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Posted: 2/14/2013 9:05:11 PM EDT

Do your pets like to include themselves in you and your wife/gf's sex life?

Of course Im not talking about the act itself just include themselves in the room, in the bed? We have 2 cats and they sleep with us. They of course want to get in bed with us while we are having sex....

It creeps me out kind of sometimes and I find myself rushing into the bedroom and shutting the door so they cant come in. Of course before we ever get warmed up they are at the door crying to let them in.

My wife she doesnt seem to mind it as much as I do.

The one cat likes to lay up near her head while we do the deed.

I used to have a dog that liked including herself as well.

Same issues in your home? Pets like to lay around and watch the action?

Poll imbound...

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:06:24 PM EDT

[#1]

.................

why would anyone like that

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:07:17 PM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:07:54 PM EDT

[#3]

IBTP

Dogs like to hang out and act like they are being punished while We make monkey noises. Dirty little fucking voyuers.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:35 PM EDT

[#4]

NO!

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:41 PM EDT

[#5]

So your saying you use to have your dog lick peanut butter off your asshole while your railing some chick?

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:08:48 PM EDT

[#6]

There's such a thing as too much togetherness.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:09:42 PM EDT

[#7]

COC # 69 - Beastiality.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:18 PM EDT

[#8]

We've had a cat or two hang out on the corner of the bed while we're getting it on. They will jump off when the shaking gets too rough for em.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:35 PM EDT

[#9]

I have to put the cat out when me and the GF get things going.

We have a cat and he is out cat but I am his favorite. He follows me around like a dog, comes when I call him, sleeps on my pillow etc.

But the weirdest thing, if me and the GF are getting frisky, or even just horsing around, and she either starts giggling or laughing, the cat will start biting me. Either in the foot, heel, back of my calf, one time he bit my butt. He acts like a dog protecting her, even though he is loyal to me.

Our cat is a nut, but that is one thing about him I don't understand.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:10:41 PM EDT

[#10]

I had a girlfriend that trained Doberman's. Two of them were always in her bedroom. I didn't mind.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:11:13 PM EDT

[#11]

My cat liked to chase the feet... He was banished.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:12:29 PM EDT

[#12]

ummmm, close the door??

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:13:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Uhhhh ...

whut ?

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:13:49 PM EDT

[#14]

i couldnt care less. my dog isnt big enough to jump on the bed so fuck it im not shy

if we make to the floor then hes got to go tho

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:14:57 PM EDT

[#15]

Sex life? On ARFcom?

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:15:22 PM EDT

[#16]

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:17:10 PM EDT

[#17]

I hope you know how fucked up your title sounds

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:18:49 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

ummmm, close the door??

I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:20:07 PM EDT

[#19]

Cats are well known to like watching the sexy time.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:20:29 PM EDT

[#20]

My chocolate lab humps his bed every time we are doing our thing.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:21:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

Cats are well known to like watching the sexy time.

That and their penchant to lay on computer keyboards.. ughhhhhhh

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:24:19 PM EDT

[#22]

Did you get an unintentional cold nose on the scrotum OP??? Throw them out once you realize your committed.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:26:35 PM EDT

[#23]

Next time just give your cat a facial. maybe he'll stop then.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:34:16 PM EDT

[#24]

My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:35:46 PM EDT

[#25]

Quoted:

My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.

Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:42:29 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:44:50 PM EDT

[#27]

This is a disturbing question.

I have fish.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:50:03 PM EDT

[#28]

The dogs will lie in their beds in the corner but don't seem to be interested in our fornication. They just like to follow us around, and end up taking naps while we're getting it on.

Honestly, it would seem weirder to make a big deal about closing the door. Why do I care if a canine sees my naked ass

Had an ex-GF with an attack kitten; that thing damn sure got locked out during bedroom activities

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:53:56 PM EDT

[#29]

Most bedrooms have doors on them.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:58:54 PM EDT

[#30]

So poop threads are absolutely, unequivocally prohibited but this... This is ok...

Alright then.

Posted: 2/14/2013 9:59:56 PM EDT

[#31]

LOL, one girlfriend and I would be "at it", and her dog would give us this perplexed look and just walk away.

Posted: 2/14/2013 10:00:09 PM EDT

[#32]

When I lived in Florida I was dating a young lady with a big ass cat that she had since she was very young. Well one night we are going at it and my feet were over the foot of the bed. That little satanic ball of fur latched his claws into my left foot at which point I tried to climb through the head board screaming. Well the GF thinks I am just really getting into it and wraps her legs around me to go for the ride. Once she came down and unwrapped her legs from me I had to bandage the foot up as I was bleeding all over her floor and bed

Posted: 2/14/2013 10:05:50 PM EDT

[#33]

The cat was cool about it, he'd just excuse himself and walk away when the bed started rockin'.
The two Lab bitches would sit with their heads resting on the edge of the bed and whimper like they wanted some too.
That eventually got real distracting so I'd usually put them out before commencing to fornicate.

Posted: 2/14/2013 10:24:57 PM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
This is a disturbing question.
I have fish.

I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.

First thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was this.....

http://www.mp3olimp.net/steve-martin-the-best-pussy-ever/

Posted: 2/14/2013 10:44:06 PM EDT

[#35]

Feel the warmth of a cold nose.

It ain't so fun when you're makin the beast with two backs and you feel it on your taint!

Posted: 2/14/2013 10:59:29 PM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ummmm, close the door??

I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...

Spray them in the face.

with a squirt bottle, you dirty bastards.

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:03:31 PM EDT

[#37]

My parrot moans like my GF when we're having sex. srsly.

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:32:08 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.

Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...

My old dog used to watch, then he would try to mimic the positions with a stuffed animal. Nothing is funnier than seeing a dog start off licking his bears crotch, skull fuck it, switch to a 69, then missionary and finish the whole thing off doggy style. Well until someone sees your dog do it and starts asking questions.

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:37:10 PM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
ummmm, close the door??

I try that but they stand outside the door and scratch and meow meow meow, until my wife folds... and lets them in then wants to resume.

Its like having kids...

Wait, are you saying you'd let your kids in and resume?

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:43:22 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Quoted:
My dog gets jealous of any attention payed to anyone but him.

Actually this probably the reason behind this phenomenon. Im guessin anyways...

My old dog used to watch, then he would try to mimic the positions with a stuffed animal. Nothing is funnier than seeing a dog start off licking his bears crotch, skull fuck it, switch to a 69, then missionary and finish the whole thing off doggy style. Well until someone sees your dog do it and starts asking questions.

Bird brain started moaning like my GF one time when we had her mom visiting. slightly embarrasing.

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:47:13 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Posted: 2/14/2013 11:52:38 PM EDT

[#42]

Dated a girl that had a chihuahua. Usually no big d. One time, the bastard came in and jumped on the bed and stuck his cold nose on my ass cheek.

I kicked him off the bed and put a sock over his head to keep him occupied while we finished up.

Posted: 2/15/2013 1:37:32 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

My parrot moans like my GF when we're having sex. srsly.

Okay, I admit, I lost it....

Posted: 2/15/2013 1:39:08 AM EDT

[#44]

This is more than we need to know.

Posted: 2/15/2013 2:25:56 AM EDT

[#45]

Animals are innocent and shouldn't be exposed to such filth.

Posted: 2/15/2013 2:48:38 AM EDT

[#46]

The cats like to sit in the floor and stare at us the whole time if we don't lock them up somewhere. I have friend that told me he had his girlfriend doggy-style one time and the cat jumped up on the bed and licked his sack.