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Link Posted: 3/24/2006 9:42:47 PM EDT
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Try likening Australia to Arkansas with a beach.  Works every time.

All I know about Arkansas is that it gave the world Klinton! You bastad, you must really hate us




Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



More dangerous creatures than anywhere on the planet

I'll leave the coup question alone. That sort of talk can get you locked up these days
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 9:46:29 PM EDT
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Try likening Australia to Arkansas with a beach.  Works every time.

All I know about Arkansas is that it gave the world Klinton! You bastad, you must really hate us




Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



More dangerous creatures than anywhere on the planet

I'll leave the coup question alone. That sort of talk can get you locked up these days



Sorry to bring that up.  Just make sure you go vote when the time comes.  

Nothing like our first ammendment in your constitution?  I'd consider moving/immigrating perhaps.


ETA:  Just realized their is alot of places to hide the bad stuff.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:03:09 PM EDT
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You can piss them off by calling then collect and keeping them on the line for six hours.  They'll take it all the way to the prime minister.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:04:48 PM EDT
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More dangerous creatures than anywhere on the planet

I'll leave the coup question alone. That sort of talk can get you locked up these days



Sorry to bring that up.  Just make sure you go vote when the time comes.  

Nothing like our first ammendment in your constitution?  I'd consider moving/immigrating perhaps.



The other side (Labor party) didn't think that the "anti-terrorist" legislation went far enough

Our constitution is a bare-bones administrative document only. The only righ enshrined in is it is the prohibition against state establishment of religion. Everything else comes from "convention" and "precedent". Our "rights" exist only so long as noone legislates them away

And yes, if I could get a job in the States, I'd move in a heartbeat.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:07:44 PM EDT
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Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



More dangerous creatures than anywhere on the planet

I'll leave the coup question alone. That sort of talk can get you locked up these days



Sorry to bring that up.  Just make sure you go vote when the time comes.  

Nothing like our first ammendment in your constitution?  I'd consider moving/immigrating perhaps.



The other side (Labor party) didn't think that the "anti-terrorist" legislation went far enough

Our constitution is a bare-bones administrative document only. The only righ enshrined in is it is the prohibition against state establishment of religion. Everything else comes from "convention" and "precedent". Our "rights" exist only so long as noone legislates them away

And yes, if I could get a job in the States, I'd move in a heartbeat.



Hey, you can get a job here!! C'mon, we'd LOVE to have you!!!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:11:29 PM EDT
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Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



More dangerous creatures than anywhere on the planet

I'll leave the coup question alone. That sort of talk can get you locked up these days



Sorry to bring that up.  Just make sure you go vote when the time comes.  

Nothing like our first ammendment in your constitution?  I'd consider moving/immigrating perhaps.



The other side (Labor party) didn't think that the "anti-terrorist" legislation went far enough

Our constitution is a bare-bones administrative document only. The only righ enshrined in is it is the prohibition against state establishment of religion. Everything else comes from "convention" and "precedent". Our "rights" exist only so long as noone legislates them away

And yes, if I could get a job in the States, I'd move in a heartbeat.



New Zealand, Phillipines, Tazmania, or eastern Europe.  Somehow I think western europe would not change much for you and you'd probably pay more taxes.  Do you have some skillset that might expediate immigration?  Join the US Army or something?  Thier may not be an easy way and immigration to here is a bitch but it is doable if your not a criminal or "fit a profile".
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:22:06 PM EDT
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Link to the forum and thread?  I will join, just to make a thread of my own.



http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/showthread.php?p=283558

Password is UnCenSor .  It is case sensitive.  
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:29:40 PM EDT
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Hey, you can get a job here!! C'mon, we'd LOVE to have you!!!



Sponsor me and I'll be on the next plane out
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The other side (Labor party) didn't think that the "anti-terrorist" legislation went far enough

Our constitution is a bare-bones administrative document only. The only righ enshrined in is it is the prohibition against state establishment of religion. Everything else comes from "convention" and "precedent". Our "rights" exist only so long as noone legislates them away

And yes, if I could get a job in the States, I'd move in a heartbeat.



New Zealand, Phillipines, Tazmania, or eastern Europe.  Somehow I think western europe would not change much for you and you'd probably pay more taxes.  Do you have some skillset that might expediate immigration?  Join the US Army or something?  Thier may not be an easy way and immigration to here is a bitch but it is doable if your not a criminal or "fit a profile".



