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Posted: 7/23/2013 2:41:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.  Strippers can make a hell of a lot more than $187 a night. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 2:41:09 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years. $68,000 a year after taxes. $1,300 a week. $260 a night on a 5 day work week. Hell, if she was stripping in a major urban area there is potential to pull down the $1,300 in a night let a lone a week. I have zero problem believing a stripper could stash 70k a year... Of course I reserve my right to change my opinion if a photo of the individual gets posted.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 2:44:39 PM EDT
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I have to agree. 'Oh, you want your money back? Fine! Prove to me that you didn't come by it illegally and we'll see about you getting your money back!' That's some fucking bullshit right there. Good for her! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal. They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore. It's down to "Give me your money. Because fuck you, that's why." I have to agree. 'Oh, you want your money back? Fine! Prove to me that you didn't come by it illegally and we'll see about you getting your money back!' That's some fucking bullshit right there. Good for her! Yep. Innocent until proven guilty doesn't apply there for some reason unbeknownst to well... anybody. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 2:56:17 PM EDT
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
I've known a bunch of strippers over the years, they don't dance for a dollar. I've known some that made much more than $187.00 in an hour. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 2:58:58 PM EDT
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Yep. Innocent until proven guilty doesn't apply there for some reason unbeknownst to well... anybody. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal. They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore. It's down to "Give me your money. Because fuck you, that's why." I have to agree. 'Oh, you want your money back? Fine! Prove to me that you didn't come by it illegally and we'll see about you getting your money back!' That's some fucking bullshit right there. Good for her! Yep. Innocent until proven guilty doesn't apply there for some reason unbeknownst to well... anybody. Because the person isn't being tried, the cash is. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:03:19 PM EDT
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Because the person isn't being tried, the cash is. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal. They aren't even trying to prove that you are, anymore. It's down to "Give me your money. Because fuck you, that's why." I have to agree. 'Oh, you want your money back? Fine! Prove to me that you didn't come by it illegally and we'll see about you getting your money back!' That's some fucking bullshit right there. Good for her! Yep. Innocent until proven guilty doesn't apply there for some reason unbeknownst to well... anybody. Because the person isn't being tried, the cash is. Ever heard of an honest person buying that? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:04:32 PM EDT
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First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? Quote HistoryQuoted:
First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? easy, the handler points at it and says "Here"... |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:04:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? I'm going to guess she was a transplant. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:06:31 PM EDT
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Ever heard of an honest person buying that? Don't make Bama bring in his Gallop poll on honesty. 
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:14:19 PM EDT
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Because the person isn't being tried, the cash is. The idea of charging inanimate objects with crime sounds like something they would do in 1930s soviet Russia. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:16:47 PM EDT
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The idea of charging inanimate objects with crime sounds like something they would do in 1930s soviet Russia. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Because the person isn't being tried, the cash is. The idea of charging inanimate objects with crime sounds like something they would do in 1930s soviet Russia. I wonder if the first guy to going the idea in front of a judge was able to keep a straight face. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:20:26 PM EDT
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I cannot apply GD's double standard of guilt without a close up image of her face and a pic of her body.
Therefore, the money should be returned to her.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:20:42 PM EDT
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That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
Strippers can make a hell of a lot more than $187 a night. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
Strippers can make a hell of a lot more than $187 a night. Yeah but she isn't going to be saving every cent she earned. Personally I don't believe the story, but unless the state can prove its dirty money they've no right to take it. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:20:58 PM EDT
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So long as she claimed it and paid taxes on it... So long as she paid her dues to the mafie shakedown. Oh wait - free country? No. Nevermind. Confiscate the money she earned. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:21:18 PM EDT
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Nice!  Thats a hell of a lot of table dances! 
