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8/1/2025 8:56:37 PM EDT
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I signed up as noob class.

Is there a point in process where you are assigned a time? I can’t be there all 3 days, but I can be there to run whichever day and then bounce. I can be there the last day since it’s a weekend.
8/1/2025 9:04:15 PM EDT
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There aren't assigned slots, but there are limited night slots

Basically show up ready to throw your gear on and go.

Last TxCola was my first, and I pulled in juuuuuuust a few minutes late to do the last run of the day. So I was the first runner the next morning
8/1/2025 9:44:15 PM EDT
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I signed up as noob class.

Is there a point in process where you are assigned a time? I can’t be there all 3 days, but I can be there to run whichever day and then bounce. I can be there the last day since it’s a weekend.
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In and out is lame for Cola. Come for the run, stay for the comradery.
8/1/2025 9:56:43 PM EDT
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100% IN
8/1/2025 9:57:52 PM EDT
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I signed up as noob class.

Is there a point in process where you are assigned a time? I can’t be there all 3 days, but I can be there to run whichever day and then bounce. I can be there the last day since it’s a weekend.
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There’s no noob class. Everyone runs against everyone.

There’s just reserved sign up slots for noobs to get new peeps a chance to cola war. We must perpetuate the “not a cult.”    

When you show up you grab your shit, put your name on the run board, and be ready to run.
8/1/2025 10:01:56 PM EDT
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8/1/2025 10:03:32 PM EDT
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Lol see you in 15 years
8/1/2025 10:11:20 PM EDT
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Weird double
8/1/2025 10:12:00 PM EDT
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Lol see you in 15 years
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Lol see you in 15 years


Is that when your laser will be zerod? Lol
8/1/2025 10:14:50 PM EDT
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Lol see you in 15 years
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I'm not gonna be *that* slow
8/1/2025 10:14:50 PM EDT
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Is that when your laser will be zerod? Lol

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Lol see you in 15 years


Is that when your laser will be zerod? Lol


8/1/2025 10:19:00 PM EDT
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Is that when your laser will be zerod? Lol


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Dammit don't make me break out my excuses book.
8/1/2025 10:21:46 PM EDT
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Run list updated, except for all the damn +1s. I'll get that in a few minutes.
8/1/2025 10:24:47 PM EDT
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Ideally it's pouring rain, and you're stiff from a long drive to get there
8/1/2025 10:27:28 PM EDT
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I would like to attend but due to work requirements (Army at Hood), I might have go TDY during those dates (NTC). I hope not.
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I'll put you down, if you have to bounce to NTC and can't make it just give us a heads up and we will drop you.
8/1/2025 10:35:23 PM EDT
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Unfortunately, I'm a poor. No nvg's.
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you should stop being poor?
8/1/2025 10:35:37 PM EDT
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In for Noob - Combat if there is still room.

Finally at a place where I can get the time off needed
8/1/2025 10:36:39 PM EDT
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I'm not gonna be *that* slow
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stop being fat
8/1/2025 10:37:58 PM EDT
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In for Noob - Combat if there is still room.

Finally at a place where I can get the time off needed
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n00b is not a class, its just your first run. Youll figure it out, or you wont...

it gets worse before it gets worse
8/1/2025 10:40:26 PM EDT
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I need to clarify a couple of things even though I know no one will read this.


No steel cased ammo, M855 etc. If it a magnet sticks to it, leave it at home.

If you are a noob from Texas, put it in your post.

While we appreciate the offers for help with the event, this is not a spectator sport. If you are not on the run list you will not be allowed to stay on site



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More stuff no one will read.

Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allowsnot allowed. Do better the first time. Staff chat came to a consensus on this, final ruling.

Music in the barn is controlled by the landowner, don't ask for the remote, don't use the remote unless specifically handed to you by the landowner.

I will find out about dogs on-site once we get closer. Magnus is getting old and slightly grumpy.

Quality of food for the event will depend on donations. Ask anyone who was here last year and they will agree it was pretty damn good but it wasn't free. So please donate.
8/1/2025 10:41:07 PM EDT
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Had a blast last time. Please put me on standby for a night run.

I may have to back out if my kid's Boy Scout campout is that weekend. Hopefully not!
8/1/2025 10:43:19 PM EDT
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START being fat
8/1/2025 10:44:31 PM EDT
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More stuff no one will read.

Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allows. Do better the first time.

