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Posted: 10/22/2013 11:46:10 AM EDT
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Funny shit, OP. Still need pics.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 11:47:26 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI just read your tale of woe and vomit... wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That is right up there with Ryan's Steakhouse. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 11:52:59 AM EDT
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That is how ms paint should be done!!!
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Posted: 10/22/2013 11:57:06 AM EDT
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My first thought after seeing the first pic was "Before and After". My lovely 1911 became fugly revolver.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:00:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I just read your tale of woe and vomit... wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That is right up there with Ryan's Steakhouse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I just read your tale of woe and vomit... wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That is right up there with Ryan's Steakhouse. As I'm reading I'm thinking to myself: What else can go wrong for JW? |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:01:20 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryThe only words I can think of after reading that are......... "You win." 
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:04:03 PM EDT
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No reason for words. The pics tell the whole story here.
LOL |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:09:55 PM EDT
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How sad your wife was not up cleaning the nightstand, watch, and gun.
 
I would have to, hubby would have vomited more trying to clean up the first mess! |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:16:52 PM EDT
[#9]
7/10 - vomit texture.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:39:28 PM EDT
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How come sleep on chick side of bed?
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:40:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
I just read your tale of woe and vomit... wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That is right up there with Ryan's Steakhouse. Quote HistoryQuoted:
I just read your tale of woe and vomit... wow... I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. That is right up there with Ryan's Steakhouse. My stomach is queasy just reading that, I think I would have wanted to pistol whip those SOBs for puking on me. I don't know how you didn't ralph yourself. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:42:12 PM EDT
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Your "wife not pictured, get over it" made me chuckle.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:45:35 PM EDT
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Not even a cartoon meme picture of wife?
Best MS Paint evar! I miss all the MS Paint threads we used to have. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:49:04 PM EDT
[#14]
 10 out of 10! fantastic!
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:50:07 PM EDT
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Love the play by play 10/10 9.5/10 Rules are made to be broken but there is a penalty none the less. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:52:56 PM EDT
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I feel for you OP. 10/10 story. 11/10 MS Paint. BRAVO!!! |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:55:26 PM EDT
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SO your significant other did not get up to check on after this Armageddon type event went down ? F5 my friend. Your dag checked on you so keep it.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 12:59:13 PM EDT
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If the OP owned a glock he would have posted pictures of his wife. He also would not have thrown up, but if he did the damn thing would have just worked right after.
Nice MS paint. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:02:59 PM EDT
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A, 10, a freaking, 10 !!!!
in before the glock guys say, find out if it still shoots... edit:missed it by that much. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:03:22 PM EDT
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Now that is a proper MS paint story you sir area true scribe of tales.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:05:21 PM EDT
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So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?
RIF No, I read it properly. Assuming the vomit did make it into its intended target, why would anyone just leave it in the garbage can? If anything, the stench of the vomit coming out of the can will warrant cleaning up. Anytime you barf (unless in the woods, over a kitchen sink with disposal, or over the toilet) there WILL be cleanup involved. The fact that the OP discovers his 1911 to be puke encrusted the next morning should have never happened...unless he was extremely ill. In that case, I owe OP an apology.
ETA - his MS paint is one of the best I have seen. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:05:41 PM EDT
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that sucks, but the MS paint is hilarious
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:07:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Well done!
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:09:05 PM EDT
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I threw up on my brothers Ruger Single Six. Took the blueing off and gave it a sort of an antique mottled look. On one side. He didn't appreciate that.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:09:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryI think about that story every time I see a crouton in a salad.  |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:13:31 PM EDT
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I love this site.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 1:56:11 PM EDT
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Yup. BTW 'squatch, how many Paints have you seen since April of this year? IBNorCAL?  Quote HistoryQuoted:
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That may be the best ms paint I"ve seen. Sorry for your loss. Yup. BTW 'squatch, how many Paints have you seen since April of this year? IBNorCAL? I've seen a few here since I joined. But most have been from archived threads I've read.
Nope. Mr. NorCAL does not need to be summoned. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:08:13 PM EDT
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Quote Historythank you. i needed that laugh |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:12:08 PM EDT
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How are your teeth doing since you basically coated them in hydrochloric acid and let them sit and ferment all night?
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:13:17 PM EDT
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WTH is wrong with you that you yack in the middle of the night and leave it there? Even if you had hit the trash can, who leaves it there?
