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Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:47:13 PM EDT
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Some times.  It's used as an idea generator.


"Snow White And The Seven Horny Dwarfs" is kind of hard to pull off though.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:47:27 PM EDT
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* looks at hand... pauses *


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:47:41 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.




Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?







I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.



ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.
How long have you been married and how old is the kid?



Reason I ask, is many women don't "put out" much when they have a young child.  Its simple biology.  If a woman has a younger child, the hormones that drive sexual desire just aren't produced as much.  Its a biological adaptation.



A lot of guys think it stopped because they got married, and that isn't why.  The sex slowed down because of you had a kid not long after marriage, and the biology of child rearing kicked in...





 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:49:16 PM EDT
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I know you didn't but I would have been bombarded by pic requests by everyone else at the mere utterance of the word 'wife.' And the sexcapades have slowed down since having a baby, I don't think threesomes are gonna happen anymore but I'm not sad about it, I've done more than any other girl I married would've allowed and for that I am grateful. There are rules of course to making it work with no drama. Maybe I can get my wife back into it later, who knows, but I doubt it. She's not the promiscuous college student anymore.


Sounds like you're beating the odds. I used to be more fun myself, but now that I'm older, I just wouldn't want to risk a relationship with anything unnecessary. I guess the stakes just get higher.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:50:23 PM EDT
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Mine works behind the scenes in the industry so yes


Fancy way of saying she is a fluffer for the talent....  lucky bastard you!
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:51:24 PM EDT
[#6]
Yep. Good reference materials
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:52:13 PM EDT
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Mine works behind the scenes in the industry so yes




Fancy way of saying she is a fluffer for the talent....  lucky bastard you!


 I laughed....



 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 5:56:24 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


It doesnt stop at 'I do', she continues, 'I do....not give blow jobs or have sex all the time anymore'.   We as men are just thinking about hot sex on the honeymoon and we all know us men dont listen.  
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:02:47 PM EDT
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Hell my wife watches porn and gets herself off when I'm not around. And she likes girls. Win-win.


I'm high fiving my computer screen right now.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:06:45 PM EDT
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Hell my wife watches porn and gets herself off when I'm not around. And she likes girls. Win-win.


How old are you and how long have you been married?


22 yo and 3+ years.

And NOT posting pics!


I didn't ask for pics, silly. I hope it works out great for you.


I know you didn't but I would have been bombarded by pic requests by everyone else at the mere utterance of the word 'wife.' And the sexcapades have slowed down since having a baby, I don't think threesomes are gonna happen anymore but I'm not sad about it, I've done more than any other girl I married would've allowed and for that I am grateful. There are rules of course to making it work with no drama. Maybe I can get my wife back into it later, who knows, but I doubt it. She's not the promiscuous college student anymore.


I'm high fiving it again.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:09:27 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


That kind of unreasonableness didn't show itself before marriage? I understanding not wanting to have sex with your husband, but not forbidding porn while refusing sex. That just sounds like something that would have given off warnings.

I can't imagine being with a man just because he didn't want a change in lifestyle. That just sounds awful for both of you.


My ex-wife pulled the same crap.  She knew i liked porn before marriage and never said a word (very close friends for one year and dated a little over a year).  After we were married a couple months and the sex slowed down, it was a problem.  She no shit got pissed off once when she saw some porn titles in the media player on my laptop the week i got back form a deployment.  "Were you watching porn while you were in the desert"?  I laughed, I couldn't help it.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:09:37 PM EDT
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Do you watch porn with your significant other?


Do you mean watch the monitor while we are being filmed or what?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:12:18 PM EDT
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Some times.  It's used as an idea generator.


"Snow White And The Seven Horny Dwarfs" is kind of hard to pull off though.



