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Posted: 4/17/2017 7:59:36 AM EDT

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I pee in them all the time. Once a lifeguard caught me and yelled. Startled me so badly I nearly feel in.

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Posted: 4/17/2017 8:09:19 AM EDT

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There was a guy who watched his kid get decapitated...was that a water slide?

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Congressmans son, his head broke up a couple women's faces ...

Posted: 4/17/2017 8:21:29 AM EDT

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It wasn't a waterpark but staying at a motel once, I saw a woman let her toddlers swim in the kiddie pool wearing diapers.

Posted: 4/17/2017 8:37:31 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 8:45:48 AM EDT

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I haven't been to one since I was about 10. I was grossed out even then.

Posted: 4/17/2017 8:50:07 AM EDT

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I haven't been to a water park since I was 12. I don't plan to ever go to one again.

Posted: 4/17/2017 8:56:26 AM EDT

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Fuck that. Pools, hot tubs, whatever, just big bowls of asshole soup. It's like a reverse Golden Corral.

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No kiddingly.

Hot tubs=Human crockpots

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:04:11 AM EDT

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Watched a fat girl at 6 flags Denver drop her period while in the pool. Looked like a scene from Jaws.

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You mean Elitch Gardens. There isn't a Six Flags in Denver.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:08:11 AM EDT

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The lazy river is like a chlorinated Ganges.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:21:37 AM EDT

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Two greasy, land whale, face tatted chola lesbos laying on a tube in the lazy river sucking each other's lungs out

. It was my first time at a water park and I've never been back to one. This thread has assured this.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:22:21 AM EDT

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I call water park visits immune system stress testing.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:29:33 AM EDT

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This one guy had the hairiest back possible.

I was just a kid.

Now I have a hairy back.

Back hair is contagious.

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Either he was me, or I am you.

Translation: I've got a hairy back too.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:32:55 AM EDT

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Minorities in my Waterpark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6BUZZ3qvZM

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:34:58 AM EDT

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My personal worst is the people who would ask us why we put tons of salt in the wave pool. I eventually boiled my answer down to "We don't, you do..." By the end of summer, it was as salty as the ocean. I hated having to jump into it.

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Christ almighty.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:39:19 AM EDT

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My personal worst is the people who would ask us why we put tons of salt in the wave pool. I eventually boiled my answer down to "We don't, you do..." By the end of summer, it was as salty as the ocean. I hated having to jump into it.

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Nice.....a big soup of skin and sweat (and other bodily fluids)

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:40:58 AM EDT

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I haven't been to one since I was 12 or so, and I don't plan on going back or taking my kids to one either.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:42:49 AM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2017 9:43:09 AM EDT

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We were at an indoor waterpark in a Ramda inn - kids invited to a birthday party. 30m into their splash and play time, there was a toddler wearing a half-on-half-off diaper, legs smeared brown (kid was fair skinned), and on top of the steps was the rest of his diaper innards.

Fortunately, the parents collected him and left. In only 5 or 6 minutes, they shut down the park to clean.

Good times...

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:48:26 AM EDT

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I pee in them all the time. Once a lifeguard caught me and yelled. Startled me so badly I nearly feel in.

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LOL
You pee in the pool, gross...
You pee into the pool, cops show up...
Same effect, what gives.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:51:30 AM EDT

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Tampon string hanging out like an extra long candle wick

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:52:22 AM EDT

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Last time I was at a water park was when my kids were early teenagers, probably 25 years ago. A disposable diaper floating in one of the pools ended our day early. That particular park, Whitewater in Marietta, GA had several issues in ensuing years with e.coli contaminations and associated illnesses. I'll never set foot in side another, rarely will I get in a public pool either.

Posted: 4/17/2017 9:56:07 AM EDT

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I pee in them all the time. Once a lifeguard caught me and yelled. Startled me so badly I nearly feel in.

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this is why we need a 'like' button

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:01:10 AM EDT

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screen name?

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:07:28 AM EDT

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Tampon string hanging out like an extra long candle wick

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She was a human motorboat, and that was just her starting cord.

Blublubclunk blublubclunk BRRRRRRRRRRRR.....

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:09:28 AM EDT

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I can't do waterparks.

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:17:28 AM EDT

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After this thread, I've decided to stay home today and shower in bleach

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:22:16 AM EDT

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Google "water slide with poop".

The filthy unwiped buttholes, the frothy, yeasty twats, the gallons of pee..... the thought of wanting to share a pool with hundreds and hundreds of random people is about as appealing as eating at a buffet where people serve themselves with their bare hands.

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It's not like these places are the Ganges River.

Posted: 4/17/2017 10:25:40 AM EDT

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Second post in... POOP THREAD.

Posted: 4/17/2017 11:29:56 AM EDT

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Second post in... POOP THREAD.

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Im afraid the scope of this thread encompasses all bodily functions....

Posted: 4/17/2017 11:38:33 AM EDT

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I pee in them all the time. Once a lifeguard caught me and yelled. Startled me so badly I nearly feel in.

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Lol.

Posted: 4/17/2017 11:55:24 AM EDT

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not really gross more of a "poor girl" girl in front of us waiting for a tube ride is with her boyfriend they are pretty young and its that new kind of awkward love
she started her period and is leaking very lightly down her legs, my wife as politely as she could waited until he wasn't paying attention and let her know
girl was mortified but managed to cover up, dont think he noticed

most recent gross thing
staying in the Florida Keys
stayed at a marina that has a pool and a bar making excellent drinks
drinks are flowing and my wife and I are floating around after a long day

some kid with a mullet and his trashy mom started having a snot rocket war in the middle of the pool
literally blowing snot rockets on each other...... What The Fuck...

Posted: 4/17/2017 11:56:11 AM EDT

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People that were so disgusting they should never go.
That was over ten years ago, I will never go back to one of these places.

Posted: 4/17/2017 11:58:30 AM EDT

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I avoid public pools and have never visited a water park. Some of these responses are killing me

Also you all have convinced me to double down on my ban of public water and include water parks in the list.

Posted: 4/17/2017 12:02:20 PM EDT

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someone drop a duece in the wave pool. we were just walking through the park when we noticed everyone rushing out of the pool. then we saw the lonely turd bobbing in the waves.