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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:34:24 AM EDT
[#1]
Damn, you beat me to it! ETA: 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:35:03 AM EDT
[#2]
Tombstone:
You tell him I'm comin'...and Hell's comin' with me, you hear? Hell's Comin' With Me!!! I'm your huckleberry!! You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed? |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:39:06 AM EDT
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"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"
"Seriously, do you like service yourself ten times a day?" "Are you serious? I just told you." "Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass. " "Are you always this forward? Only with wet, married women." "Why don't we go lay on the bed and I'll fill you in?" eta: "Write that down" "I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows." "I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake!" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:40:27 AM EDT
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I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:45:12 AM EDT
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Classic...
"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp_K8prLfso |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 10:56:04 AM EDT
[#6]
Awesome movie. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 11:09:42 AM EDT
[#7]
Nobody has said:
"Say Hello To My Little Friend". Can't believe that hasn't been put in here until now. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 11:13:00 AM EDT
[#8]
GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT...GIVE ME ALL YOU GOT!! Don't wast my MOTHER F#@king time  He is so good in Heat. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:19:34 PM EDT
[#9]
"I may be a bastard but I'm not a f*cking bastard."
Dusk til Dawn |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:26:52 PM EDT
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"Why don't you try to dig a little deeper and find a bigger set of balls, because you're going to need them before we're through"- Lucy McClane; Live Free or Die Hard
I got a kick out of that one. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:33:21 PM EDT
[#11]
"He said the sheriff is near!" -Blazing Saddles
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:42:22 PM EDT
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"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. " - Jackie Brown
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:43:08 PM EDT
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If the milk turns out to be sour....I anit the kinda pussy to drink it...Know what I mean?
Allo, you must be JD's son...And you must be Harry...sorry! didnt know your father...Carry on like that and you might just meet him 
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:50:21 PM EDT
[#14]
"Tough break for Hand-job. He was all set to get shipped out on a medical..."
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Posted: 2/12/2008 1:56:42 PM EDT
[#15]
"Good bad, I am the guy with the gun " Army of Darkness "C'mon! We're all going to die, die standing up!" Red Dawn |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:09:24 PM EDT
[#16]
"Maybe I'm not such a high-class piece of property right now. And a 25% slice of something big is better than a 100% slice of nothing."
Paul Newman - "The Hustler" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:23:46 PM EDT
[#17]
The thing is Bob, its not that Im lazy. Its that I just dont care.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:29:20 PM EDT
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"That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth"
"If you take advantage of her, you'll go to to a special level of hell, reserved for child molesters and people who talk at the theater" "As sure as I know anything, I know this. I aim to misbehave." "Like my daddy always said, if you can't do something smart, do something right." Damn do I love Firefly. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:32:44 PM EDT
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"People on ludes should not drive." Fast times at Ridgemont High
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:35:44 PM EDT
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"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." "Are you sure you're ready for this? I'll do my best. Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. [cocks his gun] Carla was the prom queen." "Charlie don't surf!" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:42:59 PM EDT
[#21]
"Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head! "
-Way of the Gun |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:51:37 PM EDT
[#22]
I hate Illinois Nazis.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:54:16 PM EDT
[#23]
Tombstone
Hell, you can't hit anything. You are so drunk you are seeing double. Doc Holliday's reply: "Well, that's why I have two guns, one for each of ya! Unforgiven You just shot an unarmed man. Well, he should have armed himself. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:56:18 PM EDT
[#24]
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
CROM! I WIN! |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:58:14 PM EDT
[#25]
 And now for something completely different. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 2:59:21 PM EDT
[#26]
For all the Army of Darkness quotes in here, I'm shocked I haven't yet seen:
"This, is my BOOMSTICK!!" _MaH |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:00:25 PM EDT
[#27]
"Ivan, did you see the sunrise?"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:04:34 PM EDT
[#28]
Damn! I went through all four pages looking for this one as I was going to post it. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:28:14 PM EDT
[#29]
Ok, I had to check to make sure nobody used these ones yet....
Damn, thats a surprise....  Yeah, but it's a dry heat! I like to keep this handy (chick-chick) for close encounters.  This is the 44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and it'll blow your head clean off. Now you just gotta ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well do ya? PUNK!! She wanted a little one... because hers was as big as a house.  Ya'll a bunch of slack jawed faggots round here.... Strap this on your sore ass blain! |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:34:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Anything from Office Space, Blazing Saddles, Zoolander, Fletch, Sgt. Bilko, Mallrats, and Planes, Trains & Automobiles. Oh, and Happy Gilmore.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:38:30 PM EDT
[#31]
"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" - Outlaw Josey Wales
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:39:20 PM EDT
[#32]
"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word's Poontang"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:40:46 PM EDT
[#33]
Charley Waite, "Open Range". One of my favorite Westerns. Another Favorite Western-
Silverado |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:42:04 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:47:30 PM EDT
[#35]
Awesome!! That reminds me.... Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress, I think you been cheated!!
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:49:30 PM EDT
[#36]
"GET OFF MY PLANE!!!" ~ President James Marshall (Harrison Ford)
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:50:45 PM EDT
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"Ward, you were pretty tough on the Beaver last night"
Dirtiest thing said in black and white on 1960's TV "My advice to you, drink heavily"
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Posted: 2/12/2008 3:52:24 PM EDT
[#38]
Well he reminds me of.....me. Now I really hate him - Doc Holliday
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Posted: 2/12/2008 4:01:37 PM EDT
[#39]
Can anyone find a link to the Mackey/Kavanaugh dialogue when Mackey says Kavanaughs wife's pussy tastes like sweet butter? That has to be the best TV 1-liner ever.
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Posted: 2/12/2008 4:05:31 PM EDT
[#40]
"Groovy."
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Posted: 2/12/2008 4:18:56 PM EDT
[#41]
"I'll be in my bunk."
Kharn |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 4:23:28 PM EDT
[#42]
"I was in the pool!"
George Castanza on Seinfeld, in the infamous "shrinkage" episode |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:17:08 PM EDT
[#43]
They've gone to plaid. SpaceballsThis is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode. Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? Serenity Are you crazy... Is that your problem? Big Trouble In Little China I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is. The Thing Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches. Outlaw josey Wales |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:18:31 PM EDT
[#44]
Whats the point of having an internet connection if you're not going to look at weird pictures of fucked up sex that you'll never have yourself? - Randall Graves from Clerks II
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:29:30 PM EDT
[#45]
Old sckool Ahnold movies!
"Stick Around" "Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired" "Run to the choppah!" "remember when I said I'd kill you last?.....I lied" |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:39:06 PM EDT
[#46]
Jayne Cobb: Shiny. Let's be bad guys.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something right." Zoë: We're robbing the place, we're not occupying it. Jayne Cobb: She is startin' to damage my calm. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Ah Hell... I'm a fan of all seven. But right now... I'm gonna have to go with wrath. Jayne Cobb: Ain't logical. Cuttin' on his own face, rapin' and murdering - Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid. But these Reavers... last ten years they show up like the bogeyman from stories. Eating people alive? Where's that get fun? Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: I aim to misbehave. |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:40:11 PM EDT
[#47]
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called, and they're out of you!
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:51:02 PM EDT
[#48]
Never give up nver surrender
I reckon so You get them holes a leaken Im goin to whup with a knotted plow line |
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:57:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/12/2008 5:58:32 PM EDT
[#50]
"This town needs an enema!" Jack Nicolson from the first Batman.
"Comin' on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt me nethers 'cept for that wich runs on batteries." Kaley from Serenity. |
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