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Posted: 10/17/2021 1:12:44 PM EDT

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This is a common ARFCOM solution.

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Make sure not to do it while cleaning your Garand stock, the hair gets in the grain and takes forever to remove.

Posted: 10/17/2021 1:27:23 PM EDT

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Strap some Estes model rockets to him and "Icarus" his ass up high closer to the sun.

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This.

They land on their feet anyway, so should be safe.

Posted: 10/17/2021 5:31:31 PM EDT

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Is that the same picture from my cat is stoned thread from a million years ago or does he have that dumb look on his face all the time?

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It pretty much a round the clock thing.

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Current derp

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:10:04 PM EDT

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I know for a fact that cat's can be placed in a home freezer for at least 1.5 hours and survive with no ill effect.

When I was dating my now ex, her 5 year old son who was evil, conniving and sadistic as fuck placed their older kitten in the top freezer in the kitchen.

My ex went into the kitchen and began hearing the kitten's faint meows. She asked her son, who was contently coloring at the kitchen table. "where's Luna"? The kid shrugged. She began checking the cuppboards thinking the cat got in there while someone was getting something out of one of them. After checking them all, she checked the fridge and then the freezer. That's when I learned that the kid had issues. He was a compulsive liar, extremely smart, and started two house fires over the next 8-10 years.

The cat was fine, thankfully.

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That kid sounds like a textbook psychopath.

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:13:18 PM EDT

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Dishwashers and now freezers?

Cat people tell me how smart cats are but I'm not so sure about that.

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:17:01 PM EDT

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I'll l you know in he morning.

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Posted: 10/31/2021 12:20:12 PM EDT

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So did we ever get a definitive answer?

I like science, someone do science.

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:27:37 PM EDT

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This is what makes this forum so damned valuable.

People need to know this stuff. Is it in the encyclopedia? No. Why? Probably the Illuminati.

But NwG steps UP. Kudos.

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:41:25 PM EDT

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Show him a picture of Nancy pelosi, that should either warm him up or kill him

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He locked his cat in a freezer now you want him to commit animal cruelty?

Posted: 10/31/2021 12:57:41 PM EDT

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I go with the "best by" date.

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:03:11 PM EDT

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Dishwashers and now freezers?

Cat people tell me how smart cats are but I'm not so sure about that.

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Yeah - its like all the cat has to do is to pee and poo in the right place and not wreck anythiing in the house. Then, you get fed well and don't have to freeze your ass off outside. That should not be too hard to figure out, but we have evidence some people can't get that right, either.

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Posted: 10/31/2021 1:23:22 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/31/2021 1:26:50 PM EDT

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Cats

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You have a problem with cats?

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:30:51 PM EDT

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Microwave for 90 seconds

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I'd do 2 min on defrost

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:33:52 PM EDT

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Instant pot.

4 minutes.

Natural release.

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:34:08 PM EDT

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I love this thread.

NwG is a legend.

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:38:23 PM EDT

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Not sure if troll thread...

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Posted: 10/31/2021 1:40:24 PM EDT

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Not sure if troll thread...

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Article is useless, not one mention of how long it took the cats to die.

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:41:55 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/31/2021 1:44:27 PM EDT

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What is it with people on this board with cats and kitchen appliances

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:50:27 PM EDT

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What is it with people on this board with cats and kitchen appliances

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My wife dried a cat in the clothes dryer once. All appliances.

Posted: 10/31/2021 1:57:24 PM EDT

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I was just thinking, its been awhile since a good JB thread!

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Posted: 10/31/2021 1:59:23 PM EDT

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Microwaves and clothes driers are inhumane. Use something more civilized like a jacuzzi.

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:03:42 PM EDT

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Apparently I'm a sadistic prick, because I'm still laughing at that video. It gets funnier every time I watch it.

Jack Bauer threads should be tacked and set to not archive.

That cat is a national treasure, and I hope he lives to be a hundred

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:06:40 PM EDT

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Maybe the microwave?

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on low power though.

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:07:05 PM EDT

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It has been 15 days has Jack gotten back to normal? Has his tail started curling again?

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:07:15 PM EDT

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Isn't there a member here that can help with this?
Wasn't there a thread on this very topic?

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Toss him in the dryer for an equal amount of time.

Should work.

(Seriously don’t do that.)

Isn't there a member here that can help with this?
Wasn't there a thread on this very topic?

that was the dishwasher, who put the cat in the dishwasher.

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:08:12 PM EDT

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The dishwasher will revive him.

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:08:56 PM EDT

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Dishwasher

Posted: 10/31/2021 2:12:05 PM EDT

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Posted: 10/31/2021 2:44:25 PM EDT

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It has been 15 days has Jack gotten back to normal? Has his tail started curling again?

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Took a couple days but it worked itself out.

Posted: 10/31/2021 3:14:39 PM EDT

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Preheat a large wok, and add a couple of tablespoons of vegetable oil.

A guy in Chinatown told me this is the only way that really works.

Posted: 10/31/2021 3:25:53 PM EDT

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How long can cats be refrigerated…I don’t know, but I’ve even told that eskimo cats are mighty cold

Posted: 10/31/2021 3:28:39 PM EDT

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Maybe the microwave?

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That will dry him out.

Dishwasher is the better solution.

ETA: Beat like two pages ago. COVID Brain.

Posted: 10/31/2021 3:30:15 PM EDT

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How long can cats be refrigerated?

Or moar accurately frozen?

I was cleaning out the freezer earlier and must have missed my cat Jack Bauer climbing into one of the lower shelves. I closed the door to take the trash out and got distracted for a bit. When I came back later to finish later i was surprised to find Jack still inside the freezer curled up in a fuzzy little ball on the lower shelf.

It took him a few minutes to wake up, he was pretty soundly sleeping. (Pretty sure the light turns off when you close the door so it must have been super dark in there).
Didn’t think much of it as he is really fluffy and he wasn’t in there for moar the 4-5 hours.

Now he is acting super sluggish and his tail doesn’t seem able to bend at all.. He can move it, but it’s stayed laser straight for at least an hour now. How can I fix that? It looks weird..

Is there a dethaw setting? Should I put him in the fridge overnight to slow the process like with a turkey? I’ve never done this before.

the struggle continues…

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Dame bramaged due to lack of oxygen?