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Posted: 9/7/2020 4:12:46 PM EDT

Spoon for noodle swirling.

Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:13:20 PM EDT
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Gay
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:13:44 PM EDT
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In before "you're not my supervisor!".
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:14:02 PM EDT
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Just use a knife and cut it into smaller pieces.
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You stick your head down 1" from the plate and chomp like a human

Speed
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Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:23:32 PM EDT
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That is an affront to my peasant heritage

Next thing you'll be saying kids shouldn't drink dago red with their pasta...
... actually, if my relatives saw you doing that, they ask if you want some pastina and seat you at the fold up table

Speed
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:26:13 PM EDT
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OP,

You’re damn right.  Once waitress will learn Italian restaurants will be more pleasant places to dine.
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Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:27:52 PM EDT
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The sound of silverware scraping together makes me cringe.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:28:31 PM EDT
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Is the spoon an American thing? My Italian relatives say spoons are for children.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:29:55 PM EDT
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Huh? What in the...?

Spoons are for spaghettios.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:30:05 PM EDT
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Lol. People actually do that?

I used to chop it with my fork and then eat it.

Now, I twirl it and bite off after I get some in my mouth.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:30:15 PM EDT
[#14]
This thread sucks. I thought it was going to be about eating pussy.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:31:02 PM EDT
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Scrapping the fork against ones teeth is my only issue.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:31:13 PM EDT
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They eat their minestrone with a fork?
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:32:04 PM EDT
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Smell your finger before you commit to chow-chow.

Hah! I was able to use that twice within ten minutes.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:32:46 PM EDT
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You only need the spoon if you are uncoordinated.

Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:33:22 PM EDT
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do you just want other people to hate you like you hate yourself, do you also tuck your napkin into your collar
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Only pretentious, wanna-be Italians do that.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:34:43 PM EDT
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I just swirl right on the plate. Does 99% of the job that swirling it on a spoon does.

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Yup.

Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:40:10 PM EDT
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Gay,  and would earn you a wooden spoon to head  from my Sicilian grandma!
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That's the way to do it. The spoon is for adding sauce and cheese to your pasta and mixing it in.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:41:36 PM EDT
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No spoon in northern Italy that's for children and tourists
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Same. No spoon needed.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:43:00 PM EDT
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Eating spaghetti with a scissor
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Is this thread still about noodles?

Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:48:39 PM EDT
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Totally gay
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Slurp it up, like Lady and the Tramp!
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 4:50:57 PM EDT
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That’s how I picture most of GD to look and sound like.
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My Sicilian grandma taught me this was the proper way to eat spaghetti
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Are you under 6 years old?
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This dude is living in 3020.
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 5:04:36 PM EDT
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any pasta can be used for any sauce....why would you ever choose the long, stupid noodles?
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Unless you're a child or have a physical or mental impairment..... No
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How are you able to talk with both hands full?
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My Sicilian grandma taught me this was the proper way to eat spaghetti


EVERYTHING SOUTH OF ROME IS AFRICA !!!!!
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 5:18:43 PM EDT
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Yup.

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Yup.

Right.

Why do people have to over complicate simple things?
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Bossman.  
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Haha! Good one!
Link Posted: 9/7/2020 5:24:59 PM EDT
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I have never felt the need for a spoon while eating pasta.  
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Everything gets a thread in GD.
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No way, you break pasta in to smaller pieces before cooking.
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