I thought he was pre-med?

Found this (one extra W but who knows)


DWWWI  = Surfing (driving) the World Wide Web while intoxicated

Can't find the rest (SFMF)

ETA: http://www.netlingo.com/acronyms.php

Disco Wanking-Wand Instructor Screwing Fat manly Females?

DWWISFMF
Driving Web While Intoxicated Stupid Fing Mother F'er?
or
Driving Web While Intoxicated Sh!t  Faced Mother F'er?

You all think this is an acronym? I think its just the bitch cant spell kitchen right.

Dem
White
Wimmenz
Is
Some
Fine
Mother
Fuckers

?

Yes, indeed. Here is my opinion on this matter and proposed official response.

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same thing

Just tell her to get back into the kitchen and then ask her to post boob pics. That ought to trigger her.

Admit nothing, deny everything, make counter accusations.

 

The report button on facebook is my friend, and I use it liberally.

DumbWhiteWhaleInSanFranciscoMuslimFriendly?

reply with either

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.


or
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

How did it take until page 2 for this to come up?  I think GD has lost its edge!

For once we felt like being semi-helpful.  The momentum is lost.

That's awesome.  Here's one that will likely get her a FB timeout:

Dirty
White
Whore
IS
Fat
Muslim
Fucker

Personally, I like the earlier idea to respond with "lorem ipsum etc...".



 

That doesn't mean anything, just respond with a pile of letters to trigger her.

Pre-op

Doggystyle wild women in sexy female male female.

I took the advice of someone here and told her to shave her mustache and now her wife is on there attacking me as well.

Suggestions for random anachronism to confuse her?

Divorced
White
Women
Iron
Shirts
For
Minimal
Fees

Don't forget to say:
"Careful with the starch, hon.  I like my shirts CRISP, not FLAKY."

Reply to it with either "lol"  or "no u"

just make up your own Acronym and use it on her... I fucking GUARANTEE you it will drive her 100x crazier than it does you...

Gosh, Mr. Lamarr, you use yer tongue purty'er than a twenny-dollar whore!

I'm looking at some lorem ipsum right now.

Tell her to use all that energy and time wasted on facebook calling people names and focus it on her kids before they wind up being a compete hopeless loss and useless to the world?

id say.... FLGBTQFALW     would do it.  best part is, you don't have to explain what it means, and it could be interpreted 100 different ways...

Drowning
Worthless
Whores
Is
So
Fun
My
Friends

Hit her with: You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

Or maybe:

LOLWTFBBQLESSQQMOREPEWPEWKTKSBY

Genius.

lol strong work

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

Remind her that she can't possibly offend or shame you, because you're a higher social ranking than her.

You're overthinking all this.  Your correct response is, "I know you are, but what am I?"

 


You know, he looks kind of like a lesbian...

I have seen that before. It means she wants to suck your dick. I don't remember all of it but it is something like WIOMF  - Whip It Out MotherFucker.

She's tracking you down by getting you to post an acronym-looking character string of sufficient uniqueness that she can search for that string, and if you've asked what it means in a public forum she can track you down.

In other words, if she now Googles it, she knows the location of the rebel base.

So, wurst case scenario, that's no moon?

Do you want aids? Because that's how you get aids.

"I thought he was pre-med?!!?"

Damn! Beat twice already!

Ich habbe et ein punerhaner.

Reply with something along lines of "Okay, listen up Sweetie, I'll explain to you how this works . . . "

Delusional

Women

Waging

Institutionalized

Sexism

From

Multiple

Fronts





She will trigger.

desperate walmart whales investigating sources for more fat

Best I got.

Post this to her wall.  Late at night so it stays up a while:


 

reply with this:SEYFCM






*speak English you fucking carpet muncher

Brilliant.

Link to her FB?