Ass Blasters 10 might be an option then.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:14:32 PM EDT
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A few times over the years, I'm not too big on porn. We're thinking of making one though
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:14:42 PM EDT
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For the guys that are into 3somes, it's cool, but you be playing with fire-------
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:17:34 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


That kind of unreasonableness didn't show itself before marriage? I understanding not wanting to have sex with your husband, but not forbidding porn while refusing sex. That just sounds like something that would have given off warnings.

I can't imagine being with a man just because he didn't want a change in lifestyle. That just sounds awful for both of you.


My ex-wife pulled the same crap.  She knew i liked porn before marriage and never said a word (very close friends for one year and dated a little over a year).  After we were married a couple months and the sex slowed down, it was a problem.  She no shit got pissed off once when she saw some porn titles in the media player on my laptop the week i got back form a deployment.  "Were you watching porn while you were in the desert"?  I laughed, I couldn't help it.




Geez you people move fast. That's what you get marrying a stranger.

We dated 5 years and have been engaged 6


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:18:18 PM EDT
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My ex-wife pulled the same crap.  She knew i liked porn before marriage and never said a word (very close friends for one year and dated a little over a year).  After we were married a couple months and the sex slowed down, it was a problem.  She no shit got pissed off once when she saw some porn titles in the media player on my laptop the week i got back form a deployment.  "Were you watching porn while you were in the desert"?  I laughed, I couldn't help it.


IMHO, that's the only way to handle it. Some requests are just unreasonable and you have to stand up to them.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:20:33 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


It obviously didnt stop completely. Sounds like you two have some underlying issues going on here. It would be better if you both get marriage counseling before you do something stupid or she just up and tells you one day that she is done.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:25:19 PM EDT
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All the time!

She digs lesbian porn....
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:26:02 PM EDT
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I guess point of reference helps. If I ever watch porn it's to make fun of the horrible video/movie and to analyze it. You might get some ideas from something. That is always fun to do with someone. Not necessarily get off on porn. Besides, if you're hard and she's right there, who cares about the TV, that would soon be ignored in favor of the SO.

That's how it has and will work for me in the future. I hardly ever watch it but no one is going to tell me I can't if I do get the itch. That's just stupid. Just like saying I can't watch a certain movie or read a certain book. We won't be a couple after that.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:29:13 PM EDT
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First Post Nails Itself.



 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:31:27 PM EDT
[#22]
No.  SO is more of a hands on kind of girl.  
 
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:35:54 PM EDT
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She hates it so much that she is usually face down in a pillow while I'm watching it.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:39:51 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


who needs Nuvaring when you have a wedding ring.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:08 PM EDT
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Only 2 girls I've dated for any significant amount of time were into watching porn, whether together with me or by themselves.

My last GF showed me some videos that I never would have thought she'd be into.  A shocker to me, but surprises are always nice.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:40:54 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


I hope you smart single guys out there are paying attention.

I know you're not, but I can always hope.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:47:28 PM EDT
[#27]
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Mine works behind the scenes in the industry so yes


is your wife/so a "fluffer" ?

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:48:04 PM EDT
[#28]
No, just True Blood
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:50:00 PM EDT
[#29]
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.



when god gives you lemons... you find a new god.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:53:19 PM EDT
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Hell my wife watches porn and gets herself off when I'm not around. And she likes girls. Win-win.


How old are you and how long have you been married?


22 yo and 3+ years.

And NOT posting pics!


I need to create a fake acct and tell some stories. Cool shit can happen in life.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:55:26 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


If you can find Dr. Laura on radio or whatever you should be able to find a show with her beating down some woman for trying to call her to support her no Playboy magazine position.  Dr. Laura used to just beat them down, calling them lucky as hell for being in effect a miserable bitch for not appreciating her husband enough to have sex with him about any time he wants and then harping on him for looking through Playboy.
Try to find a podcast and play it over the air with one of those novelty listening devices.  You need something that plays the tape or CD and sends the signal to the radio.   They used to have devices that would do that in order for you to play CD on Sony Walkman type player and send it to your car radio to play over the speakers.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:55:48 PM EDT
[#32]


Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 6:57:51 PM EDT
[#33]
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Not that far but she wasn't happy.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:11:59 PM EDT
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She hates it so much that she is usually face down in a pillow while I'm watching it.



