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Posted: 1/3/2003 3:30:09 AM EDT
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When leaving the men's restroom in a restaurant, there was a "women's" sign placed over the door.
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Posted: 1/3/2003 3:39:43 AM EDT
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Quoted: One I saw on one of those hot air dryers: 1) Push button 2) Rub hands briskly under hot air. Then handwritten 3) Wipe hands on pants. I have seen this one several times. It is very true, no? |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 4:44:38 AM EDT
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Quoted: When leaving the men's restroom in a restaurant, there was a "women's" sign placed over the door. LOL!! I got caught by that one before! It took me a second to realize I just came from the urinal; that it was a joke. |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 7:34:21 PM EDT
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The sharps containers at airports are for diabetics. Do you think YOU could go for hours without insulin if YOUR flight was delayed?
My favorite: The Jane Fonda Urinal Sticker: [img]http://www.americanhonor.net/hanoi.jpg[/img] |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 7:44:19 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: When leaving the men's restroom in a restaurant, there was a "women's" sign placed over the door. LOL!! I got caught by that one before! It took me a second to realize I just came from the urinal; that it was a joke. That is at Saltgrass Steakhouse, gets me everytime... |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 8:06:09 PM EDT
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{Written over one of those lowered "kiddie" urinals, by the managment at a Rudy's barbeque here in Austin.)
"This urinal is for small boys or True Texans" |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 8:23:05 PM EDT
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I piss in the short urinals,
because porcelain is cold. |
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Posted: 1/3/2003 8:27:41 PM EDT
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Not a restroom that I would want to enter
[img]http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_1d78ff7ad5303677a323de88921a2091/i-1.JPG[/img] |
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Posted: 1/4/2003 7:49:09 AM EDT
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Quoted: At the U fo M we had these great urinal mats, you know, the things that usually hold the urinal pucks. They had this black square that upon being showered with urine would reveal the words "Go Gophers!" Those things kicked ass. LMAO! Gorto! They still have those in Jones Hall I think... [:D] |
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Posted: 1/4/2003 11:45:25 AM EDT
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"He who stands with cock in hand and pisses on the seat. Should be beat with a sock full of shit, and his ass tossed in the street"
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Posted: 1/4/2003 12:14:51 PM EDT
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Quoted: Scrawled in large script, "I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER!" Beneath it in neat handwriting, "Go home Dad, you're drunk." ROTFLMAO ! [:D] |
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Posted: 1/4/2003 12:44:41 PM EDT
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"I'm twelve inches long and two inches wide. Interested?"
and underneath: "Fascinated! How big is your dick?" ----------------------------------------------- Here I sit, breathing vapor 'Cuz some shithead stole the paper. Here comes the boss. I must not linger. I have to use my fucking finger! |
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Posted: 1/4/2003 12:54:14 PM EDT
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Dead Men Don't Rape.Saw it in a bar on Fishermans Wharf,Frisco. Kalistan....glad I was packin my Mod. 37 airweight.....someone did a good job on the tranny behind the Bar.....what a a freaky night!!!!!!!Don't ask!!!
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Posted: 1/4/2003 3:08:45 PM EDT
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"Some people come here to sit and think,
some come here to shit and stink, but i come here to scratch my balls and write my bullshit on the walls" "For a good time call Tim at 217-223-5082" |
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Posted: 1/5/2003 9:03:19 PM EDT
[#15]
no one else?
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Posted: 1/5/2003 9:47:34 PM EDT
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I always liked reading the dirty limericks myself.
"There once was a woman from Belize, whose bush came down to her knees. The crabs in her tw@t tied the hairs in a knot, and constructed a flying trapeze!" |
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Posted: 1/5/2003 9:53:04 PM EDT
[#17]
Employees no longer required to wash hands.
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Posted: 1/5/2003 10:09:17 PM EDT
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Above a urinal: Good for you...you got a liberal by the neck.
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Posted: 1/5/2003 10:32:59 PM EDT
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[blue]These two at a swimming pool. . . Please do not pee in our pool, we don't swim in your toilet. Enjoy our ool. (Notice there's no "P" in it. . . KEEP IT THAT WAY!) Hand written. . . These mints taste funny?![/blue] |
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