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:22:48 PM EDT
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Wasn't there a state down in the south that was pulling anyone with out of state plates over? Then searching cars with dogs and stealing money like this? Texas |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:24:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years. Strippers can make a hell of a lot more than $187 a night. No shit. I know quite a few. Bitches be rollin in it. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:31:27 PM EDT
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Wasn't there a state down in the south that was pulling anyone with out of state plates over? Then searching cars with dogs and stealing money like this? Volusia County, FL. The I95 corridor which runs just south of St. Augustine to just north of Cape Canaveral. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:42:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My cats can do mass spectroscopy. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. What about a cat-scan? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:44:51 PM EDT
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THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT MILLION DOLLAR STRIPPER PICS
Oh, and asset forfeiture laws suck. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:47:08 PM EDT
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I really interested in the math in all this.
Figure $5 in ones per song, maybe 20 songs a night, 7 days a week. That's an OLD stripper.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:48:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What about a cat-scan? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. What about a cat-scan? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:49:34 PM EDT
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I really interested in the math in all this. Figure $5 in ones per song, maybe 20 songs a night, 7 days a week. That's an OLD stripper. Five dollars per song? What sort of bottom of the barrel strip clubs do you frequent? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:52:47 PM EDT
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Why the hell sren't more cops in prison? I could have sworn stealing a million dollars was a felony. the day cops start going to prison for the same crimes as everybody else would is the day I start having a little more respect for the system. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:54:35 PM EDT
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Do you ever add anything relevant to threads? Do you just sit there and refresh your browser hoping to be the first one to post. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Threads like this without pictures are the sort of thing that I would expect of a 13er, not a 12er.  Do you ever add anything relevant to threads? Do you just sit there and refresh your browser hoping to be the first one to post. There's a lot of them around here. Generally they have recent join dates and a disproportionate amount of posts/day. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:55:34 PM EDT
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The IRS does notice these stories, and she will be flagged for a review,
and then an audit if the 1040's don't match up with her claim. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:56:12 PM EDT
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
You don't know many strippers, do you? Do a couple favors on the side and you're raking in thousasnds a week. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:57:14 PM EDT
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My cats can do mass spectroscopy. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. My cats will do a cat scan and my lab will write up the lab report. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:57:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The IRS does notice these stories, and she will be flagged for a review, and then an audit if the 1040's don't match up with her claim. Bet your ass this has already been run by the IRS. For sure. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:58:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My cats will do a cat scan and my lab will write up the lab report. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. My cats will do a cat scan and my lab will write up the lab report. ha, lol! |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 3:59:53 PM EDT
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Perhaps the woman was pretty? LOL.
If she wasn't.........maybe the Judge should have said like............. 
Now, let me give the IRS a quick call. Yes, I know it won't happen. They won't even drop a dime to the IRS on a lying spouse (about income issues) during a divorce proceeding. Well, maybe if the lier was a guy and the girl was really pretty? Nahhhh.... Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:00:44 PM EDT
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Don't know that it's going to stop until some direct penalty accrues to the police department or the individual officers (depending on what they do).....
Maybe a case were a seizure of money is based on no real evidence (like this one)....and if the plaintiff can prove no probable cause for the search, no ties to drugs, etc....and the money is returned (as in this case)...the police department is made to pay the plaintiff's legal expenses. Out of their budget. No increased budget requests, etc. I'm betting the questionable seizures would drop off pretty quick. They can still seize stuff...but if they can't show a direct connection to illegal activities pretty damn quickly...they should return the money promptly.... AFARR |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:00:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: OK by me, this seizing assets shit is way out of line. A bag of money does not mean you are a criminal. AKA having any sum of cash over $1000 is looked at suspiciously, fuck them.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:02:38 PM EDT
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The IRS does notice these stories, and she will be flagged for a review, and then an audit if the 1040's don't match up with her claim. I wish. And, if she ever got any sort of "Govt. Assistance." Jeez....... Aloha, Mark |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:02:43 PM EDT
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I don't care if she is "guilty" of something not legit. If the state can't prove it in court, it's hers. [grumpycat]GOOD[/grumpycat] The interest on that wrongfully stolen money should be in the 100% per day range. Just sayin'. Stealing people's shit just on spec like that should be prohibitively expensive. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:09:53 PM EDT
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First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? Quote HistoryQuoted:
First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? You have never seen a GSD work a mass spectrometer? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:11:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years. That being said - I doubt that many would be disciplined enough to be that thrifty considering some of the other possible life choices made...
