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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:22:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a bunch of wild moscovie ducks in my neighborhood and every time I open the garage door I have these freeloaders show up. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/kingstrider/IMG_4513.jpg  |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:41:59 PM EDT
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Man, GD sure doesn't know cocks well. That's a hen. Cock? No. Pecker? Yes. |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:44:38 PM EDT
[#3]
Cockpocalypse again?
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:45:52 PM EDT
[#4]
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OP attracts the cock. 
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:50:11 PM EDT
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When my wife says she had a visitor.......it means something different.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:53:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Beautiful Truck!!!! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I have a bunch of wild moscovie ducks in my neighborhood and every time I open the garage door I have these freeloaders show up. http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t138/kingstrider/IMG_4513.jpg Beautiful Truck!!!! That is a nice looking truck tho. |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:57:28 PM EDT
[#7]
How much does it weigh?
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:59:44 PM EDT
[#8]
Not sure,I'll see if it's still around
BRB |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 7:59:47 PM EDT
[#9]
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I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP attracts the cock. I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) on I had a few hens with spurs |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:12:32 PM EDT
[#10]
Mmmmmm, nuggets on the hoof.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:18:11 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not sure,I'll see if it's still around BRB You should invite it inside. they make great house pets. |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:18:19 PM EDT
[#12]
Cant catch the chicken,went hauling ass down the street
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:18:55 PM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You should invite it inside. they make great house pets. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Not sure,I'll see if it's still around BRB |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:22:16 PM EDT
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http://i67.tinypic.com/zn0rwg.jpg Look at the size of that chicken,. Fed it a handful of cocoa pebbles and now it wont go away Once you feed a chicken it will always come back looking for more food. |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:45:10 PM EDT
[#15]
Your new pet chicken has chosen you
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:45:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Your new pet chicken has chosen you |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:48:58 PM EDT
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on I had a few hens with spurs Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP attracts the cock. I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) on I had a few hens with spurs I have one with spurs as well, but it's rare, they're usually much smaller, and it's the totality of the appearance. |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:49:22 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:49:57 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:50:31 PM EDT
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Cant catch the chicken,went hauling ass down the street Chickens can run fast. You will not catch a healthy chicken unless you corner it.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:53:19 PM EDT
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Cant catch the chicken,went hauling ass down the street Lead it to the pot with a trail of cocoa pebbles... dinner.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:54:11 PM EDT
[#22]
I have a whole chicken in the freezer.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:54:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Are chickens migratory birds?
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:55:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are chickens migratory birds? |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:56:15 PM EDT
[#25]
lmao,I don't work.
So, you're voting for Hillary? 
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:56:43 PM EDT
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OP attracts the cock. I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) It's just pre-surgery. It'll soon be crowing "cock a doodle doo" while OP is crowing "any cock'll do". |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:56:46 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: lmao,I don't work. So, you're voting for Hillary? |
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Posted: 10/23/2016 8:58:27 PM EDT
[#28]
In this thread I learned that chickens will eat cocoa pebbles.
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Posted: 10/23/2016 9:01:15 PM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryHey yooouuuu guuuuuyyyyysss... |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:03:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) Quote HistoryQuoted:
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OP attracts the cock. I know people are just joking, but that's a hen (no spurs, tail feathers, etc.) Yeah, but "OP attracts hens" isn't funny. |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:15:26 AM EDT
[#31]
This chicken was sitting in my backyard this morning. I called the Cooper's to let them know.
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:16:34 AM EDT
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is that some kind of hawk?
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:26:20 AM EDT
[#33]
Why did OP cross the road?
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:30:18 AM EDT
[#34]
This is very common in third world countries.
Draw your own conclusion from that statement. |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:31:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Why did OP cross the road? |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:31:37 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is very common in third world countries. Draw your own conclusion from that statement. |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:43:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:52:10 AM EDT
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Yea,I live in a nice part of town,you probably couldn't afford it :D Quote HistoryQuoted:
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This is very common in third world countries. Draw your own conclusion from that statement. I have an extra lock I can send you to fill the hole in the door before the chicken/cock does |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 12:55:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have an extra lock I can send you to fill the hole in the door before the chicken/cock does Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is very common in third world countries. Draw your own conclusion from that statement. I have an extra lock I can send you to fill the hole in the door before the chicken/cock does Anyways,I'm just renting it until I find a place I want to buy |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 1:01:34 AM EDT
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In this thread I learned that chickens will eat cocoa pebbles. Chickens will eat just about anything. 
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Posted: 10/24/2016 1:06:40 AM EDT
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A chicken walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve chickens here. Try the place across the road.”
An egg walks into a bar, looks around and sees the place is empty. The egg says to the bartender, “Looks like I beat everyone here this morning.” Bartender says, “Not really. The chicken came first.” A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink." A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender how they prepare their chicken. The bartender thought a minute, then answered, “Usually, we just tell them they’re going to die.” |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 2:17:34 AM EDT
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So this is the first time OP has ever had a chick come over for a visit?
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Posted: 10/24/2016 3:51:27 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
A chicken walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve chickens here. Try the place across the road.” An egg walks into a bar, looks around and sees the place is empty. The egg says to the bartender, “Looks like I beat everyone here this morning.” Bartender says, “Not really. The chicken came first.” A chicken walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink." A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender how they prepare their chicken. The bartender thought a minute, then answered, “Usually, we just tell them they’re going to die.” 
Did you add those to the "bartender jokes" thread? |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 6:18:03 AM EDT
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is that some kind of hawk? Yeah. His first name is Mike. |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 6:27:41 AM EDT
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Had the horse come in my dining room one day, Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Not sure,I'll see if it's still around BRB Aren't you supposed to use a donkey for that? |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 8:33:33 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Aren't you supposed to use a donkey for that? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Not sure,I'll see if it's still around BRB Aren't you supposed to use a donkey for that? |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 8:35:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This is very common in third world countries. Draw your own conclusion from that s tatement. Or are you still at work,or maybe a second job? |
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Posted: 10/24/2016 8:38:32 PM EDT
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BlackCanyonProspector? Is that you? Can't be. Picture is in focus.
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Posted: 10/24/2016 8:42:31 PM EDT
[#49]
I fuckin hate chickens grimey little assholes is what they are.
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Posted: 10/24/2016 8:44:15 PM EDT
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I fuckin hate chickens grimey little assholes is what they are. |
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