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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:26:04 PM EDT
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"Eat me, motherfucker."

(I actually type this out and delete it here about ten times a day as a stress management technique.  Eventually, I'm going to post it by accident, and then it's going to be "Bye-bye, Janie".
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:27:36 PM EDT
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"Eat me, motherfucker."

(I actually type this out and delete it here about ten times a day as a stress management technique.  Eventually, I'm going to post it by accident, and then it's going to be "Bye-bye, Janie".
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Nah, as long as it was your first offense, they'd give you another chance or two.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:27:52 PM EDT
[#3]
Remember this rhyme and do it "rub your thumb around the bung" ..if (insert gender neutral pronoun)  pulls away, no-go, pushes back, go.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:29:00 PM EDT
[#4]
You can't be serious thinking that you're item is worth half of what you're asking for it.

You'r  absolutely bat shit fucking crazy shove it in your ass.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:30:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:30:16 PM EDT
[#6]
Go fuck yourself with a rusty cactus, you progressive/commie/antifa piece of shit.
Link Posted: 8/24/2017 4:46:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/24/2017 5:29:05 PM EDT
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Nah, as long as it was your first offense, they'd give you another chance or two.
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"Eat me, motherfucker."

(I actually type this out and delete it here about ten times a day as a stress management technique.  Eventually, I'm going to post it by accident, and then it's going to be "Bye-bye, Janie".
Nah, as long as it was your first offense, they'd give you another chance or two.
I've never posted anything even remotely like that.  Sadly, language rather less forceful has proven adequate.
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