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Posted: 2/5/2006 8:59:08 PM EDT

[#1]

Somebody correct me if I'm wrong or just can't see shit, but regarding number 10 there, Ms. *AHEM* "Cynthia Smith" (AKA Rachel_F, AKA Clean_Cut), does the charge say "Explosives" or "Exposure" or what?!

Posted: 2/5/2006 8:59:26 PM EDT

[#2]

#4, and a rageing case of the clap. Or HERPES HERPES HERPES

HERPES

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:01:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Number one by far, but can anybody make out what the hell shes charged with?

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:02:15 PM EDT

[#4]

Maybe #1, but I better be drunk..

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:04:19 PM EDT

[#5]

1, 3, and 8

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:04:31 PM EDT

[#6]

"That's a man, baby!"

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:04:52 PM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:
Number one by far, but can anybody make out what the hell shes charged with?

O.k., that answers my question too: it's "Exposure of Sex Organs".

ETA: Not "Explosives and Sex Organs", which is most unfortunate.

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:08:35 PM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I woudln't touch a stripper with a 10-foot pole covered in condoms, but from a physical perspective, if #1 didn't have those piercings, she'd be pretty cute.

What he said......except I WOULD touch a stripper with a 10' pole

But I'd be in a Haz-mat suit while holding the pole.

WIZZO

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:12:10 PM EDT

[#9]

1, 4, and 8. #1 would be my first choice though.

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:13:46 PM EDT

[#10]

#1 and #2 are doable

#3 looks like she definately is full of piss and vinegar. Nice use of the bird and nice stretchmarks. Wonder who is watching the baby?

#6 has those "come hither" bedroom eyes.

#9 OMFG

#10 Trying to hide his adams apple from the camera

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:13:50 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Quoted:
Number one by far, but can anybody make out what the hell shes charged with?

O.k., that answers my question too: it's "Exposure of Sex Organs".

ETA: Not "Explosives and Sex Organs", which is most unfortunate.

OH "EXPOSURE" is what #10 is also?

Posted: 2/5/2006 9:18:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

OH "EXPOSURE" is what #10 is also?

Yup. Apparently "she" showed "her" wee-wee.

I was wondering how they found a cross dressing stripper who was hoarding C4.

Posted: 2/5/2006 11:06:19 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
I'll take number 6.

She's my kinda gal.

Dunno why, but every woman I have sex with ends up crying and looking like that.

Proabaly the over spray from the mace.

Posted: 2/5/2006 11:10:08 PM EDT

[#14]

#1 an't bad and good to see there are still some hookers that look "some what" lady like!

Posted: 2/5/2006 11:15:48 PM EDT

[#15]

number 5 for the win

Posted: 2/5/2006 11:17:06 PM EDT

[#16]

I pick 1, then 3+8 but only at the same time. Then 1 again. Repeat

Posted: 2/5/2006 11:41:00 PM EDT

[#17]

1-5, the rest would require alchohol, lots of it. # 6 reminds my of a song from Bloodhound Gang......

Posted: 2/6/2006 12:35:03 AM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
1-5, the rest would require alchohol, lots of it. # 6 reminds my of a song from Bloodhound Gang......

You mean the one with instructions on how to improve a lapdance??

Posted: 2/6/2006 12:37:53 AM EDT

[#19]

Quoted:
I woudln't touch a stripper with a 10-foot pole covered in condoms, but from a physical perspective, if #1 didn't have those piercings, she'd be pretty cute.

Agreed.

A +1 for #1.

Posted: 2/6/2006 1:14:40 AM EDT

[#20]

At least the cops were decent enough to indicate which bars they came from. That way we can track down who we like or places to avoid.

Posted: 2/6/2006 1:16:34 AM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
I woudln't touch a stripper with a 10-foot pole covered in condoms, but from a physical perspective, if #1 didn't have those piercings, she'd be pretty cute.

I think this is the professor's subtle way of bragging about the enormity of his johnson.

Posted: 2/6/2006 1:42:48 AM EDT

[#22]

Number 3.

I'd pay $5.00 American money for a night with that babe.

Posted: 2/6/2006 1:49:00 AM EDT

[#23]

+10 on NONE of the ABOVE

Posted: 2/6/2006 1:51:03 AM EDT

[#24]

9 and 10 look like dudes, and 10 looks like Dee Snyder (sp?) of Twisted Sister.

