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Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:11:59 PM EDT
[#1]
A female touching your booty is the international sign of SIIHPAPP
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:12:14 PM EDT
[#2]
page 2 says a touch leads to the strap-on... watch your cornhole

ETA damn damn damn, lost the page
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:15:20 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
page 2 says a touch leads to the strap-on... watch your cornhole

ETA damn damn damn, lost the page


I don't like where this thread is going.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:15:47 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
A female touching your booty is the international sign of SIIHPAPP


She has an incredible body, I wouldn't mind.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:21:50 PM EDT
[#5]
I wouldn't worry about it. She probably caught a whiff of her hand afterwards and called in sick for the rest of her career.





Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:22:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Rule #1, which you NEVER violate.

Dont get your honey where you get your money.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:23:30 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
I wouldn't worry about it. She probably caught a whiff of her hand afterwards and called in sick for the rest of her career.







Or liked what she felt so much she said at home to dream about me.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:23:31 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
Quoted:
page 2 says a touch leads to the strap-on... watch your cornhole

ETA damn damn damn, lost the page


I don't like where this thread is going.


Sorry my friend, she is telegraphing her intent... if she asks you if you like her new perfume, run... it's chloroform!
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:23:54 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Rule #1, which you NEVER violate.

Dont get your honey where you get your money.


As stated eariler, this is dipping ink in another companies ink.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:24:47 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:25:07 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Rule #1, which you NEVER violate.

Dont get your honey where you get your money.


As stated eariler, this is dipping ink in another companies ink.


If there are two ink wells that is a lesbian affair and strap-ons bring a whole new meaning...

Stick to dipping your pen in her quill.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:26:16 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
Rule #1, which you NEVER violate.

Dont get your honey where you get your money.


As stated eariler, this is dipping ink in another companies ink.


If there are two ink wells that is a lesbian affair and strap-ons bring a whole new meaning...

Stick to dipping your pen in her quill.


Two ink wells to my pen.

We just got back on track.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:27:01 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
I'm 99.99% that's my SIL....checking now, BRB....


HA
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:27:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Fo or no fo situation?

ETA: **No Pics... Yet**




Fuck dude...I thought you wuz ok an erythin.

them post ain't lenrt ya nuttin have they.


P.S.- It didn't happen.



Make me a lier bitch.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:33:48 PM EDT
[#15]
BRB calling Sprint tech support. My HTC EVO isn't loading pics.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:35:05 PM EDT
[#16]
no fo... Being flirtatious is not the "come fuck me now sailor " signal..  Keep your hormones in check,allow a friendly relationship to build.  Sexual relationships between co-workers is FUBAR at best.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 4:36:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Fo or no fo situation?

ETA: **No Pics... Yet**




Fuck dude...I thought you wuz ok an erythin.

them post ain't lenrt ya nuttin have they.


P.S.- It didn't happen.



Make me a lier bitch.


I plan to. I wish I could have today.

Maybe I'll go Facebooking and get lucky.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:01:31 PM EDT
[#18]
Now that's the Pirate spirit I know........




ETA- As long as I'm being a bad influence............

Go Viking on thu bitch.........she'll respect you for it.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:05:05 PM EDT
[#19]
Did she penetrate, or just touch?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:06:25 PM EDT
[#20]
Fo. For sure.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:06:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted:
Did she penetrate, or just touch?

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Was more a grace, with a little cheek action.

Not 100% of her full intention.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:08:51 PM EDT
[#22]
You have committed sexual harassment and will probably be fired.  Your first mistake was having male genitals.  Your second mistake was not looking at the ground and ignoring the presence of a woman in the workplace.  Since you probably also made eye contact, it may even be a felony.
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:10:51 PM EDT
[#23]
BUTTA the bread son
Link Posted: 4/22/2011 5:12:20 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
You have committed sexual harassment and will probably be fired.  Your first mistake was having male genitals.  Your second mistake was not looking at the ground and ignoring the presence of a woman in the workplace.  Since you probably also made eye contact, it may even be a felony.


Shit, I'm guilty. Every time she walks away I can't stop staring.
Link Posted: 5/2/2011 4:56:49 AM EDT
[#25]
I'd steer clear. It wont turn out well any way it goes
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