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:13:43 PM EDT
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My Boxerdog got ethanol and acetone to seperate in his GC. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. My Boxerdog got ethanol and acetone to seperate in his GC. Meh. My Sea Bass does hyperspectral. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:21:39 PM EDT
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My Boxerdog got ethanol and acetone to seperate in his GC. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? My cats can do mass spectroscopy. My Boxerdog got ethanol and acetone to seperate in his GC. I've been training my hamster to analyze and identify complex organic compounds via IR and NMR spectra. It's been going well. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:30:02 PM EDT
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I wish there was some sort of counter that showed how much money the government has stolen from people over the years.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:30:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:37:21 PM EDT
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That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
On top of the dancing it is not out of the realm of possibility that she, or someone could be selling sex on the side and making the kind of money per week that would meet the requirement. That being said - I doubt that many would be disciplined enough to be that thrifty considering some of the other possible life choices made... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
On top of the dancing it is not out of the realm of possibility that she, or someone could be selling sex on the side and making the kind of money per week that would meet the requirement. That being said - I doubt that many would be disciplined enough to be that thrifty considering some of the other possible life choices made... A woman that treats stripping like a job/business (and they ARE out there) can make a fortune. Literally. I knew a girl once that would clear $3 or $4k a WEEKEND. She didn't get paid for sex, just dancing. She worked at a "real" club, not the $1 a dance donkey show joint. Some of you guys have obviously never been to a high class (can you even use that phrase when talking about a strip club?) strip club. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:37:40 PM EDT
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First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? Quote HistoryQuoted:
First of all..... Where the fuck in Nebraska are there million dollar strippers? Second of all... But police did not find any evidence of drug activity in the car and a K-9 analysis found only trace elements of illegal drugs on the cash, according to Bataillon. How the fuck does a dog do a trace element analysis? Fuck the bottom part, where in Nebraska are the strippers with tits that worthwhile? |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 4:54:59 PM EDT
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Fuck the bottom part, where in Nebraska are the strippers with tits that worthwhile? On I-80 driving through.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:02:59 PM EDT
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On I-80 driving through. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Fuck the bottom part, where in Nebraska are the strippers with tits that worthwhile? On I-80 driving through. Fuck it, Imma go be a K9 super trooper. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:04:54 PM EDT
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sad sad day.
those police need that money to up-armor for the war-on-terror-and-drugs. 1MM would be a down payment on a used russian t34 tank that are marvelous for taking down drug houses or simply rolling heavy on saturday night to keep the drunks nervous and the ghetto goblins in their creches... |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:07:44 PM EDT
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Thank God she didn't make it to Tennessee.
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:09:03 PM EDT
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
Do you know how much strippers can make per night? $8-1200 per night is not unheard of. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:23:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Five dollars per song? What sort of bottom of the barrel strip clubs do you frequent? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Figure $5 in ones per song Five dollars per song? What sort of bottom of the barrel strip clubs do you frequent? Gold teeth, knife scars, and stretch marks. |
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Posted: 7/23/2013 5:29:36 PM EDT
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That said, you dont save a million by saving one dollar at a time. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
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Asset forfeiture is total BS. 1 mill over 15 years, as cash under the mattress without interest, is $187 per day. Every day. Or 68K per year. Stripper story is BS and judge fails math. I would love to see her tax returns all those years.
Strippers can make a hell of a lot more than $187 a night. In an upscale club, urban area, 10 times that would be normal, on a Saturday night. Maybe not in bubbatheredneck's neck of the woods, though , where the women look like this -->
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