Sorry, I don't understand the list of countries (and 1 state).

I'm a new graduate with a BA in History, Politics and International Relations. I was barred from joining the Australian Defence Force on medical grounds, so the US Army is out for me. I probably do "fit a profile", because I post on ARFCOM
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:45:02 PM EDT
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The other side (Labor party) didn't think that the "anti-terrorist" legislation went far enough

Our constitution is a bare-bones administrative document only. The only righ enshrined in is it is the prohibition against state establishment of religion. Everything else comes from "convention" and "precedent". Our "rights" exist only so long as noone legislates them away

And yes, if I could get a job in the States, I'd move in a heartbeat.



New Zealand, Phillipines, Tazmania, or eastern Europe.  Somehow I think western europe would not change much for you and you'd probably pay more taxes.  Do you have some skillset that might expediate immigration?  Join the US Army or something?  Thier may not be an easy way and immigration to here is a bitch but it is doable if your not a criminal or "fit a profile".



Sorry, I don't understand the list of countries (and 1 state).

I'm a new graduate with a BA in History, Politics and International Relations. I was barred from joining the Australian Defence Force on medical grounds, so the US Army is out for me. I probably do "fit a profile", because I post on ARFCOM




By profile I mean Arab, Chinese, Native African, or Southeast Asian.  I would guess you do not fit any of these "rubber glove proctoscopy at the airport profiles" you are educated thus slightly easier.  As too our Army unless you are handicapped or Athsmatic thier is a way, waivers.  I would also surmise you are young so barring a big committment why not try.  If my bosnian freind's info holds true it just takes time and within about three years you can do basic stuff such as buy a gun legally.  Also when he came over the USGOV offered all kinds of assistence.  He was a Croat combatant in their civil war for 4 years and he got through no issues, you already speak the language he did not.  Best of luck to you either way man I got to go.  
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:53:20 PM EDT
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New Zealand, Phillipines, Tazmania, or eastern Europe.  Somehow I think western europe would not change much for you and you'd probably pay more taxes.  Do you have some skillset that might expediate immigration?  Join the US Army or something?  Thier may not be an easy way and immigration to here is a bitch but it is doable if your not a criminal or "fit a profile".



Sorry, I don't understand the list of countries (and 1 state).

I'm a new graduate with a BA in History, Politics and International Relations. I was barred from joining the Australian Defence Force on medical grounds, so the US Army is out for me. I probably do "fit a profile", because I post on ARFCOM





By profile I mean Arab, Chinese, Native African, or Southeast Asian.  I would guess you do not fit any of these "rubber glove proctoscopy at the airport profiles" you are educated thus slightly easier.  As too our Army unless you are handicapped or Athsmatic thier is a way, waivers.  I would also surmise you are young so barring a big committment why not try.  If my bosnian freind's info holds true it just takes time and within about three years you can do basic stuff such as buy a gun legally.  Also when he came over the USGOV offered all kinds of assistence.  He was a Croat combatant in their civil war for 4 years and he got through no issues, you already speak the language he did not.  Best of luck to you either way man I got to go.  



Ah, fair enough. I'm as anglo as they come, married, 26 years old. I speak Australian English, so will probably need a translator.
I went in the green card lottery for this year, but wont know until September. I'm not particularly hopeful about that one.

I didn't realise that you let foreigners into your military. Over here, you MUST either be a citizen or take up citizenship within 6 months. I might just look into it. Thanks.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 10:57:14 PM EDT
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Somewhere Crocodile Dundee is crying right now.



Crocodile Dundee killed himself when the popo came to take his guns. (truth)
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:00:03 PM EDT
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Edit: nevermind
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:30:08 PM EDT
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I can't believe they haven't banned me yet.  LOL!
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:34:48 PM EDT
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I can't believe they haven't banned me yet.  LOL!



You can't have been that offensive. Most Aussies are pretty thick skinned
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:35:20 PM EDT
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Guns ARE designed to kill people.  Bad People, like the bad person coming through your window at 2 AM intending on raping your wife.  Tell them to put that in their sissy-ass pipe and smoke it.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:39:34 PM EDT
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Guns ARE designed to kill people.  Bad People, like the bad person coming through your window at 2 AM intending on raping your wife.  Tell them to put that in their sissy-ass pipe and smoke it.



I already did that.  They ignored it completely.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:40:59 PM EDT
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I know quite a few Aussies.
They are anything but pussies.
They WILL take their country back
from the libtards soon.



