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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:29:48 PM EDT
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+1  ETA  |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:31:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:36:39 PM EDT
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"If she does drugs, I'm not going to pursue"
DUDE SHE IS A FUCKING STRIPPER!! This is the funniest shit ever, you are bragging here on getting a strippers number!!! this has to be the "here is your sign thread of the year" how do i like these apples??? man im lovin it!! |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:56:12 PM EDT
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Then tell us what its like to have your dick fall off. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:55:45 AM EDT
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I once got three numbers from three stippers
when a bunch of friends and I went to a hole in the wall titty bar. I got the numbers at the same time. I didn't pay any attention to any of them because I was joking it up with my friends. They were practically begging us to notice them, mostly me. Dunno why. To be fair, one of them was kind of hot. 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:40:48 AM EDT
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That ho is about to get money.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:41:40 AM EDT
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I've known a few girls who started stripping and dated another (yes dated, no money given for...stuff). These girls are best left in the club, your are almost guarenteed to be dealing with a complete head case. Not worth the trouble.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:43:40 AM EDT
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keep 'em coming guys.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:57:12 AM EDT
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seriously are you really proud that you got a strippers number? in all honesty are your goals that low? and did you honestly think that we would think that your some type of stud for getting a strippers number?? i want to know this. also you calling her the next morning shows how desperate you really are. i dont care if this chick is the hottest fucking thing you ever seen you dont call her first thing the next morning!!! dude get a life!!! |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:59:00 AM EDT
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Well boyz...I've got a little stripper history for ya.
I met and got involved with a stripper that worked at Crazy Horse II and Spearmint Rhino in LAS VEGAS. Some of you know how gorgeous those chicks are. I met her under some to the same circumstances as CNOW did. Anyway to make a long story brief...I met her on a Friday...and hit it the next night while her and her friends were hanging out with us. After a period of 6 months of hitting it whenever I'm in Vegas and up to current time...this is what I've observed. The girl is 30 years old with an ass like a ten year old boy and yes, fake tits that are perfect.  -She is fucked up. -Loves her drugs -Loves her money -Blows all of her money on stupid shit -Doesn't think about the future -Is a leach/stalker -cell phone rings all of the time -and flakes out all of the time. NOT dependable for shit. Anyway...It is nice to have something like that whenever needed I guess. You have to take those types at face value. ARCAPTN |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:05:43 AM EDT
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I once got really hot sex from a street walker.
Cost me $40. Dudes, what do you think of that!!! 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:07:45 AM EDT
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DUDE, you made this whole thing up... as a joke, right... RIGHT!hinking.gif
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:11:51 AM EDT
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IT'S A TRAP
 Not too far from here  www.wnep.com/Global/story.asp?S=4362377 A raid at a strip club in Lackawanna County led to the arrests of several people Friday night. The raid took place at Superdads in Mayfield. Dozens of troopers showed up at the place around 9:00 p.m. Friday. They arrested three women, and planned to charge them with prostitution. Police said they were also investigating alleged gambling activity at Superdads. One suspect was picked up at a house in Mayfield. The manager was also arrested. Police found him at a strip club in Old Forge. Troopers said the owner of Superdads is cooperating with the investigation. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:16:48 AM EDT
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She's from Nigeria needs to stay awhile longer
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:28:12 AM EDT
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100 bucks the author of this thread is going to start back peddling and say it was all a joke, unless he actually believes he "scored" by getting a strippers number....
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:35:19 AM EDT
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 Awww Yah! Billy’s at the bar, he’s been there all night First ten beers he’s had, since her goodbye HEY! HEY! She left him broke, in his new truck He don’t smoke, but he lights one up Temporary fix, for his heartache He’s hurting bad, but he’s feeling great He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him a girl and he holds on tight He’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles on Hey! Lot of drunks, get real mean They’ll pick a fight, over anything Billy wants to laugh, that’s why he’s here You won’t see him cry, unless you spill his beer He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl and he holds on tight Now he’s chasing everything in sight He’ll fall apart when he gets home Right now his worries are gone Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles……. on He’s on the dance floor yelling Freebird Singing off pitch but he knows every word Grabs him another girl he hold on tight He don’t see ugly Through blood shot eyes He’ll fall apart when he gets home But right now his worries are gone Cause life looks good, good, good So good, good, good, Life looks good, good, good Billy’s got his beer goggles…….on |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:02:51 AM EDT
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Not a lot to add to this thread,other than to say cnow you only live once,enjoy the ride while you can
 And keep in mind no one rides for free,especially those taking the stripper expressway
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:06:42 AM EDT
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One word....
