All I can say is that I am one very 1/6th lucky Mofo. Everytime I blow 2 bucks, I get one number. All the others are in the general vicinity of the winners, but not quite. I have had 3 numbers once. $35 bucks. Technically, I have profited from playing the lottery. Too bad they invented that crap in TN just as I was about to graduate college. They even reduced the hour/minor requirments. Too bad I got NONE of that! So I was fortunate enough to have to pay more to go to college more for the same degree. My butt hurts.

LOTTO is a scam and people who play it must have done very bad in math, now excuse me I have to go check my numbers

hey I won 2 bucks on the lotto

Quoted: It's not a scam.  They tell you up front your odds of winning are about as good as getting struck by lightning...4 FREEKING TIMES!!!  people just don't get how unlikely 1:172,000,000 is.  Now your probably asking yourself, how do I know the odds?  well, I looked on the back of my ticket.

Yeah, but I'd be willing to get struck by lightning 4 times for a couple million dollars...


Um... or something like that.

Quoted: Lotteries are GREAT. They are voluntary taxes on stupid people. SG

I bet you wouldn't say that if you had won one...

Oh, whoops, that's logic. Forgot, you don't like that.

Quoted: Gambling is for losers.

And church bingo? Gambling, friend.

Guess Christians are losers too, by your own logic.