Washington state.
As an "almost President" might say.... "There is no controlling legal authority that says this was in violation of law." -- Al Gore, seven times (in one form or another), White House news conference, March 3 |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:45:31 AM EDT
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"If having sex with animals is illegal, then only illegals will have sex with animals." Er...wait...that didn't come out right.
 "...from my dead cold hooves!!!" |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:45:48 AM EDT
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Posted: 7/15/2005 11:58:21 AM EDT
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Then the distraut horse goes into a bar to drink away his sorrow, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Happy? 
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:02:03 PM EDT
[#8]
Great minds and all that! 
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:03:22 PM EDT
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Why this was rather amusing to read. I dont think to horse felt to badly about it I am rather sure the horse isnt emotionally scared for life. 
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:06:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:08:19 PM EDT
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Its no wonder all the liberals go to Seattle.
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:18:33 PM EDT
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Damn! Where's the lynch mob forming?
PETA is compaining about the two not being married. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:22:49 PM EDT
[#13]
Let me get this straight, Oregan has banned smoking in resturants but you can still smoke your horse!
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:25:35 PM EDT
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Shoulda brought more KY Jelly..............
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:25:56 PM EDT
[#15]
I take it you will be on your way back up here soon then?... 
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:26:23 PM EDT
[#16]
Or gone with a pony. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:26:25 PM EDT
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The human died. PETA is not complaining they are celebrating. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:26:54 PM EDT
[#18]
Amen. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:31:33 PM EDT
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Sure... He was napping in the barn, bent over a haybale, with his pants around his knees, when in comes a stud who accidentaly falls down and lets his dick fall into the poor mans ass... ETA: TRG is going to be pissed. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:31:54 PM EDT
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Cool.
They should implament those types of farms everywhere in the country. If it results in removing sickos from society I'm all for it. Hell, I'd pay $20 in admission fees for any sicko who wanted to get ass raped by a horse with the hopes that it would turn out like this one. 
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:32:18 PM EDT
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[sickmuthafucka]Hey, it's not like he had gay horse sex with an underage colt...[/sickmuthafucka]
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:32:57 PM EDT
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this just in.......
 Sgatr15 |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:38:37 PM EDT
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When asked what the condition of the horse was, the lead investigator said "He's stable."
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:45:22 PM EDT
[#24]
 Why did I laugh at that?
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:47:35 PM EDT
[#25]
Ewwwwwww!!!!!
Sex with animals isn't illegal in that state?! How can it not be illegal? I'm so nauseated by this. The guy who died got what he had coming. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:47:37 PM EDT
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Well, you know. Sometimes you just feel like screwing a horse.
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:49:00 PM EDT
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it would appear that the dimokrats in Washington State have found a cure for their ailment......having a horse analize them.......and then die......
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:52:27 PM EDT
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I don't see how fags and horse-rapers do it ... I have trouble with a big turd ...
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:55:05 PM EDT
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do we really need a law to stop sex with animals? doesn't common sense take care of that? for God's sake, what's wrong with people?
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Posted: 7/15/2005 12:55:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:03:38 PM EDT
[#31]
Well that is going to give some DU er a woodie........
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:07:32 PM EDT
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Wonder what kept it from prolapsing the old boy's ass?
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:07:53 PM EDT
[#33]
Fixed it for you. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:10:44 PM EDT
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You ever see the episode of Mr. Ed where Wilbur tells Ed he has a 'purty mouth'...?
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:17:11 PM EDT
[#35]
This adds a (w)hole new meaning to "safe sex"!
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:19:23 PM EDT
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This gives a whole new meaning to the term "beast of burden."
For once today, I am speechless.  |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:25:07 PM EDT
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For once the horse got to ride bareback
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:26:07 PM EDT
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Who's missing from the WA HTF?
1GR? |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:27:32 PM EDT
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Washington St...where men are men, and sheep run nervous!
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:32:39 PM EDT
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I don't want to reread this whole sorted tale but was he fucking the horse or was the horse fucking him ?
Internal bleeding and all? Maybe the horse kicked him in the stomach because it was getting sodomized? |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:32:49 PM EDT
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Gives new meaning to the term "Ridem Cowboy"
or "Hold my saddle and watch this" |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:35:14 PM EDT
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So, if this guy sees a horse trot by ... does he say "I'd hit it" ?
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:36:26 PM EDT
[#43]
ugh... whatever floats your boat I guess...
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:42:13 PM EDT
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That is the argument for same-sex marriage. Why shouldn't it be for this sick shit too? |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:43:56 PM EDT
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What are the odds this guy also liked recreational drugs?
Normalcy just wasn't enough for him. |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:44:42 PM EDT
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what are the odds this guy is a drinker?? I'll give you 2:1 on that one! |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:49:00 PM EDT
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+1 |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:53:03 PM EDT
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Whoa....back up......whoa....back up.....whoa......back up......
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:56:41 PM EDT
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How does that Mr. Ed song go...
"A horse is a horse, of course, of course, and no one should suck off a horse, of course.... Unless, of course, that horse had his dick buried in your ass!...." Well, not quite. Death by horse cock! Sounds like a Roman torture! ...but he volunteered.... 20"x4" is just a little more than that guy could take, I guess. So this is OK in that state?  I think it's just nutty, but in a case like this, was the horse unhappy? If he was, it would have only been if he hadn't blown his load. How is that animal cruelty? It's human stupidity, but I can't see how any animal would object to being given an orgasm. Not cruelty. Now, if it's male human vs. female animal, or "wrong entrance" on any animal, if the animal protests in any way, YES, it's cruelty. If it doesn't seem to notice, I don't think it is. CJ |
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Posted: 7/15/2005 1:59:40 PM EDT
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Actually when he walks by the stables the horses say "I'd hit it.....hard!!!" bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaaaaaaaaa...I'm killing me with this one!
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