Jeez OP, your wife should build you a dog house out back until you are housebroken and worthy to live inside! :D Glad the Kimber is okay, they are good guns. Don't let the haters drown your day of fun. p.s. is the wife unit hard of smelling that she didn't wake up when that smell spread out and exposed the breadth of it's surface area to smelling? |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:16:33 PM EDT
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Been a while since a good MS paint thread. Great job on the thread and u suck at vomiting lol.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:21:28 PM EDT
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Ahh you were sick before going to bed, I was going to guess someone put a glock next to it.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:24:41 PM EDT
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I had to stop reading at the part where you rolled back over and went to sleep after puking...that's fucking nasty, laying there with puke all over your face and in your mouth. Worse than animal behavior, not sure how the wife could deal with laying next to that sort of filth either.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:29:02 PM EDT
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  DagYes! I love the fucking dog............ |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 2:33:36 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I love this site. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 3:27:28 PM EDT
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yea, unless I'm repeatedly yakking like from food poisoning I don't think I could let the can o vomit sit there, let alone not at the bare minimum rinse the vomit out of my mouth. Hell I know I'd brush my teeth again before trying to sleep.
Nice art though. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 3:49:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:00:29 PM EDT
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What the fuck OP....
Poor gun. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:05:03 PM EDT
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that sir is the best ms paint description ever created by man kind.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:10:43 PM EDT
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that sir is the best ms paint description ever created by man kind. I concur. Nice work. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:14:24 PM EDT
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I had to stop reading at the part where you rolled back over and went to sleep after puking...that's fucking nasty, laying there with puke all over your face and in your mouth. Worse than animal behavior, not sure how the wife could deal with laying next to that sort of filth either. News flash. It's possible to get sick enough to simply not have those things register in your mind. If you've never been that sick, you probably will someday. But where did you read that I had puke on my face and mouth? I felt like crap the next morning, but I woke up clean. Some of the same people that jump on me for having puke-breath the next morning will be the first to see no problem with sticking their tongue up another person's anus. Now tell me again about animal behavior.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:16:19 PM EDT
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BEST MS PAINT OF 2013!!!
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:16:36 PM EDT
[#43]
Cool story. Bro.
Best use of MS Paint I have ever seen.
ETA - the hummingbird thread was pretty epic too. Didn't realize that was you until someone mentioned it and I looked at your avatar closer. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:21:24 PM EDT
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I think about that story every time I see a crouton in a salad.
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I think about that story every time I see a crouton in a salad.
So will I, from now on at least.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:23:18 PM EDT
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No, I read it properly. Assuming the vomit did make it into its intended target, why would anyone just leave it in the garbage can? If anything, the stench of the vomit coming out of the can will warrant cleaning up. Anytime you barf (unless in the woods, over a kitchen sink with disposal, or over the toilet) there WILL be cleanup involved. The fact that the OP discovers his 1911 to be puke encrusted the next morning should have never happened...unless he was extremely ill. In that case, I owe OP an apology.
ETA - his MS paint is one of the best I have seen. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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So let me get this straight; you blow chunks all over your night stand, and then just roll over and go back to sleep? WTF?
RIF No, I read it properly. Assuming the vomit did make it into its intended target, why would anyone just leave it in the garbage can? If anything, the stench of the vomit coming out of the can will warrant cleaning up. Anytime you barf (unless in the woods, over a kitchen sink with disposal, or over the toilet) there WILL be cleanup involved. The fact that the OP discovers his 1911 to be puke encrusted the next morning should have never happened...unless he was extremely ill. In that case, I owe OP an apology.
ETA - his MS paint is one of the best I have seen. I was, in fact, very ill. No apology necessary though. Glad you liked the Paint. 
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:25:25 PM EDT
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I ain't no new guy.
I seen the paintshop wars. I read JW's barfy salad thread when it was new. I been around, yanno? So, it is with some time behind me that I pronounce that the best PS I recall seeing here. Ever. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:36:10 PM EDT
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU THREW UP A WATCH !!!!!! Watch hell, he hacked up a 1911. |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:41:19 PM EDT
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I ain't no new guy. I seen the paintshop wars. I read JW's barfy salad thread when it was new. I been around, yanno? So, it is with some time behind me that I pronounce that the best PS I recall seeing here. Ever. Dude. Wow. Thanks guys, all of you, and I mean that. 
Except that goober from NY that said I was worse than an animal. I think he sucks. A pox on him and all his house. I award him no points, and may God have mercy on his soul.
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:44:07 PM EDT
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Watch hell, he hacked up a 1911. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I CANT BELIEVE YOU THREW UP A WATCH !!!!!! Watch hell, he hacked up a 1911. Could'a been worse. Had they completed the "circuit"........ |
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Posted: 10/22/2013 4:53:08 PM EDT
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I was very worried about that DW until I started reading then I was all
and once I saw the dag it turned into . Great ms paint!
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