Course all the Aussies I have met the last few months pack Steyrs.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:52:42 PM EDT
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OMG i read 3 pages of that shit and closed it.

How can people be so fucking stupid? It's so frustrating.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:55:36 PM EDT
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They WILL take their country back
from the libtards soon.



Not holding my breath on this one, it cost the Aussie gubermint a ton of money collecting up everyone's guns, reimbursing the owners, and destroying them.  They'll never, never admit it was wrong.  In fact, they say they haven't gone far enough, bans on knives, swords and laser pointers followed.  What's next, pointy sticks?



Australia is alot like the US. We have conservative and libertarians, and we have the "liberals". Sometimes the conservatives get the upper hand, sometimes the liberals do. Sometimes everyone gets confused, and conservatives confuscate guns, and liberals introduce Reganomics. Both of those things have happened here. As I recall, people have tried to ban guns in America. In some places, knives etc. are restricted. Does this mean that all Americans are pussies? I'll leave you to answer that one.



In California they have tampon dispensers in front of the Men’s urinals.
Link Posted: 3/24/2006 11:57:05 PM EDT
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They are anything but pussies.
They WILL take their country back
from the libtards soon.



Not holding my breath on this one, it cost the Aussie gubermint a ton of money collecting up everyone's guns, reimbursing the owners, and destroying them.  They'll never, never admit it was wrong.  In fact, they say they haven't gone far enough, bans on knives, swords and laser pointers followed.  What's next, pointy sticks?



Australia is alot like the US. We have conservative and libertarians, and we have the "liberals". Sometimes the conservatives get the upper hand, sometimes the liberals do. Sometimes everyone gets confused, and conservatives confuscate guns, and liberals introduce Reganomics. Both of those things have happened here. As I recall, people have tried to ban guns in America. In some places, knives etc. are restricted. Does this mean that all Americans are pussies? I'll leave you to answer that one.



In California they have tampon dispensers in front of the Men’s urinals.



Um, ahh, urrr...
I really don't know where to go with that one
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 12:22:04 AM EDT
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They are anything but pussies.
They WILL take their country back
from the libtards soon.



Not holding my breath on this one, it cost the Aussie gubermint a ton of money collecting up everyone's guns, reimbursing the owners, and destroying them.  They'll never, never admit it was wrong.  In fact, they say they haven't gone far enough, bans on knives, swords and laser pointers followed.  What's next, pointy sticks?



Australia is alot like the US. We have conservative and libertarians, and we have the "liberals". Sometimes the conservatives get the upper hand, sometimes the liberals do. Sometimes everyone gets confused, and conservatives confuscate guns, and liberals introduce Reganomics. Both of those things have happened here. As I recall, people have tried to ban guns in America. In some places, knives etc. are restricted. Does this mean that all Americans are pussies? I'll leave you to answer that one.



In California they have tampon dispensers in front of the Men’s urinals.



Link Posted: 3/25/2006 12:29:06 AM EDT
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Try likening Australia to Arkansas with a beach.  Works every time.

All I know about Arkansas is that it gave the world Klinton! You bastad, you must really hate us




Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



No self respecting Australian shark would be caught eating a socialist. Too much fat and gristle on them, especially between the ears.
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All I know about Arkansas is that it gave the world Klinton! You bastad, you must really hate us




Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



No self respecting Australian shark would be caught eating a socialist. Too much fat and gristle on them, especially between the ears.



Sigline material!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 1:12:46 AM EDT
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Not all of you just met a few I thought were pricks.  So when is the Overthrow/Coup down thier?  You always have biggass sharks to throw the Socialists too.



No self respecting Australian shark would be caught eating a socialist. Too much fat and gristle on them, especially between the ears.




They eat Harold…

ANdy



No no, he swam out to a Chinese submarine! (we really need a tin foil hat smilie)
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 1:43:38 AM EDT
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The admins there have asked to delete the entire 11 page thread due to the angst caused on both sides.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 1:55:54 AM EDT
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Shooting (for sport) is on the rise over here. Sure, people have been brainwashed that guns are evil, but as the crime rate rises (and its rising fast), there will be a greater call for the relaxation of firearms laws.

