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Posted: 6/14/2009 7:55:26 PM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:

Quoted:
HAHAHAHAHAA!

I was going to say "check the nudie magazines hidden under his mattress.

If there aren't any, he's gay... or stupid.

I never had any nudie mags. I had movies I'd taped off of Cinemax and Showtime.

Those European Emmanuelle and Lady Chatterley movies got me through puberty.

Didn't one of the Emmanuelle movies have a naked twelve year old in it?

Then again, if you're in the same age group, who gives a shit?

But seriously, who the fuck puts a naked twelve year old in a skin flick?

I guess it's true: the Europeans who aren't gay are pedophiles.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:56:39 PM EDT

[#2]

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That reminds me of the story I read about a concerned parent on some forum asking what kind of drug their son was smoking. The parent eavesdropped when their son had his friend over and heard them talk about "smoking each others poles".

I thought it was going to be the camel toad story when I read the first sentence.

Posted: 6/14/2009 7:56:47 PM EDT

[#3]

Posted: 6/14/2009 8:02:56 PM EDT

[#4]

lmfao wtf.

Posted: 6/14/2009 9:35:59 PM EDT

[#5]

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Another funny Yahoo answers post:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213024341AAXmAfL
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

LMFAO!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3em9w5Qz7g8

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:09:33 PM EDT

[#6]

Just don't judge him if he likes to wear his older sister's panties. I did that as a kid but turned into a big pussy hound. Ruff, Ruff!!

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:12:40 PM EDT

[#7]

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Just don't judge him if he likes to wear his older sister's panties. I did that as a kid but turned into a big pussy hound. Ruff, Ruff!!

I...I....OK.

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:18:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Another funny Yahoo answers post:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213024341AAXmAfL
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

Ah ha ha!

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:20:30 PM EDT

[#9]

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Just don't judge him if he likes to wear his older sister's panties. I did that as a kid but turned into a big pussy hound. Ruff, Ruff!!

Hell, I thought I was the only one that did that.

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:20:56 PM EDT

[#10]

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-Ed

Posted: 6/14/2009 11:24:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/14/2009 11:35:03 PM EDT

[#12]

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Just don't judge him if he likes to wear his older sister's panties. I did that as a kid but turned into a big pussy hound. Ruff, Ruff!!

wait whut

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:32:34 AM EDT

[#13]

That was classic bait and switch. Randomness always wins.

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:35:04 AM EDT

[#14]

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:49:49 AM EDT

[#15]

concerned citizen must have gone through this before!

Posted: 6/15/2009 12:57:58 AM EDT

[#16]

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Wow, I thought you were serious at first but after reading that, that is pretty damn funny

Posted: 6/15/2009 1:05:54 AM EDT

[#17]

Posted: 6/15/2009 1:06:49 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Another funny Yahoo answers post:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090213024341AAXmAfL
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf

LMFAO!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3em9w5Qz7g8

I fucking love how 4chan fucks with tom green. that shit is hilarious.

Posted: 6/15/2009 1:43:47 AM EDT

[#19]

LULZ

Posted: 6/15/2009 2:05:25 AM EDT

[#20]

Yahoo answers is full of some good ones.

Posted: 6/15/2009 2:08:59 AM EDT

[#21]

Put him in a locked room with a dude and a chick. Yank the door open a little while later, and if hes doing this;

behind the dude instead of the chick then, sad to say hes a smoker of the pole.

Posted: 6/15/2009 2:17:47 AM EDT

[#22]

if hes got a poster of Clay Aiken or Lance Bass in his room....hes gay

Posted: 6/15/2009 3:19:30 AM EDT

[#23]

If he looks like this 'guy' then .....

Posted: 6/15/2009 3:34:08 AM EDT

[#24]

If he had this for lunch.....................It's a good bet!

Posted: 6/15/2009 4:05:25 AM EDT

[#25]

Posted: 6/15/2009 4:39:27 AM EDT

[#26]

Uh cum stains on the front of his shirt might be a good indicator.

Posted: 6/15/2009 4:43:45 AM EDT

[#27]

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If his dick tastes like shit?

That's so wrong ...

Posted: 6/15/2009 5:52:54 AM EDT

[#28]

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If his dick tastes like shit?

How the hell are you going to know?

Posted: 6/15/2009 6:14:53 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Just don't judge him if he likes to wear his older sister's panties. I did that as a kid but turned into a big pussy hound. Ruff, Ruff!!

I...I....OK.

troll......schools out.

Posted: 6/15/2009 7:21:40 AM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:

Quoted:

If his dick tastes like shit?

How the hell are you going to know?

I don't know... ask his mother?

Posted: 6/15/2009 7:35:36 AM EDT

[#31]

Posted: 6/15/2009 7:42:15 AM EDT

[#32]

Posted: 6/15/2009 7:50:40 AM EDT

[#33]

Posted: 6/15/2009 7:55:55 AM EDT

[#34]

Everyone knows that circumcision is the only way to cure it...

Posted: 6/15/2009 8:53:54 AM EDT

[#35]

I had very little hope for this one before I opened it - turned out pretty amusing!

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