Posted: 2/6/2006 3:03:50 AM EDT

[#25]

Tag this looks fun.

Posted: 2/6/2006 4:15:07 AM EDT

[#26]

None of them do a thing for me. RUN. Yech.

Posted: 2/6/2006 4:22:49 AM EDT

[#27]

1, 2, and maybe 3 in that order

cops am stupid apparently

Posted: 2/6/2006 4:28:37 AM EDT

[#28]

Not if they were the last ~~women~~ skanks on earth.

Posted: 2/6/2006 4:36:45 AM EDT

[#29]

I have a friend who was dancing, putting herself through college. She got picked up for prostitution because she picked up a bill with her cleavage.

As far as uglification of the pics, I look like refried hell under a fluorescent light. I'm sure lots of other people do, too.

Cheers,

kk7sm

Posted: 2/6/2006 4:57:51 AM EDT

[#30]

#2

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:03:58 AM EDT

[#31]

LOL... that is great

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:04:38 AM EDT

[#32]

I take it these are all victims of the puritanical Florida laws.

Free the Florida-10!!!! At least the first couple of ones.

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:17:26 AM EDT

[#33]

Turn on the damn black light!

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:18:15 AM EDT

[#34]

Not a chance I'd visit that skankland.

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:19:06 AM EDT

[#35]

if it was the desert island scenario, prolly 1 and maybe 3. If I was severely drunk and still single...

prolly1 and maybe 3

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:26:25 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
Quoted:
what is "prostiton"?

isn't supposed to be prostitution?

the cops need some grammar nazis.

#10 is a man, baby.

Yeah,so is 9! How did you miss that?

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:35:22 AM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:
1-5, the rest would require alchohol, lots of it. # 6 reminds my of a song from Bloodhound Gang......

That's just so wrong, man.....

Can't quite make out what she's charged with. FTA=Failure To Appear <?> but the other?

#3 looks like she might be fun, attitude wise.

#5.......

psycho, lock up the sharp objects.

#9 & 10

OMFG!!!!! How drunk & desperate do you have to be?

The rest?

or

I knew there was a reason I avoid strip clubs.

Posted: 2/6/2006 5:57:11 AM EDT

[#38]

Ne "evil eye" this time around.

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:07:16 AM EDT

[#39]

#1 must have just recently got hooked on dope since she is still quite pretty, for a ho, anyway.

GR

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:08:19 AM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:
number 5 for the win

Look a bit closer at little "miss" Asian chick, guys. 10 bucks and and a can of Easy Cheeze says "she" 's a MAN.....or was at some point in the past.

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:09:55 AM EDT

[#41]

"Will dance for meth"

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:11:09 AM EDT

[#42]

"But tomorrows a school day!"

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:18:23 AM EDT

[#43]

"they forgot to look in my purse."

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:20:25 AM EDT

[#44]

"Ow! I told that dyke bitch i didnt have nothing hidden in there."

Posted: 2/6/2006 6:21:15 AM EDT

[#45]

'Beer goggles' effect explained

Alcohol is not the only factor in the beer goggles formula
Scientists believe they have worked out a formula to calculate how "beer goggles" affect a drinker's vision.
The drink-fuelled phenomenon is said to transform supposedly "ugly" people into beauties - until the morning after.

Researchers at Manchester University say while beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder, the amount of alcohol consumed is not the only factor.

Additional factors include the level of light in the pub or club, the drinker's own eyesight and the room's smokiness.

The distance between two people is also a factor.

KEY TO FORMULA

An = number of units of alcohol consumed
S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)

They all add up to make the aesthetically-challenged more attractive, according to the formula.

The formula can work out a final score, ranging from less than one - where there is no beer goggle effect - to more than 100.

Nathan Efron, Professor of Clinical Optometry at the University of Manchester, said: "The beer goggles effect isn't solely dependent on how much alcohol a person consumes, there are other influencing factors at play too.

"For example, someone with normal vision, who has consumed five pints of beer and views a person 1.5 metres away in a fairly smoky and poorly lit room, will score 55, which means they would suffer from a moderate beer goggle effect."

The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

A poll showed that 68% of people had regretted giving their phone number to someone to whom they later realised they were not attracted.

A formula rating of less than one means no effect. Between one and 50 the person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive".

Non-appealing people become suddenly attractive between 51 and 100. At more than 100, someone not considered attractive looks like a super model.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4468884.stm