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Link Posted: 3/12/2005 10:21:30 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/12/2005 10:23:35 PM EDT
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I learned that you can't bring fire on an airplane.




They banned Zippo's...............I'll drive from now on
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:24:16 PM EDT
[#3]
I learned "pie" has more than one definition.

I also learned "prolly" is a word.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:36:36 PM EDT
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I learned "pie" has more than one definition.

I also learned "prolly" is a word.



I had never heard the expression of 'pie' before ARFCOM.  I'm still a little hesitant to consider it an universal word.  I'm also considering taking it off any dinner menu available to clients!

Patty
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:37:19 PM EDT
[#5]
And if you have to choose between two items- "GET BOTH"
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:42:21 PM EDT
[#6]
www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=326726

This is what I have learned so far
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:42:48 PM EDT
[#7]

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And if you have to choose between two items- "GET BOTH"



You needed ARFCOM to teach you that?  Patty
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:53:32 PM EDT
[#8]

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www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=326726

This is what I have learned so far



So what exactly is the difference between an Asshat and an Assclown?  patty
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 11:53:41 PM EDT
[#9]
Nothing really stands out. I have picked up innumerable tidbits of information that have certainly assisted me though.

Everything from nuclear quantum astrodome physics to spray painting you AR in tigerland camo is on this site.

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:04:20 AM EDT
[#10]
That tinfoil is not just for hats: it can be a lifestyle too.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 5:55:45 AM EDT
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People like to post on the internet how many times a day they jack off.


Well me I would guess well just a ball park figure, 1 billion times a day




But not all at the same time, or else the Earth would be knocked off it's axis.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:02:49 AM EDT
[#12]
I learned that to truely safely destroy something, you must nuke it from orbit.

Also learned the important role space shuttle door gunners played in our history.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:20:59 AM EDT
[#13]
I learned about the danger of  weapons that have 'more thrusts per squeeze'.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:22:31 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:29:33 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:34:13 AM EDT
[#16]

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People like to post on the internet how many times a day they jack off.


Well me I would guess well just a ball park figure, 1 billion times a day




But not all at the same time, or else the Earth would be knocked off it's axis.



Or worse yet, your account locked on ARFCOM!  Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:35:08 AM EDT
[#17]

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I learned that to truely safely destroy something, you must nuke it from orbit.

Also learned the important role space shuttle door gunners played in our history.



What role does shuttle door gunners play in our history?  Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:43:51 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:53:27 AM EDT
[#19]

I've learned that people get very upset over some really stupid shit.



And that Clean_Cut has a gender identity issue.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 6:59:49 AM EDT
[#20]
I learned that apparently Chimps don't actually need to know karate
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:01:24 AM EDT
[#21]

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Grown men in Cali play with dolls action figures and post pics.



Tie between this and aquabumping for me
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:15:01 AM EDT
[#22]
I learned that no matter where you are from in this great country that it is acceptable to shove it in their P@@P@&S  and then P@&* PICS.  And that now that Arfcom ordained right has been taken away from us.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:24:23 AM EDT
[#23]
unsupported chambers
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 7:34:49 AM EDT
[#24]
I learned that I can make fire with a soada can and a candy bar.
Also that the fat guy at the gun show isn't actualy a seal.....Who Knew?????
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 8:42:15 AM EDT
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I learned that to truely safely destroy something, you must nuke it from orbit.

Also learned the important role space shuttle door gunners played in our history.



What role does shuttle door gunners play in our history?  Patty




Well glad you asked!  Without space shuttle door gunners putting their lives on the line for all of us, clearing the DZ's with their plasma cannons, Those of us few and proud HANO orbital jumpers might not have been able to complete our missions.  Most of our missions are highly classified and I can not speak about them, however one of our earlier missions has recently been declassified.  We were sent deep into enemy territory on the water filled Mon Calamari planet.  We were sent to rescue an escaped slave who had learned many important dark secrets about the empire.  Since joining our forces he has risen up through the ranks and has repayed us dearly for his rescue by helping to create the B wings which were instrumental in the destruction of a highly classified target.  This famous Admiral has proved most helpful in warning all of mankind of impending doom.

 here he is shown giving  his famous warning :



Without the space shuttle door gunners none of this could be possible!

