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Link Posted: 1/20/2021 5:09:08 PM EDT
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Hornet
Saratoga
Yorktown
Lexington
Langley
United States
Constellation
Congress
President
Chesapeake
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This with the exception of the last 3.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 5:10:11 PM EDT
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USS EatABagOfDicksYouDirtyCommunists

(Badge: A raised, star spangled middle finger)
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The floaty mcplanebase
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USS Boats and Hoes
Next one will probably be named USS Obama,  Harris , LGBTQBBQ , Antifa ETC .
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[#5]
I hear USS Bonhomme Richards will be available soon
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[#6]
A Big Hairy Ass launched an attack on Iran this morning.
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[#7]
Prolapse hole wrecker
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[#8]
USS Freedom Dispenser
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[#9]
Fred.
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Coral Sea
Midway
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Turkey Shoot
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 5:23:04 PM EDT
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In honor of our newly elected president, I give you USS Joseph Biden Sr's Wasted Sperm.
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I was thinking call it the USS Robinette.  No computers (brain), no sailors, and only 260 NG standing around guarding it with no magazines in their rifles.  It would probably leak from the black water tank once or twice a day as well.  The galley would be fully stocked with pudding and Ensure.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 5:28:57 PM EDT
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USS Balls Deep
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I was thinking call it the USS Robinette.  No computers (brain), no sailors, and only 260 NG standing around guarding it with no magazines in their rifles.  It would probably leak from the black water tank once or twice a day as well.  The galley would be fully stocked with pudding and Ensure.
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In honor of our newly elected president, I give you USS Joseph Biden Sr's Wasted Sperm.


I was thinking call it the USS Robinette.  No computers (brain), no sailors, and only 260 NG standing around guarding it with no magazines in their rifles.  It would probably leak from the black water tank once or twice a day as well.  The galley would be fully stocked with pudding and Ensure.


Pudding and ensure
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 6:01:34 PM EDT
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Hornet, Lexington, Yorktown, Saratoga and Enterprise need to come back. I think one of the Fords might carry the Enterprise name but not sure.


too lazy to look but isn't Wasp taken by one of the little flat tops?
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Hornet, Lexington, Yorktown, Saratoga and Enterprise need to come back. I think one of the Fords might carry the Enterprise name but not sure.

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12 Carrier fleet so name them

USS President             USS Essex                USS Lexington
USS Congress             USS Enterprise          USS Langley
USS Chesapeake         USS Saratoga            USS Hornet
USS Constellation        USS Yorktown           USS Wasp

why - tradition. Like to put the USS Constitution in there too (instead of USS Essex), but I don't think the original will ever go out of service. And naming a ship the USS United States makes it too much of a target for terrorists, espionage etc. Need another slot to get the USS Ranger in there too.

too lazy to look but isn't Wasp taken by one of the little flat tops?


You are correct, LHD-1 is the current USS Wasp. Gives room to use the USS Ranger (CV-4) name to honor the first ship actually laid down to be a carrier.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 6:03:50 PM EDT
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Enterprise
Hornet
Yorktown
Wasp
Lexington
Saratoga
Ranger
Langley

Why?  Classic names for WW II carriers.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 6:11:52 PM EDT
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USS Liberator - We here to liberate you from this Earth, er, from tyranny.

Shit, we've had an Enterprise let's do all the others:

USS Galactica

USS Firefly

USS Millenium Falcon

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Wasn't there already a Langley?
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Yes. Thats why we need another.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 6:18:57 PM EDT
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Hornet, Lexington, Yorktown, Saratoga and Enterprise need to come back. I think one of the Fords might carry the Enterprise name but not sure.


too lazy to look but isn't Wasp taken by one of the little flat tops?
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Yes. Wasp is an LHD.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 6:30:46 PM EDT
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These seem to fit the current state of affairs.
USS Putin4Ever
USS China4Ever
USS LiL Wayne
USS Weezy
USS FaceBook
USS Twitter
USS Amazon
USS BLM
USS ANTIFA
USS BrokeAsHell
USS $2kOnTheWay
USS Welfare
USS Amnesty
USS FreeHealthcare
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USS Dutch Oven

Air superiority!
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[#21]
USS Balls Deep.
Because we're coming.
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[#22]
USS Uvula Commander
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Congress Enterprise
President Challenger
Chesapeake  
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Constitution
Intrepid
Independence
Defiance
America
Kitty Hawk
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USS Bigly Beetus
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PREGGO FACTORY

Based on experience
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The USS Butterdick Jones.

Loaded for bear with thousands of angry Seamen, the rest of the world eagerly makes way when they hear him coming!

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USS R. Lee Ermey

USS Norman Schwartzkopf

USS Mount Rushmore

USS Sidewinder

USS Sabre

USS Poseidon

USS Annapolis

and for Bideniks -> the USS Mar-a-Lago
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 7:23:03 PM EDT
[#29]
USS Payne

“Send in the Payne!”

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[#30]
USS Apocalypse Now.

Only nuclear equipped aircraft on board.
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[#31]
"we will kill you in your sleep"
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[#32]
USS Murder Boat

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USS BODACIOUS

why? why not!


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USS Billy Mitchel, he did his best to force the Navy to at least acknowledge that aircraft might be a threat.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 7:47:28 PM EDT
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USS Wolverine
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USS Johnny Lawrence bc he's bad ass
USS Sterling Archer bc Duh and or Hello
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[#36]
Be partial to USS Vengeance
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[#37]
USS Mega Church
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[#38]
Uss Francisco Franco because fuck commies
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USS Donald J Trump
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USS Armageddon
USS Extermination
USS Annihilation
USS Scorched Earth
USS Mass Slaughter
USS Genocide

USS Shiva
USS Mars
USS Tyr
USS Thor
USS Aries

USS Psychopath
USS Sodomy
USS Kick Ass
USS Take Names (Might be better as an intelligence ship name)
USS Sponge Bob


Link Posted: 1/20/2021 8:08:42 PM EDT
[#41]
USS FuckAroundAndFindOut
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USS United States

Truman can't sink for the third time.
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[#43]
USN Donald J Trump
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[#44]
Ass Rape

Fuck You

Brawndo

Shithole Blaster
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no more presidents please!
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 8:59:08 PM EDT
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USS Bob Ross
Because everyone needs some happy little trees.
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That should be two ships that always deploy together.

Say,  the latest and biggest aircraft carrier and a Montana class battleship.
Link Posted: 1/20/2021 9:15:28 PM EDT
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USS Corn Pop
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USS Kickass
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USS Yeet Carrier.
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