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Posted: 6/24/2016 4:54:06 PM EDT

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you go in the cage
cage goes in the water
sharks in the water
our shark

farewell and adieu....

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I could have sworn I saw some documentary about just this sort of thing.

It didn't work out too good for the other guy either

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:04:03 PM EDT

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And that's when my wet-suit would become a wet and stinky suit.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:10:35 PM EDT

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I'm pretty sure that screaming you all heard was me over here. Sorry, I freaked out a little bit.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:10:39 PM EDT

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I prefer to stay apex predator at all times. Prey side is demoralizing.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:15:28 PM EDT

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I swam with a Blacktip shark down at Pennekamp.

He and his little entourage had no interest in myself or my instructor

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:19:54 PM EDT

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I think you can see the exact moment the divers poopoo their wet suits.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:20:24 PM EDT

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Free diving with Great White.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:21:58 PM EDT

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Special kind of crazy...

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:21:58 PM EDT

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And this is why engineering requirements are so important. Shark goes outside, people go inside. Those silly engineers.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:23:23 PM EDT

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Did she the shark died?

How did it get out?

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:30:36 PM EDT

[#11]

Weak cage.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:33:06 PM EDT

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I feel a lot of people don't understand what is happening there.

Sharks can only swim straight- it was simply trying to move forth, instead getting stuck in a stupidly designed shark trap.
It was NOT trying to eat the swimmers. It was simply panicking when it figured out it was stuck and fought to move forward.

Stupid, Stupid cage design. No reason the cage shouldn't be fully enclosed.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:38:02 PM EDT

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"Now let's see, are those bars supposed to be 16" on center or 60"? Ah fuck it! What's the worst that could happen?"

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:49:44 PM EDT

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I think they were just trying to catch the shark. it would have been pretty sweet if they had a wasp knife and stabbed the shit out of it.

alternatively the guy who swam out past the shark first could have easily punched or stabbed the shark in the Johnson... how epic would that story be "a great white tried to kill me so I cut off his penis... he won't try that shit again"

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:52:00 PM EDT

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PHOTOSHOP'ed!!!!

...a big dookie in my wetsuit....

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:53:51 PM EDT

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When you enter the ocean, you leave your position at the top of the food chain.

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Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:54:03 PM EDT

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"Now let's see, are those bars supposed to be 16" on center or 60"? Ah fuck it! What's the worst that could happen?"

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As a ductman who works for utterly retarded engineers, I fully understand why this happens.

And I would have NOPED my way out of that cage, back onto the boat, and into a fresh change of pants. Afterward, I'd have sued the fuck out of whoever made that cage or took it apart, because they should NOT be in business.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:58:32 PM EDT

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I can't believe no one has made an "In!" gif out of that.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:59:19 PM EDT

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I can't believe no one has made an "In!" gif out of that.

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Too late. Read the thread.

Posted: 6/24/2016 5:59:30 PM EDT

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Barely shark resistant!

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:02:28 PM EDT

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This one is my favorite

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Posted: 6/24/2016 6:04:26 PM EDT

[#22]

bet that was a thrill.... I was getting a small rush just watching

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:06:57 PM EDT

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I would have shoved the other diver into the sharks mouth.

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:11:26 PM EDT

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Listen to the yelling through the regulator....

Sharks dont have reverse....

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:16:58 PM EDT

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And this is why engineering requirements are so important. Shark goes outside, people go inside. Those silly engineers.

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I don't think juan and jose have an engineering degree, only a harbor freight welder and some hog wire.

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:17:17 PM EDT

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He was just trying to liberate those poor humans that were being drowned in a metal cage

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:20:08 PM EDT

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I feel bad for the shark.

And that cage design is fucking stupid

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Yup... and yup.

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:21:02 PM EDT

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That's some chum bucket ya got there.

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Yes...eat my chum....while I get outta here..

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:23:43 PM EDT

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One time diving with sharks. After a couple hours of the crew chucking dead bloody stuff off the boat, the Captian Said " Here be sharks". They lowered the cage about 25-30 feet down and told us don't do the normal, float on the surface and give everyone the OK sign.
Hit the water and swim to the cage and the last one in, shut the door.

My first thought was this is not how they do it on TV.

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:42:06 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2016 6:50:01 PM EDT

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That doesn't seem enjoyable.

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This made me LOL hard lmao

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:51:48 PM EDT

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There is SO much Fuck no! in that video. Nope Nope Nope!!

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:52:17 PM EDT

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But that model rides sharks all around Florida and she says it's perfectly safe

Posted: 6/24/2016 6:57:21 PM EDT

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Is there more to this

Posted: 6/24/2016 7:03:56 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2016 7:07:11 PM EDT

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Free diving with Great White.

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What the actual fuck. Fuck great whites. Fucking "spices of peace" is one of the 5 or so species out of hundreds of types of sharks that attack people.

Posted: 6/24/2016 7:13:52 PM EDT

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Shark week.....interesting description about a creature that hunted the megladone

Posted: 6/24/2016 7:14:54 PM EDT

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nope.

i dont even like being in the ocean.

Posted: 6/24/2016 7:27:49 PM EDT

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Another shark attack here in Florida at Satellite beach this week. Pics of the guy's leg are

Posted: 6/24/2016 8:11:28 PM EDT

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you go in the cage
cage goes in the water
sharks in the water
our shark

farewell and adieu....

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This should have been the first post.

Posted: 6/24/2016 9:18:37 PM EDT

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Worked perfect! Alright Steve, haul it up, we have dinner!

Posted: 6/24/2016 9:45:13 PM EDT

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Needs more....

Posted: 6/24/2016 10:15:50 PM EDT

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Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

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When you enter the ocean, you leave your position at the top of the food chain.

Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

Leopards too. I've read they eat people as casually as if we're just another hairless monkey.

Posted: 6/24/2016 10:18:28 PM EDT

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Leopards too. I've read they eat people as casually as if we're just another hairless monkey.

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When you enter the ocean, you leave your position at the top of the food chain.

Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

Leopards too. I've read they eat people as casually as if we're just another hairless monkey.

wolves and mountain lions.

as well as real lions. Probably tigers.

Posted: 6/24/2016 10:20:13 PM EDT

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wolves and mountain lions.

as well as real lions. Probably tigers.

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When you enter the ocean, you leave your position at the top of the food chain.

Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

Leopards too. I've read they eat people as casually as if we're just another hairless monkey.

wolves and mountain lions.

as well as real lions. Probably tigers.

And bears?

Oh My!!!

Posted: 6/24/2016 10:27:00 PM EDT

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wolves and mountain lions.

as well as real lions. Probably tigers.

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When you enter the ocean, you leave your position at the top of the food chain.

Polar bears are the only land animals that actively hunt humans.

But I get your point.

Leopards too. I've read they eat people as casually as if we're just another hairless monkey.

wolves and mountain lions.

as well as real lions. Probably tigers.

I had a spider monkey rub its wangdoodle on my windshield in Guatemala while staring into my eyes. It was very intimidating listening to the squeegee squeaking sound. It left a trail like a greasy finger. I've been charged by a bear, which was frightening, but the spider monkey was a straight up psychological warfare specialist.