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I know someone that pronounces things that end in "day" with a "dee" sound. As in Mondee, Tuesdee, etc.
Things like the word "Hornady". They pronounce "HornaDAY". Weirdest thing ever. I wonder if I should point it out to them. |
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I have a friend that is a pretty intelligent guy, doesn't really have problems speaking, but he'll always say "supposably" instead of "supposedly". Sure, supposably is a word, but it's not the one commonly used in the context.
One of the other ones is the name of a town. We have a town south of us named New Braunfels. He always says New BraunSfels. (with an extra S in there) |
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Mother in-law,
Warsh instead of wash. The wife got pissed at me when I asked my Mother-in-law to spell wash. Also, Warshington. On some of the real estate shows. Betroom instead of bedroom. |
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We also have a tarded new apprentice that says "dampner" instead of damper no matter how many times I correct him. I'm going to throttle him.
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I have never heard anyone in Maryland pronounces it Mary-land. Everyone uses Meryl-land. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Pra-gress instead of pro-gress. Meryl-land instead of Mary-land. Everyone uses Meryl-land. It's pronounced "Muhr-lunn," as in Ball-muhr, Muhr-lunn." We we lived in Canada the kids loved looking at our license plates and asking "Where is Mary Land?" |
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My father used to always get on me about 'didn't'.
He'd yell "it's DINT not didintidint.". Stupid Canadians. For years I thought I was mispronouncing redux as re-ducks thinking it was actually re-do as in some kind of French re-d'EAU absurdcity. Stupid French. |
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For some reason, and this seems to be in my town only, everyone pronounces masonry as masonary.
At the hardware store they even opened my account with it spelled that way....it's spelled correctly on both my truck and my credit application....I can't help but feel like it's the entire town just trying to screw with me. |
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February.
On the wash/warsh thing, that's not a simple mispronunciation. It's a regional dialect. |
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I tend to say pilla instead of pillow. I actually never realized it until I was talking to my chiropractor about shitty pillows. I noticed he was smiling on the verge of laughing and I said "okay what?" That was when he said "pilla?" I am making an effort to say pillow now.
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That's not yo plate, it's mines.
Sometimes you get to hear the even more annoying Ebonics plural, "mineses." |
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I know a woman who always says "supposably".
I brought it to her attention and she sai "I know, I know". Yet she continues to do it. |
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My mom is originally from Maryland and says "wooter" instead of water.
I know a girl who says "icening" and "valentimes day" Best is the one guy I know and his dad. They practically have there own language. He was sick with "the ammonia" one time. Awning = yawning, comforter = comfortable, bilco doors = Velcro doors and on and on |
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My old bands singer pronounces "leper" as "leaper". ....metallicas song Leaper Messiah
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I am well spoken in the English language but often like to murder it on purpose. Kind of in the Norm Crosby or Wierd Al Yankovich style. I pick my situations. My favorite is "Con noisier" rather than Connoisseur
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My wife apparently thinks the leader of our congregation is a field of grass.
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My boss.
Rottweiler is rockwaller. Height is heighth. Colorado is Codorado. Cincinnati is Cincinnata. Cousin is cousint. |
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One which grates harshly on the ear is "suit" of furniture, instead of suite (pronounced "sweet").
No, I don't wish to purchase a new bedroom 'suit'; I already own pajamas. |
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I know a guy who talks about meal money from work as "a stife-end".
I think he means stipend. |
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Sleep apathy instead of Sleep Apnea. A guy at work calls it that. Guy has no idea how fucking stupid that sounds.
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My SIL has her own hillbilly ghetto language. She will say something like "I fount this in the warsh. Don't axe me who put it there."
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I take for granite people’s poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking “for all intensive purposes” is supposably correct. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Supposably I take for granite people’s poor grammar. More pacifically, how there always thinking “for all intensive purposes” is supposably correct. That sentence had my inner grammar Nazi screaming.... |
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My wife: acrosst instead of across. She always calls our male cat "her and she"
At work we purchase Sony projectors and TV's along with Da-Lite screens. Our ethnic business office calles them Sunny's and delights. We always joke with them now that another order of "Sunny Delight" is coming their way. Coworker and friend always calls our mutual friends son Tyler while his name is Taylor. Another friend's name is Kurt. Same guy always calls him Kirk. Of course he's "Native American" from a tribe that is on the New Mexico/Mexico boarder, so I just call him Mexican or wetback. . But of course I know he's not Mexican. I've seen his Sheetrock work. it looks like shit. |
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Actually, there are two ways to pronounce nuclear; both are accepted as correct. ....... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Nucular instead of nuclear. Actually, there are two ways to pronounce nuclear; both are accepted as correct. ....... Not according to Merriam-Webster. |
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