Link Posted: 3/13/2005 9:33:36 AM EDT
[#26]
How totally insane women are. Don't get me wrong I knew they were crazy. But I never knew how completely insane they were until I found this site. Thanks ARFCOM
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 10:36:52 AM EDT
[#27]

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I learned how to ' Tazer ' a cat!  


that was funny!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 10:46:33 AM EDT
[#28]
To have a effictive plasma rifle it must be in the 40 watt range.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 10:55:23 AM EDT
[#29]

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What I leared in the thread "Range Report"

how many zipper heads are out there,,,,,
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 10:58:01 AM EDT
[#30]

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What I leared in the thread "Range Report"

how many zipper heads are out there,,,,,



What was the range report?  Does a Lady want to know?

Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:04:49 AM EDT
[#31]

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How totally insane women are. Don't get me wrong I knew they were crazy. But I never knew how completely insane they were until I found this site. Thanks ARFCOM



So.... are you saying that the women on ARFCOM have raised the bar so to speak in craziness or that our ARFCOM commards who have shared their personal albeit horrific experience has been the eye opener for you?

Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:07:50 AM EDT
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Grown men in Cali play with dolls action figures and post pics.



+1 on that one



That man knows about a little something called radar


Sgtar15



Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:19:48 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:24:59 AM EDT
[#34]
"Tannerite is your friend".  


I REALLY NEED to get some Tannerite, because my non-ARFCOM shooting friends (they're intimidated by this place-wonder why?) just DO NOT BELIEVE that the stuff is readily available on the internet.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 11:31:45 AM EDT
[#35]

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I've learned that the coordinated air/sea assault on the USS Liberty was merely a misunderstanding.
I've learned that the death cult mafia of Islam is really the Religion of Peace.
I've learned that Airsoft parts are just as good as Milspec.
I've learned that some liars are justified and correct.
I've learned that God loves you, unless you have any questions about anything that's been attributed to Him over the last 2000 years.
I've learned that irony is dead, but hypocrisy is not.




Be greatful, that takes some people a lifetime to learn!  Patty
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:21:04 PM EDT
[#36]
That people are just as interested in how often a monkey thows its own shit or what's new in the doll house photos as they are in shooting.  

However, if you ever, ever, ever, ask a firearms question that you need an answer on without saying you are a newbie, that you will get a verbal ass kicking.  
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:32:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:35:37 PM EDT
[#38]
Definition of donkey punch.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:35:37 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:
I've learned that the coordinated air/sea assault on the USS Liberty was merely a misunderstanding.
I've learned that the death cult mafia of Islam is really the Religion of Peace.
I've learned that Airsoft parts are just as good as Milspec.
I've learned that some liars are justified and correct.
I've learned that God loves you, unless you have any questions about anything that's been attributed to Him over the last 2000 years.
I've learned that irony is dead, but hypocrisy is not.



Well put.......
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:41:30 PM EDT
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poor grammer, it would appear.


It never fails that the guy who picks on someone's grammar has bad spelling!  



Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:45:35 PM EDT
[#41]
that adults make little forts out of ammo cans and hide behind them
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:46:25 PM EDT
[#42]
I learned how to make more room in my safe.  
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 12:57:39 PM EDT
[#43]
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:01:34 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I learned "pie" has more than one definition.

I also learned "prolly" is a word.



I had never heard the expression of 'pie' before ARFCOM.  I'm still a little hesitant to consider it an universal word.  I'm also considering taking it off any dinner menu available to clients!

Patty



Between this and the "Pee standing" post - I gotta ask, sheltered life Patty?

Don't mind me - every other day my wife tells me, "the things I learn from you."
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:01:56 PM EDT
[#45]

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I learned how to make more room in my safe.  




By building a fort out of Ammo cans to hide behind when the bad guys show up, right?
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:05:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Easy, How stupid most people are!
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:12:55 PM EDT
[#47]

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Easy, How stupid most people are!



Get rid off the mirrows.
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 1:52:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/13/2005 2:54:36 PM EDT
[#49]
Link Posted: 3/13/2005 2:55:23 PM EDT
[#50]

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So what was it?  What weird, bazaar, strange, crazy, wacky thing stands out in your mind the most?

For me it has to be "How women can pee standing up."

Patty




I learned that some men pee sitting down, I never knew that


That the internet is full of pussies who talk a mile of shit while hiding behind a monitor because they feel inferior on Arfcom which for the most part is made up of reaL MEN.
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