Music in the barn is controlled by the landowner, don't ask for the remote, don't use the remote unless specifically handed to you by the landowner.

I will find out about dogs on-site once we get closer. Magnus is getting old and slightly grumpy.

Quality of food for the event will depend on donations. Ask anyone who was here last year and they will agree it was pretty damn good but it wasn't free. So please donate.
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Wolfy plays good music so don't even bother wanting to change it
8/1/2025 10:47:54 PM EDT
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Texas Noob means you're from Texas and you've never run a cola warrior anywhere before.

He's reserving spots for the "speshul" texas kids.
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Put me down for texas noob.
Whatever that means. I have little understanding of this nonsense, but I'm down. Just stopped drinking caffeine too.

Texas Noob means you're from Texas and you've never run a cola warrior anywhere before.

He's reserving spots for the "speshul" texas kids.


Shit, I'm going to have to get the big box of crayons for you two to share...



8/1/2025 10:58:26 PM EDT
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Wolfy plays good music so don't even bother wanting to change it
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More stuff no one will read.

Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allows. Do better the first time.

Music in the barn is controlled by the landowner, don't ask for the remote, don't use the remote unless specifically handed to you by the landowner.

I will find out about dogs on-site once we get closer. Magnus is getting old and slightly grumpy.

Quality of food for the event will depend on donations. Ask anyone who was here last year and they will agree it was pretty damn good but it wasn't free. So please donate.


Wolfy plays good music so don't even bother wanting to change it

Agreed!
8/1/2025 11:01:12 PM EDT
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I need to clarify a couple of things even though I know no one will read this.


No steel cased ammo, M855 etc. If it a magnet sticks to it, leave it at home.

If you are a noob from Texas, put it in your post.

While we appreciate the offers for help with the event, this is not a spectator sport. If you are not on the run list you will not be allowed to stay on site



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Good thing tungsten-core AP doesn't stick to a magnet.




jkjk
8/1/2025 11:01:52 PM EDT
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People have showed up, run, and left a few minutes after running due to them having other commitments.

You're missing out on a big part of Cola Warrior if you don't hang out though.

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Final question: do you have to be there all 3 days? Or can you attend on the day of your run?

People have showed up, run, and left a few minutes after running due to them having other commitments.

You're missing out on a big part of Cola Warrior if you don't hang out though.



The people and the night events are a huge part of why I go.
8/1/2025 11:02:20 PM EDT
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More stuff no one will read.

Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allowsnot allowed. Do better the first time. Staff chat came to a consensus on this, final ruling.

Music in the barn is controlled by the landowner, don't ask for the remote, don't use the remote unless specifically handed to you by the landowner.

I will find out about dogs on-site once we get closer. Magnus is getting old and slightly grumpy.

Quality of food for the event will depend on donations. Ask anyone who was here last year and they will agree it was pretty damn good but it wasn't free. So please donate.
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I need to clarify a couple of things even though I know no one will read this.


No steel cased ammo, M855 etc. If it a magnet sticks to it, leave it at home.

If you are a noob from Texas, put it in your post.

While we appreciate the offers for help with the event, this is not a spectator sport. If you are not on the run list you will not be allowed to stay on site





More stuff no one will read.

Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allowsnot allowed. Do better the first time. Staff chat came to a consensus on this, final ruling.

Music in the barn is controlled by the landowner, don't ask for the remote, don't use the remote unless specifically handed to you by the landowner.

I will find out about dogs on-site once we get closer. Magnus is getting old and slightly grumpy.

Quality of food for the event will depend on donations. Ask anyone who was here last year and they will agree it was pretty damn good but it wasn't free. So please donate.



Solid rules set.

Everyone, be sure to thank our gracious host and take care of his land. It takes a special human to let strangers from the internet come and shoot and puke on his beautiful property.

Much respect for Wolfy


8/1/2025 11:12:09 PM EDT
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The people and the night events are a huge part of why I go.
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Come for the penalties, stay for the campfire

8/1/2025 11:22:19 PM EDT
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Put me in for newb combat
8/1/2025 11:23:01 PM EDT
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Shit, I'm going to have to get the big box of crayons for you two to share...



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Put me down for texas noob.
Whatever that means. I have little understanding of this nonsense, but I'm down. Just stopped drinking caffeine too.

Texas Noob means you're from Texas and you've never run a cola warrior anywhere before.