I guess that leaves you.... indifferent?
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:12:40 PM EDT
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My wife does
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:13:28 PM EDT
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Hell my wife watches porn and gets herself off when I'm not around. And she likes girls. Win-win.


How old are you and how long have you been married?


22 yo and 3+ years.

And NOT posting pics!


You know the saying- PICS or It didn't happen...
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:20:17 PM EDT
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Mine works behind the scenes in the industry so yes


is your wife/so a "fluffer" ?



vendor/distributor
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:20:28 PM EDT
[#38]
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* looks at hand... pauses *


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:22:21 PM EDT
[#39]
My current GF has hinted she wanted to watch some together. I doubt she will.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:22:44 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Not that far but she wasn't happy.


Wow, where do you guys find these women? Looking at porn does not equal cheating or infidelity.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:46:10 PM EDT
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Why would you marry someone like that? And are you just staying for the kids' sake or something?



I do love her. I love my kid and soon to have another in a couple of months. I love my life and house and cars and dogs. I would just like to have sex more than once a month. The porn keeps me content and from straying.

ETA: She wasn't like this when we were dating. As soon as she said "I do" the sex stopped.


I hope you smart single guys out there are paying attention.

I know you're not, but I can always hope.


I'm listening. Keep talking. 29.5 and haven't ever been married, been engaged, popped the question, or even had the thought.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:55:06 PM EDT
[#42]
Bump for the late crew
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 7:35:54 AM EDT
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Hell my wife watches porn and gets herself off when I'm not around. And she likes girls. Win-win.


How old are you and how long have you been married?


22 yo and 3+ years.

And NOT posting pics!


I didn't ask for pics, silly. I hope it works out great for you.


I know you didn't but I would have been bombarded by pic requests by everyone else at the mere utterance of the word 'wife.' And the sexcapades have slowed down since having a baby, I don't think threesomes are gonna happen anymore but I'm not sad about it, I've done more than any other girl I married would've allowed and for that I am grateful. There are rules of course to making it work with no drama. Maybe I can get my wife back into it later, who knows, but I doubt it. She's not the promiscuous college student anymore.


No drama? Turns out you're full of shit.

http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_5/1442492_My_wife_sold_my_guitars_so_I_destroyed_our_daughter_s_toys.html&page=1
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 7:51:59 AM EDT
[#44]
LOL.  

Yoda: but I have the hand

Mrs. Yoda: and you're gonna need it.

Link Posted: 2/17/2013 7:53:47 AM EDT
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Only 2 girls I've dated for any significant amount of time were into watching porn, whether together with me or by themselves.

My last GF showed me some videos that I never would have thought she'd be into.  A shocker to me, but surprises are always nice.


Did you say...
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 7:58:42 AM EDT
[#46]




Tell me about it. I don't even know what I just read.

ETA - oh well, he's banned. Sounds like a liar all around.
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 8:03:54 AM EDT
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Tell me about it. I don't even know what I just read. Other than he thinks he has a hot wife who he apparently hates and she hates him. Wow.


I think it was Suicide by Mod.  He regretted telling his secrets, or the SO told him his time here was over.  Either way, he is history here.



 
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 8:06:21 AM EDT
[#48]
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What if you watch porn because your wife won't put out, your wife finds out about you watching porn, and she threatens divorce over it? Yeah, welcome to my life.


Fire the first shot and find a hot 18 year old to bang afterwards...
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 8:07:14 AM EDT
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Tried to watch with the ex, she got weirded out over it.

Surprised me a bit, she didn't have any moral objection to it, just didn't enjoy watching other people going at it.
Link Posted: 2/17/2013 8:09:57 AM EDT
[#50]
Yes
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