These are some of the 287 factors the government will be checking to set your property tax level in Britain:
Good schools
Low crime rate
Clean streets
Good transport links
Shops nearby
Good local hospitals
Number of well educated neighbours
Proportion of high income professionals in your area
Number of satellite TV dishes
Good leisure facilities
Which newspapers you read
Which sports you watch
How many vegetarians live nearby
How many neighbours wear contact lenses
How many children live in the area
The number of conservatories (fully glazed sun rooms) in your area
Where you go on holiday
Which charities you donate to
The size of your phone bills
Which pets you have
The number of cars you own
Whether you pay off your credit card balances in full
Whether you invest in unit trusts
Whether you buy goods by mail order
Whether you take vitamins or health supplements
Whether you own a PC
Dies your garage have an auitomatic door
If you switch gas and electricity suppliers
If you bought property abroad
If you have made a will
If you are changing your credit card or obtaining a new card
If you have carried out exterior repairs
If you have bought a couch recently
If you suffer from back pain
If you suffer from diabetes
If you suffer from arthritis