He's reserving spots for the "speshul" texas kids.


Shit, I'm going to have to get the big box of crayons for you two to share...




8/1/2025 11:23:15 PM EDT
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Solid rules set.

Everyone, be sure to thank our gracious host and take care of his land. It takes a special human to let strangers from the internet come and shoot and puke on his beautiful property.

Much respect for Wolfy


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This right here
8/2/2025 12:20:34 AM EDT
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Re-runs will only be allowed once everyone on the run list is done, if time allowsnot allowed. Do better the first time. Staff chat came to a consensus on this, final ruling.


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Yes.
8/2/2025 12:45:53 AM EDT
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Solid rules set.

Everyone, be sure to thank our gracious host and take care of his land. It takes a special human to let strangers from the internet come and shoot and puke on his beautiful property.

Much respect for Wolfy


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And speaking of taking care of Wolfy’s land, please hang around after the event and help pick up brass and take down whatever structure is built by retards.
8/2/2025 1:34:05 AM EDT
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I’m in. First run was last year as a newb plus one. Definitely ready to give it another go.
8/2/2025 1:36:30 AM EDT
[#36]
In for day run**
8/2/2025 8:00:31 AM EDT
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ITS HAPENING.

I'm bringing a sacrifice/+1

Looking forward to seeing those old and new, not you @brasscrossedrifles .

This is not a spectator sport, so there will be no "I'm coming to watch", get fucked. Your wife/kids can come watch you suffer, but are also encouraged to run.

For those that know me coming from the east or really wherever, my home will be open for a pool party/bbq saturday after the event. I'm about 2 hours SE of event in 77429. Take a dip, eat some food, then gtfo sunday and go home. Noobs welcome on a don't be a douche basis.

Let's have a nice fun weekend.

John you game to cook breakfast again?

@fortydelta is in for night combat, cuz fuck em.
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8/2/2025 9:35:06 AM EDT
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ShotThePondSteve in for a combat run

My +1 AcrobaticNinjaMonkey - noob
8/2/2025 11:33:57 AM EDT
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8/2/2025 1:45:50 PM EDT
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And speaking of taking care of Wolfy’s land, please hang around after the event and help pick up brass and take down whatever structure is built by retards.
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Solid rules set.

Everyone, be sure to thank our gracious host and take care of his land. It takes a special human to let strangers from the internet come and shoot and puke on his beautiful property.

Much respect for Wolfy




And speaking of taking care of Wolfy’s land, please hang around after the event and help pick up brass and take down whatever structure is built by retards.


Sir, we are professional retards.








But yes, any help will be appreciated in cleaning the place up afterwards.
8/2/2025 2:38:37 PM EDT
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I don't see a single wrap of duct tape or twist of bailing wire. That's the work of amateur retards!
8/2/2025 3:41:48 PM EDT
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Please count me in.
8/2/2025 3:44:10 PM EDT
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Newb spot .5 @Pretzel89 needs to be updated to Combat/ Pirate
8/2/2025 4:23:55 PM EDT
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Ideally it's pouring rain, and you're stiff from a long drive to get there
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Make sure to eat gas station wings or sushi on the way in. Makes everything more palatable.
8/2/2025 4:28:47 PM EDT
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Make sure to eat gas station wings or sushi on the way in. Makes everything more palatable.
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A gas station brat was in my gut, and I couldn't puke after my first chug.  

Puking > not puking after the chug
8/2/2025 4:34:44 PM EDT
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[Newspaper Cat]I should sponsor a 3d printer as a prize for the gun that fails most spectacularly.[/Newspaper Cat]
8/2/2025 5:03:57 PM EDT
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I don't see a single wrap of duct tape or twist of bailing wire. That's the work of amateur retards!
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I don't see a single wrap of duct tape or twist of bailing wire. That's the work of amateur retards!


Those pics are from staff weekend.

We ended up using a bunch of feed sacks filled with sand to anchor the scaffolding to keep it from shifting with a bunch of peeps running up and down.
8/2/2025 5:08:19 PM EDT
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Does he have a peg leg and eye patch or is he one of those other "pirates"???
8/2/2025 5:31:51 PM EDT
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Gas station pizza makes for a great prerun double spew, or so I’ve been told…
8/2/2025 5:36:06 PM EDT
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November?

Are there even going to be mosquitoes in November?  That sounds... way too fucking nice to be a cola warrior event.

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