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Posted: 7/2/2012 6:45:38 AM EDT

[#1]

Lawyers...

Used car salesmen have SOME ethics...

OWNAGE..

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:46:18 AM EDT

[#2]

It's been a while since we had a "I couldn't hack law school/LSAT" thread.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:47:26 AM EDT

[#3]

already been dealt with

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:48:06 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

Want to know how I know you're illiterate?

I'll be surprised as fuck if you can tell me what literary work that is from and who said it.

Posted: 7/2/2012 6:52:23 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:

I think the lawyers enjoy these as much as anyone

I like these threads. I have a pretty encyclopedic book of lawyer-bashing jokes in my head already, but I always pick up at least one new one in these discussions.

Posted: 7/2/2012 7:27:26 AM EDT

[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

Want to know how I know you're illiterate?

I'll be surprised as fuck if you can tell me what literary work that is from and who said it.

Dick the butcher...

Posted: 7/2/2012 7:43:01 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

Want to know how I know you're illiterate?

I'll be surprised as fuck if you can tell me what literary work that is from and who said it.

Dick the butcher...

Ok...what work?

Posted: 7/2/2012 9:38:18 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".

Want to know how I know you're illiterate?

I'll be surprised as fuck if you can tell me what literary work that is from and who said it.

Dick the butcher...

Ok...what work?

Damn, beat me to it. It's from Shakespeares' "Henry The Sixth"

That was too easy, a weak challenge, you have to do better than than.

Posted: 7/2/2012 11:54:39 AM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Lets see, used car sales people SELL cars.

Lawyers PRACTICE law.

I'd rather do business with someone who's done practicing their trade and knows what they are doing. Lawyers can practice on someone else.

Make sure to never go to any doctor of medicine. They PRACTICE as well

Posted: 7/2/2012 12:07:54 PM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:
lawyers

there is a limit to how much money a used car salesman can screw you for

Posted: 7/2/2012 12:12:05 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I fucking hate lawyers, I deal with them every fucking day.

I've never bought a used car.

We love you. Wanna buy a slightly used Camry?

How much gas is in the tank ?

Posted: 7/2/2012 12:33:17 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I fucking hate lawyers, I deal with them every fucking day.

I've never bought a used car.

We love you. Wanna buy a slightly used Camry?

How much gas is in the tank ?

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:14:54 PM EDT

[#13]

Used car salesmen are more sleazy. Lawyers are more dangerous.

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:17:10 PM EDT

[#14]

used car salesman cannot trap you against your will and completely destroy you over arguably nothing

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:17:28 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:
Used car salesmen are more sleazy. Lawyers are more dangerous.

I don't know, some lawyers can be sleazy: Attorney Accused of Secretly Recording Women’s Underwear

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:19:30 PM EDT

[#16]

I sold new cars at a new car lot.

I sold used cars at a used car lot.

I was never, ever asked to lie or misrepresent anything at the used lot...I can't say the same for the new car lot I worked at

The used car salesman cliche' is pretty old; some lawyers are scumbags, but most politicians are smegma.

I think we can all agree on that

Speed

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:19:59 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:
what say you arfcom?

I object to this poll.

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:22:19 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
what say you arfcom?

I object to this poll.

callipygous why do you object?

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:22:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Used car salesman.

No contest.

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:24:43 PM EDT

[#20]

I love when people get so butthurt in one thread that they have to go create another thread to hopefully get more people to agree with them, often under false pretenses.

Posted: 7/2/2012 1:31:46 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Which of these three belongs to a socialist organization?

Used car salesman

Lawyer

Union member

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1338557_American_Flag_Seller_Files_for_Bankruptcy.html

http://www.justice.gov/usao/iln/pr/chicago/2003/pr110703_01.pdf
At least lawyers don't burn down your business if you refuse to hire them, unlike Chicago unions

HATER

(I don't sell cars)

Posted: 7/2/2012 4:32:25 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
Damn, beat me to it. It's from Shakespeares' "Henry The Sixth"

That was too easy, a weak challenge, you have to do better than than.

So you then know that Dick's response was to Jack Cade, a revolutionary that thought stirring up the lower classes against those who could read and write would help usher in Cade's Communistic type government? The lower classes wanted the lawyers killed so they could errantly believe they would be free from the law.

You ever read Cade's lines in the lead up to Dick's statement:

Let me alone. Dost thou use to write thy name? or
hast thou a mark to thyself, like an honest
plain-dealing man?

Away with him, I say! hang him with his pen and
ink-horn about his neck.:
.......

There shall be no money;
all shall eat and drink on my score; and I will
apparel them all in one livery, that they may agree
like brothers and worship me their lord.

I know that this is GD. TL:DR and reading is for faggots anyways.

Never thought you'd be spouting a bunch of anarcho-communist claptrap as though it were gospel, huh?

Posted: 7/2/2012 4:41:03 PM EDT

[#23]

I'll go with union bosses.

Posted: 7/2/2012 4:53:06 PM EDT

[#24]

I've dealt with both. Used car salesman will only screw you out of money.

The crappy lawyer, on the other hand, can ruin your life.

GD

Posted: 7/2/2012 10:20:23 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Used car salesmen are more sleazy. Lawyers are more dangerous.

I don't know, some lawyers can be sleazy: Attorney Accused of Secretly Recording Women’s Underwear

His counter suit was interesting

Posted: 7/2/2012 10:46:38 PM EDT

[#26]

Of the 56 signers of the Declaration of Independence, 25 were lawyers. Of the 55 framers of the Constitution, 32 were lawyers. Everybody hates lawyers until one saves their ass from a .gov ass raping.

ETA

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