"Herpagonasyphilaids" |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 3:32:03 AM EDT
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I dated a stripper for a couple months. I met her outside of the club and didn't even know she stripped until 2 months after I started dating her.
She could only maintain the mask of sanity for those first 2 months. Then I found out she was a bi sexual, heroin/cocaine using stripper. I broke it off and never thought about it again. About 2 months later I ran into a friend of hers at a bar and they said about a week after I quit seeing her she had an overdose and was in the hospital for 4 days. She then went into rehab and is still there as far as I know because this was about a month ago. About two weeks after I ran into her friend, she emailed me and told me basically exaclty what her friend told me. She gave me her new number and wanted me to give her a call sometime. Needless to say I deleted the email.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 4:51:04 AM EDT
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Fast forward to February 3rd 2006
<CNOW starts a new thread> I've been dating the really nice girl for about 3 weeks. I met her at a strip club & got her numba (see this thread) ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=427698&page=1 What does it mean when it burns really bad when I pee? Dude, you are being played. She was sent to play you by the chick you fell in love with. They have made a bet & you are the mark. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:05:05 AM EDT
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One of the guys I work with just started dating a stripper.
Started off great (so he says) they hung out and cuddled on the couch. She told him no nookie because she does not want him to think of her that way  .TWO DAYS later she called him up and asked him if she could move in with him because she was getting kicked out her place and had nowhere to go. The idiot was actually considering it until I talked him out of it. She is still calling him this weekend to try to wheedle her way into his house. He keeps calling me to talk him out of it. Her latest play is that she will do anything he wants her to (including his Friends  )BTW: If it was a straight tag for one night feel free but wrap well, anything more than that tell her to hit the road. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:07:43 AM EDT
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I couldn't have said it any better myself so +1 Edit: And remember, There is no sex in the champagne room. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:23:35 AM EDT
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Even if the number is real............RUN
During a divorce I lived with one for 4 months. Free room and board and all. Great body, good looking and crazy as a march hare. Of couse she was great at first but eventually her true colors showed. After 4 months I couldn't take it any more, free groceries and sex weren't worth her bitchiness and insecurity and jealously. I packed up while she was at work. Bitch stalked me for two months and called my cell to the point I had to get a new number. If there is a normal one I don't know any one who has found her yet. This one didn't do drugs, but as messed up as she was she didn't need to. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:47:00 AM EDT
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Hey cnow....
Did you call the number yet? Did you get the "automated rejection line" or did you get an "escort service" for "8 Mile Girls"?? At least tell us what the number did... it don't mean anything until then. No Expert |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:48:49 AM EDT
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I've got to give you kudos for turning the usual stripper paradigm on its head: you leeched off of her rather than the other way around. Well done, sir. 
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Posted: 1/15/2006 6:19:58 AM EDT
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I've never gone to the strip clubs* and walked away WITHOUT at least one number.
Especially if I go after work wearing the lawyer duds, or mention what I do, its like watching wild animals feed. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the "Good Will Hunting" reference was funny there because, you know, the woman there was aloof, not available, and hard to get. She was not, you know, a whore who shows her jugs and taco to strangers for money. Those apples just ain't as impressive. She'll clean you out beware. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 6:45:32 AM EDT
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strippers are a fun ride. that said every fucking one of them is completely fucking nutz. if they don't have drug problems... <99% do> they are hooking or looking for a daddy <daddy didn't love me syndrome> or a meal ticket.
wrap that fucker about 20 times because i promise you you are in line behind about 200 other pricks she told the same thing. back in the day i knew and partied with damn near every dancer in pensacola. i knew their kids, their husbands and a few of them even their parents. ALL of them were fucked in the head. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 6:58:32 AM EDT
[#28]
Me neither! |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:02:35 AM EDT
[#29]
I used to date a stripper, than I realized she was evil and lost her in a tragic boating accident...