BTW, don't piss off us Aussies. We're the best friends you've got (besides the Brits), but too many of us (not me)think that the Yanks range from harmless idiots to gun-toting baby killing redneck savages. The media here portrays you as such, and many of your expats and tourists are NOT a credit to you at all. If you want to keep us as allies, be a credit to your country and dont reinforce the stereotypes, even if you are just Aussie-baiting



I love the Aussies, could you send me a case of  Tooheys Old??
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 2:04:01 AM EDT
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Somewhere Crocodile Dundee is crying right now.



Crocodile Dundee killed himself when the popo came to take his guns. (truth)



Where is the sorce for that IMDB.com says he is alive

www.imdb.com/name/nm0001357/
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 2:37:05 AM EDT
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BTW, don't piss off us Aussies. We're the best friends you've got (besides the Brits), but too many of us (not me)think that the Yanks range from harmless idiots to gun-toting baby killing redneck savages. The media here portrays you as such, and many of your expats and tourists are NOT a credit to you at all. If you want to keep us as allies, be a credit to your country and dont reinforce the stereotypes, even if you are just Aussie-baiting



Well said! But you get minus points for not usinf the Foster's smiley.



Fosters is the cat piss that we sell to foreigners. I'm not much of a beer drinker myself, but I'm told that Cascade is one of the better Aussie beers.
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No no, he swam out to a Chinese submarine! (we really need a tin foil hat smilie)




SEE!!!! he WAS a socialist!!!

"He's done a Harold"… love that one.


BTW, did I show my my AR15?

img.photobucket.com/albums/v133/macandy/DSC01150.gif



You know Andy, I'll take crap like that from the Yanks, because they don't know any better, and really can't help themselves, but when an Irishman living in Airstrip OnePommy land shows off his AR, a line is crossed. If you ever come to Australia, remind me to kick your arse.
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 2:46:54 AM EDT
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You know Andy, I'll take crap like that from the Yanks, because they don't know any better, and really can't help themselves, but when an Irishman living in Airstrip OnePommy land shows off his AR, a line is crossed. If you ever come to Australia, remind me to kick your arse.



I'd swap you it for even a .22 handgun…

ANdy



If you can sneak it past customs, you're on.

And to the AFP types monitoring this post I'm joking!
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BTW, don't piss off us Aussies. We're the best friends you've got (besides the Brits), but too many of us (not me)think that the Yanks range from harmless idiots to gun-toting baby killing redneck savages. The media here portrays you as such, and many of your expats and tourists are NOT a credit to you at all. If you want to keep us as allies, be a credit to your country and dont reinforce the stereotypes, even if you are just Aussie-baiting



Well said! But you get minus points for not usinf the Foster's smiley.



Fosters is the cat piss that we sell to foreigners. I'm not much of a beer drinker myself, but I'm told that Cascade is one of the better Aussie beers.




VB ya bum!

www.realitynet.org/images/widm/hints/Hints-serie/Victoria-beer.jpg



VB
I'll take Toohey's and Four X Gold over VB any day!
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:01:09 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:35:27 AM EDT
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Anybody who knows anything about Australia could tell you that the natives don't drink Foster's.
A hard earned thirst needs a big cold beer, and the best cold beer is Vic. . .Vic Bitter!!!
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BTW, don't piss off us Aussies. We're the best friends you've got (besides the Brits), but too many of us (not me)think that the Yanks range from harmless idiots to gun-toting baby killing redneck savages. The media here portrays you as such, and many of your expats and tourists are NOT a credit to you at all. If you want to keep us as allies, be a credit to your country and dont reinforce the stereotypes, even if you are just Aussie-baiting



Well said! But you get minus points for not usinf the Foster's smiley.



Fosters is the cat piss that we sell to foreigners. I'm not much of a beer drinker myself, but I'm told that Cascade is one of the better Aussie beers.



I'm pretty sure that the Fosters we get over here is made in Canada
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Crocodile Dundee killed himself when the popo came to take his guns. (truth)



Where is the sorce for that IMDB.com says he is alive

www.imdb.com/name/nm0001357/




Not the actor Paul Hogan, but the actual person the movie was inspired by.
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He's dead.  Have you read the story?



www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/hnames-nf/Hogan+Paul
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 1:27:31 PM EDT
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Good lord.  They've got another thread going to flame me for owning guns.  http://www.woodworkforums.ubeaut.com.au/index.php?s=57191a825aba600c50a576e409874708
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He's dead.  Have you read the story?



www.deadoraliveinfo.com/dead.nsf/hnames-nf/Hogan+Paul



Do a search for the name "Rod Ansell"
Link Posted: 3/25/2006 9:59:56 PM EDT
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