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Posted: 2/24/2007 10:33:24 AM EDT

[#1]

Quoted:
I never have.
Don't know how much it costs either.
But lets do the economics on this one and say an escort is about 200 bucks...

Ok 200 you get what? an hour?

Lets take that same $200 and work it more efficiently...

$ 60 per year for Hot or Not

$ 72.00 for 6 months on Match.com

Thats 132.00

Which leaves us with $68.00 for misc stuff to spend....

Ok working the numbers correctly you should have at least 10 people per month from both sites combined that are "game"

Law of averages says that 1 in 5 will go get naked right off the bat, sometimes better average but thats the Law of Averages YMMV....

Ok so now we have 10 per month... multiply by 12 months = 120 that are "game"

Assuming 1 in 5 (Law of Avergaes) that leaves us with 24 that will get naked.

24 is an average of 2 per month MINIMUM.

Assuming repeats will take place......you should be totally set.

Now you will have 24 with little or no effort and the expense of roughly $132.00

This leaves us with a RAW cost of $5.50 per "date"

Add misc expenses like drinks or whatever.....

For the low price of $132.00 or so per year, (plus maintenance such as drinks)you should have at least 24 names in your black book!

Out of those 24 you should be able to "maintain" at least 25%

This leaves you with a "stable supply" of 6.

So 6 for $132.00 or 1 for $200.00 just once.

Math is our friend!

But they're AMATEURS!

On the down side,Pros charge extra for enthusiam!

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:36:26 AM EDT

[#2]

NO,but I did have to throw down a twinkie once to keep the fat girl from cornering me.

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:39:36 AM EDT

[#3]

Never forget that all the good looking hookers are cops!!!!!!!

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:45:28 AM EDT

[#4]

Never have, never will. HOWEVER! Being married is just about the same sometimes. It's never free, costs a nice dinner and bottle of wine half the time!

Just kidding. I love my wife and she's great.

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:46:43 AM EDT

[#5]

i had a friend who stripped i knew that i always ended up hooking up with. best sex ever. no relationship stuff, just a hiya, how you been, where ya wanna do it? the girl taught me alot.

then i 'found out' about her side job. she was a hoe. honest to goodness $400/hr hoe. when i confronted her she said to me, 'But I never charged you. I LIKE you.'

i haven't had pie since november. i think i still got her number. wonder if she'll still give me my 'old rate'.

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:55:20 AM EDT

[#6]

nope but soon you will all be able to go to my new place of business

new arfcom inspired brothel

hope to see you all there

Posted: 2/24/2007 11:11:13 AM EDT

[#7]

I always thought with professionals, you are not paying for sex, you are paying them to leave?

Posted: 2/24/2007 4:27:54 PM EDT

[#8]

Any you guys remember a certain club in San Juan that had a hot steel band and the hottest group of "hostesses" ever on the face of the earth? It was downtown near the docks...and there was a cheap hotel two doors down.

I pulled shore patrol in there once. We went off duty at midnight.

Posted: 2/24/2007 4:34:45 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
IBNW
(In before Nationwide)

Posted: 2/24/2007 4:38:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Senshuwal Pruhvidehr, huh? Noooo sireee! I never been wid one of 'dem new-fangled sexshuwal rohbotz!

Posted: 2/24/2007 5:20:08 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Two Brazilian Chicks!

My mind soars like a hawk.

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:10:15 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted: No. But while serving 24 months in the far east, I did partake in the opportunity for cultural exchange, many times.

As representatives of the American people overseas, you have to hold your end up in the area of foreign relations.

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:23:08 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I never have.
Don't know how much it costs either.
But lets do the economics on this one and say an escort is about 200 bucks...

Ok 200 you get what? an hour?

Lets take that same $200 and work it more efficiently...

$ 60 per year for Hot or Not

$ 72.00 for 6 months on Match.com

Thats 132.00

Which leaves us with $68.00 for misc stuff to spend....

Ok working the numbers correctly you should have at least 10 people per month from both sites combined that are "game"

Law of averages says that 1 in 5 will go get naked right off the bat, sometimes better average but thats the Law of Averages YMMV....

Ok so now we have 10 per month... multiply by 12 months = 120 that are "game"

Assuming 1 in 5 (Law of Avergaes) that leaves us with 24 that will get naked.

24 is an average of 2 per month MINIMUM.

Assuming repeats will take place......you should be totally set.

Now you will have 24 with little or no effort and the expense of roughly $132.00

This leaves us with a RAW cost of $5.50 per "date"

Add misc expenses like drinks or whatever.....

For the low price of $132.00 or so per year, (plus maintenance such as drinks)you should have at least 24 names in your black book!

Out of those 24 you should be able to "maintain" at least 25%

This leaves you with a "stable supply" of 6.

So 6 for $132.00 or 1 for $200.00 just once.

Math is our friend!

But they're AMATEURS!

On the down side,Pros charge extra for enthusiam!

And you don't have to talk to the hooker. You fuck her and say good-bye. No trying to have to figure out what they want or why they are crying.

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:42:05 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

And you don't have to talk to the hooker. You fuck her and say good-bye. No trying to have to figure out what they want or why they are crying.

I love it when they cry afterwards.

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:46:02 PM EDT

[#15]

The lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Posted: 2/24/2007 7:48:37 PM EDT

[#16]

I wouldn't fuck a hooker with one of your dicks.

Posted: 2/24/2007 8:21:56 PM EDT

[#17]

My wang is pretty small and insignificant, but I still like it, further more I like it attached to my body, so NO, I would not be interested in partaking of the STD Smorgassboard that is sex for hire....j/k

Actually I'm a BULL, those poor skinny bitches couldn't handle my play...

Posted: 2/24/2007 10:03:27 PM EDT

[#18]

A freind got a bad ass lap dance and ended up with herpes On his face..

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