<disclaimer, this is a JOKE, no actual strippers were lost in a tragic boating accident> |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:12:03 AM EDT
[#30]
got a number at a strip joint. just like winning the gold at the special olympics. gold medal retard.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:17:54 AM EDT
[#31]
"If you're at a strip club and the sun is out, you've got a problem."
- Chris Rock |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:22:36 AM EDT
[#32]
She is a stripper and black. That means she has probably slept with a lot of black guys. I hope you can measure up.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:28:51 AM EDT
[#33]
JUST DO IT!
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:38:45 AM EDT
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SUCKER!
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:50:01 AM EDT
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Whatever you were drinking, don't ever touch the stuff again, it really fucked up your judgement last night. I had a friend go through the same thing. He picked up a girl in Vegas, got nowhere with her, fell for a sob story, and ended up sending her money for almost a year. On his next trip, he did see her again, STILL got nowhere, and gave her yet some more money. After about 18 months of this, he finally wised up, at least as far as this one was concerned. He then met another (ahem) "exotic dancer" at a local (ahem) "Gentlemens Club", and went through the same thing again for about six months. He never got a thing out of it. They're really good at telling you what you want to hear.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:51:35 AM EDT
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You dont get out much for real...
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Posted: 1/15/2006 7:51:52 AM EDT
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30 years old,3 kids, two different "Boyfriends"and she's a heroin user
trust me
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:22:39 AM EDT
[#38]
THe only question is... how MANY STDs does this bitch have?
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:27:44 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:37:37 AM EDT
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Coming to LA next month, I will be happy to compare French and East-European strippers vs Californian chicks! When I will be back, I will start a “range report” thread, for scientific purposes only. And cnow...if they are like in Europe...hit and run!  |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 8:46:48 AM EDT
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Ain't nothing wrong w/ dating a stripper when they are bringing the pu$$y and the ca$h home to pappa.
Been there / done that. Would I do it again ............... ? NOT Was it fun while it lasted ........... ? You betcha' !! |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 9:58:36 AM EDT
[#42]
Dude - ALL strippers have "daddy/uncle/cousin/neighbor touched my no-no spot" issues as well as gnerall "deep seeded hate for men" issues. The love to self destruct and take who is with them down.
Granted, she may let you put in her hoo hah and post pics, but at what cost? I would run run run, like the ginger bread man. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:11:09 AM EDT
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Do you work in an insitution for the mentally challenged? What kind of retard would think it's "impossible" or even slightly difficult to get a phone number from a stripper? |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:46:20 AM EDT
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Friend of mine has a second job driving a limo.
His service is contracted frequently to drive the dancers from club to club, especially from Portland to other towns nearby (Portland, OR metro has one of the highest strip club densities in the US, BTW). He tells me they're 95% rabid man-hating lesbo/bisexuals. There were two in the back last week who were mashin' out, then trying to entice him to join them when they saw he noticed. He politely declined and rolled up the barrier . They went at it for the rest of the ride.Wouldn't touch it with a ten-foot pole wrapped in Tyvek.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 11:53:36 AM EDT
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No shit. As I posted above, I've had it happen pretty much every time. And they were real numbers. We called and had one of them help us with a practical joke one time, so the numbers are real too. Strippers look at people as marks, as "steps up" out of a lifesyle that personally degrades them whether they acknowledge it or not. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:01:20 PM EDT
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read this how to guide on dating a stripper....
http://www.gregbruns.com/freelancewriting/shortstories/dateastripper.htm |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:14:33 PM EDT
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Made link hot. Thread originator: GO READ THAT! Its funny as hell, and every single word is true. Booya~! That's some funny shit.
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Posted: 1/15/2006 1:16:00 PM EDT
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Does she have 'Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here' tattooed/ branded/ slashed with an exacto knife on her mons...
...yet? |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:24:35 PM EDT
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There's a reason she picked you out alright.
If you look around and can't tell who the suckers are, it's probably you. |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 2:26:55 PM EDT
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Funniest line in that blog!
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