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Link Posted: 8/3/2009 7:21:27 PM EDT
[#1]

I wouldn't buy any green bananna's at that age. I'm 46 but I feel like 30, most of the time. I don't use Viagra nor do I need to. I can still ride a wheelie on my Schwinn LeTour. I have noticed that I like to complain alot but there is alot to complain about and besides that I'm not wearing my pants up around my chest yet.


Link Posted: 8/3/2009 7:26:39 PM EDT
[#2]
Shut your mouth. It beats the alternative.

A whole bunch of people I grew up with have long since gone and I am still here. 42.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 7:33:31 PM EDT
[#3]
You all are crying about 40?



Geez...  Life of the party in here.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 7:33:49 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:


40 and you still haven't learned how to cheat?
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 7:38:41 PM EDT
[#5]
If you were not so attached to your kid, I can guarantee you would have found a way to smash his head in if need be.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 11:44:11 PM EDT
[#6]
Speak for yourself Mr45auto.  I'm 46 and attended the state's police academy last year. This was my 4th academy since 1982.  Anyway I ran circles around the couch potatoes half my age, in every single stage of defensive tactics. Running , striking, kicking , batons, ground and pound , you name it.  I also learned that I am a hell of alot meaner than todays cheeto munching video gamer. My girlfriend is 31 and has no complaints. Get in shape while you still can.
Link Posted: 8/3/2009 11:49:32 PM EDT
[#7]
The older I got the stronger I got when I was 18 it took both hands to push my boner down now I can do it with one hand.


Link Posted: 8/3/2009 11:50:09 PM EDT
[#8]
40 is definitely way too damned old.
I turned 39 on the 1st, so I'm still good to go

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 2:02:48 AM EDT
[#9]
Like my 84 year old Mother says, "Growin' old ain't for sissies!"
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 2:16:06 AM EDT
[#10]
The sign says that it's time to hit the gym....
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 2:27:37 AM EDT
[#11]
42 next month, all hair still here, no gray.  Divorced three years, no kids, various regular pie-on-demand.  Work out/lift daily, probably in the best shape of my life.  Haven't seen a doctor, besides dentist, in over twenty years.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 2:29:26 AM EDT
[#12]
I can relate.  My boys are all wrestlers and the oldest was owning my sorry ass when he hit 18.  And I'm still in really good shape at 45 too.



Now the 16 yo has learned this choke move called the Guillotine and has been "testing" it out on me....I don't think its legal in PIAA wrestling...



You guys complainin' about 40?  It is amazing how fast the body falls apart after 40.  First...the need for reading glasses...hits abruptly at about 42...then the joints start to hurt...then the libido begins to wane...



Aw hell just shoot me...
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 2:39:05 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I got a hair cut yesterday, and the 24 yo girl was trying to sell me a color job to hide my grey hair.

Blond and grey beats bald anytime, IMHO.


The first time my barber told me I was going gray I called BS.

My wife was sitting about 10 feet away. She started laughing so hard she had a coughing fit.
(Was 36 at the time)

I should have picked a different career field if little shit like gray hair was going to bug me.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:00:17 AM EDT
[#14]
I'm old.  I've accepted it.  It'll grow on you (pun intended)
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:37:09 AM EDT
[#15]
Fuggit, like someone said––-look at the alternative. I'll be 44 next month and I'm burying my Dad in two days . He was 20 years older than me.

Get in shape and stay that way. I do cardio 5x a week and weights 4x a week. I'll still throw down if I have to but I have noticed that if I think about it I'm not considering exchanging blows with someone; more like taking out a knee or something similar to wind things up quickly and favorably on my behalf!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:23:49 PM EDT
[#16]
Hang your head in shame
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:28:48 PM EDT
[#17]
See you in a year.



And hit the gym man. I'm 39 and still full of piss and vinegar!


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:38:30 PM EDT
[#18]
You wanna be "old" at 40....?  knock yourself the "F" out man...


I'm 46 yrs old and headed to Afghanistan in November (Deployment #2) and I ain't decided to be "Old" just yet....

Heck, I'm gonna score the whole nasty thing (The deployment) to Flatt and Scruggs Foggy mountain breakdown just to put it into perspective! lol
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