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Posted: 11/7/2022 6:07:43 PM EDT
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Is this the one where he does something...unfortunate... with that jar?
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Quoted: Quoted: Is this the one where he does something...unfortunate... with that jar? Ok, I'll say it as gently as I can. The dude decides to take the jar for a test drive by squatting down on it. Think "painal". Then the jar breaks inside and blood is streaming out while he retrieves large pieces of glass. Gives me a boner just thinking about it--NOT!!!! |
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Well shit. I guess I haven't seen everything on the internet then.
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Something, something, a girl in a tub, something, something...
That was my welcome to the internet moment. |
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and the one with the guy who nailed his ballsack to the floor
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I DO NOT want to see that but at the same time I do not understand the physics at all.
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i don't know what's worse, that one or watching the lady put another woman's foot in her ass and see it through her belly
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Quoted: i don't know what's worse, that one or watching the lady put another woman's foot in her ass and see it through her belly View Quote You saying you cant enjoy seeing the foot through the belly cause the chick aint thick enough with gut lard and her guts are to thin? Come on man... you take her to Golden Coral, stay a few hours than your golden... like the buffet sort of as she blimps out to a fine 400lbs ? |
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Quoted: You saying you cant enjoy seeing the foot through the belly cause the chick aint thick enough with gut lard and her guts are to thin? Come on man... you take her to Golden Coral, stay a few hours than your golden... like the buffet sort of as she blimps out to a fine 400lbs ? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: i don't know what's worse, that one or watching the lady put another woman's foot in her ass and see it through her belly You saying you cant enjoy seeing the foot through the belly cause the chick aint thick enough with gut lard and her guts are to thin? Come on man... you take her to Golden Coral, stay a few hours than your golden... like the buffet sort of as she blimps out to a fine 400lbs ? lmao no man, a whole foot in her ass |
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Quoted: lmao no man, a whole foot in her ass View Quote Shit man! I read that wrong.. agreed a foot in the ass, unless your kicking her ass..is going way to far!! Whats next... a random stop at the petting zoo? Wheres the llamas, I hear they spit alot. I said this to the wife yesterday about llama spit..im like you think they use them instead of fluffers in porn shoots? |
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Quoted: Ok, I'll say it as gently as I can. The dude decides to take the jar for a test drive by squatting down on it. Think "painal". Then the jar breaks inside and blood is streaming out while he retrieves large pieces of glass. Gives me a boner just thinking about it--NOT!!!! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Is this the one where he does something...unfortunate... with that jar? Ok, I'll say it as gently as I can. The dude decides to take the jar for a test drive by squatting down on it. Think "painal". Then the jar breaks inside and blood is streaming out while he retrieves large pieces of glass. Gives me a boner just thinking about it--NOT!!!! Mental pictures are good enough, I'll skip the video. Thank you. |
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Quoted: Ok, I'll say it as gently as I can. The dude decides to take the jar for a test drive by squatting down on it. Think "painal". Then the jar breaks inside and blood is streaming out while he retrieves large pieces of glass. Gives me a boner just thinking about it--NOT!!!! View Quote I’ve never seen this one, and your description has piqued my interest. Edit: should not have watched. But hey… at least now I know what rummaging around in a rectum full of glass shards through a steady stream of blood sounds like. |
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Quoted: Dude uses a mason jar as a dildo. Takes it ALL and then the jar busts. Can you imagine your ass full of broken shards of glass? If you can, then you know what came next. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Never heard of this one before. Spell it out Dude uses a mason jar as a dildo. Takes it ALL and then the jar busts. Can you imagine your ass full of broken shards of glass? If you can, then you know what came next. I somehow have been lucky enough to not see this, the two girls thing, blue waffle references, and some of the more gross genital horror stuff in my travels through the internet. Generally if I see a video is going nowhere good fast I close the tab. I did see the tampon eating video though. I think Tosh had her on his show too. |
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So what ever happened to that guy? Did he end up like Mr. Hands?
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Quoted: … I did see the tampon eating video though. I think Tosh had her on his show too. View Quote My father told me a 1970’s college story once about some sort of frat or hazing competition thing… the details arent important, just that the grossest act in the show won. He said the guy that ate a used maxi pad ( dressed up nice and sat down fine dining style and made a comical fancy meal of it) was in the lead until some other guy brought a beagle up on stage, showed everyone it was on its period, then tossed it up on a table and went to chow town on the dog’s muff. |
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Quoted: Guessing you haven't seen the gay anal warts video if those bother you View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: i don't know what's worse, that one or watching the lady put another woman's foot in her ass and see it through her belly Guessing you haven't seen the gay anal warts video if those bother you lol wut? I've seen plenty of anal warts videos |
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Quoted: Somehow I missed that one and I think I’m better off missing it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: and the one with the guy who nailed his ballsack to the floor Somehow I missed that one and I think I’m better off missing it. if you miss the balls, I don't see how that hurts anymore than getting a piercing |
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Quoted: So what ever happened to that guy? Did he end up like Mr. Hands? View Quote https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7283082/ Just a guess….research takes awhile. Trust the science…. |
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Fuck this thread. Fuck you for posting it. Fuck me for clicking on it. Fuck it!
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Quoted: Fellow eFukt enthusiast? That was only posted days ago lol. You must be a regular. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: i don't know what's worse, that one or watching the lady put another woman's foot in her ass and see it through her belly That was only posted days ago lol. You must be a regular. Obviously we are both men of discerning taste yeah that site is hilarious |
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