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Link Posted: 6/27/2003 11:32:15 PM EDT
[#1]
Dr Scholls foot powder - for everything below the waist, Motrin for everything above the waist.

Seriously
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 12:26:17 AM EDT
[#2]
Boxers or no underwear.  That's the problem, that's what cured mine.

TS
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 4:06:59 AM EDT
[#3]
Why someone else hasn't suggested this is beyond me.... a can of our ever popular Breakfree CLP...
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 4:23:00 AM EDT
[#4]
What a freaking hilarious thread. Good work, boys!
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 4:29:27 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
(snip) Jock Itch is a fungal infection that flourishes in the warm moist enviornment of your sweaty groin.

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Now there's an image that makes breakfast a non-option today...
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 7:45:41 AM EDT
[#6]
Phil_in_Seattle

You're right it was the GREEN Gold Bond that set me afire.  I went to the drug store, saw the different varieties and figured a big burly dude like me should go for the Extra Medicated (or whatever they call it) and got the green can.

That stuff has menthol or something in it. I could see where it might feel good if you just had a mild itch or something, but get that stuff in any kind of open cut and it will set you on fire!

Ed
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 8:21:27 AM EDT
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What a freaking hilarious thread. [red]Good work, [i]boys[/i]![/red]
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The hits just keep on comin'
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 9:30:51 AM EDT
[#8]
One summer 20 some years ago, I had a hot sweatty job in a machine shop.  Got the worse case of itch on record.

I tried all the anti-fungal OTC creams and ointments, nothing touched it.

I was desperate, and tried some Absorbene Jr. Really laid it on and overlapped the area well to try to get it all.  Talk about "GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!"

I remember the pain/burning to this day.  But, you know what?  The itch was gone within minutes, rash all gone in a day or so.  And.....no re-infection in more than 20 years! A life time cure for sure.

No kiddin, this stuff will burn, but if you are desperate........
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 9:35:57 AM EDT
[#9]
Just nix the underwear.  Unless you're a severe masochist, [b][u]don't put Absorbine Jr.[/b][/u] on your sh*t.

TS
Link Posted: 6/28/2003 9:39:31 AM EDT
[#10]
On a related note, I grow my own cayanne peppers.  The hotter the better.

Word of caution, if you are out picking peppers, make dang sure you WASH your hands real well before you take a leak.  Another hot, painful experience.
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