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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:09:11 PM EDT

[#1]

I just hope she's not your mom.

Posted: 12/13/2005 4:17:12 PM EDT

[#2]

Living in Arkansas aren't you supposed to be chasing a cousin or other close relative?

Posted: 12/13/2005 7:23:22 PM EDT

[#3]

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Living in Arkansas aren't you supposed to be chasing a cousin or other close relative?

Better than a steer or a queer

Posted: 12/14/2005 3:38:25 AM EDT

[#4]

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That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Funniest shit all day.

Hey, grass on the field....

PLAY BALL!!!

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:21:39 PM EDT

[#5]

Damnit, all the "perfect" ones never are. She lied, she's only 17

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:34:48 PM EDT

[#6]

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Damnit, all the "perfect" ones never are. She lied, she's only 17

Ahaaaaaa!!!!
Not going to say I told you so..not gonna to say it

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:38:18 PM EDT

[#7]

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That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Funniest shit all day.

Hey, grass on the field....

PLAY BALL!!!

And if theres not...

Roll her over and play in the mud!!

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:38:24 PM EDT

[#8]

did you feel her from the inside?

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:38:24 PM EDT

[#9]

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Damnit, all the "perfect" ones never are. She lied, she's only 17

Ahaaaaaa!!!!
Not going to say I told you so..not gonna to say it

I deserve it.

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:39:42 PM EDT

[#10]

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did you feel her from the inside?

lol I haven't met her.

Posted: 12/16/2005 9:47:55 PM EDT

[#11]

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That's my 15 year old daughter you bastard!

Funniest shit all day.

Hey, grass on the field....

PLAY BALL!!!

And if theres not...

Roll her over and play in the mud!!

That's just gross. Unless ur gonna stick in her mouth afterwards and it's ur ex wife

Posted: 12/16/2005 11:27:22 PM EDT

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Believes a womans job is to take care of her man in any and every way he wants. Thinks to many women are uppity and thinks that being a woman doesn't entitle her to anything special. Honestly she's the type of woman that is truely happy to make her man happy.

Yeah, right.

And the minute she gets the ring you'll be her bitch.

Posted: 12/16/2005 11:30:47 PM EDT

[#13]

You're going to jail pal!

Posted: 12/17/2005 1:58:50 AM EDT

[#14]

Hell,I'd take one for the Team and do the fat one.

Posted: 12/17/2005 2:46:04 AM EDT

[#15]

We need more photos to make an educated statement about if you did good.

Posted: 12/17/2005 3:02:59 AM EDT

[#16]

What the hell is wrong with the blond

The other girl is good looking too,just a little on the thin side.Put about 20lbs or so on her and she would be perfect

Posted: 12/17/2005 3:03:58 AM EDT

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Damnit, all the "perfect" ones never are. She lied, she's only 17

17 is legal in Texas you IDIOT!!!

(just dont video tape it...needs to be 18 for that)

Posted: 12/17/2005 3:48:51 AM EDT

[#18]

My gal is a Thai Police Sergeant Major, cute as hell, and is also a great bartender. Today she took me out for a steak dinner, and bought me a 12 pack of beer. She likes to shoot, and is helping me every way she can. She has also introduced me to darn near every business contact I have here.

I love the daylights out of her.

BTW: She is a little older than 17

Posted: 12/17/2005 3:54:34 AM EDT

[#19]

Dusty - she looks very cute. But, in all honesty, does she know about all the piercings and if not, what do you think she'd think about them (esp. the below-the-belt ones?)

I mean, how do you bring something like that up? Surprise her? Talk about it over dinner? Just sort of curious (you can tell I'm a doe-eyed innocent when it comes to genital piercings).

Posted: 12/17/2005 9:11:01 AM EDT

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Dusty - she looks very cute. But, in all honesty, does she know about all the piercings and if not, what do you think she'd think about them (esp. the below-the-belt ones?)

I mean, how do you bring something like that up? Surprise her? Talk about it over dinner? Just sort of curious (you can tell I'm a doe-eyed innocent when it comes to genital piercings).

lol I have a "time to scare you off talk" I get into the piercings, my politics, my guns, and my kid." I like to have it fairly early to scare em off (if it does) fairly early so I don't waste a lot of time.

Posted: 12/17/2005 9:25:15 AM EDT

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did you feel her from the inside?
lol I haven't met her.

You're gushing like this over a girl you haven't even met?

Posted: 12/17/2005 9:51:43 AM EDT

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did you feel her from the inside?
lol I haven't met her.

You're gushing like this over a girl you haven't even met?

I should elaborate, I have met her, the first time we met, she was up here for a school. I mean't I haven't went out with her. My bad.

Posted: 12/17/2005 9:56:33 AM EDT

[#23]

Worst case scenario.. She'll be 18 in 364 days..

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