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Next time a tech shows up, NKVD blocking units should be employed to ensure a prompt and complete job is done.
Liquidate tech one way or the other, as glorious example.
Glorious success, Comrades!
The armies of the proletariat once engaged in heavy battle with the fascist pig-dogs. When calling this morning to confirm the appointment for 8-12 today, the insolent swine told me the ticket had been canceled. Moving my troops into a flanking maneuver, I ordered him to call dispatch immediately lest his position be destroyed by massed Kayusha fire. He relented and told me I was back on.
The enemy relented and realized they could not defeat the glorious Soviet Army. A representative from AT&T was duly sent, who determined that the problem once again lay in the network terminal, located in the back yard of STAVKA. After sanding and wire brushing the terminals, full internet has been restored to the people's commissariat, and the technician's life was spared.