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Link Posted: 1/16/2021 2:56:27 AM EDT
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Captain Midnight.
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You spelt Crunch wrong.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 2:57:08 AM EDT
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Bread time!
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Santana - The Game of Love
Santana - The Game Of Love (Video) ft. Michelle Branch
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 2:59:03 AM EDT
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My starter died. Oh well! Look who bought two pounds of dry yeast last January!?
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These here negro dogs be dumb. Negroidal tissue, the lot of 'em.
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My starter died. Oh well! Look who bought two pounds of dry yeast last January!?
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make bread.  order 20 pounds of peanut butter and jelly from instacart.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:10:31 AM EDT
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make bread.  order 20 pounds of peanut butter and jelly from instacart.
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I have 16 elbows of Jif creamy and vast swathes of GP flour, and canned butter and shit.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:10:52 AM EDT
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On this day OS was a pretty cool guy.
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thanks bud.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:11:32 AM EDT
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I can put vinegar powder in and it tastes just like sourdough.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:12:32 AM EDT
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thanks bud.
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Webster! You speak German, right?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:13:42 AM EDT
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my dad called at 7 pm. my wife was on the phone with her grandma, so i went up to our bedroom to talk to my dad.. when I was done I fell asleep on our bed... lol

slept my usual 6 hours and here i am.  fucked
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:14:14 AM EDT
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Webster! You speak German, right?
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thanks bud.

Webster! You speak German, right?
perfectly
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:15:00 AM EDT
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I was thinking I'd make slider/dinner rolls. This will be my first attempt using calcium propionate in the sponge.
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thanks bud.

Webster! You speak German, right?
perfectly

Yeah a little bit.

Liebgott! You want to sit this one one out?

Yeah, thanks, buddy!

Who's he kidding, his German is as good as mine...
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:21:28 AM EDT
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If you watch ep 9 you'll notice it starts by saying it's 10 April, but then Nixon announces Hitler's death at the end apparently twenty days ahead of time.
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Beethoven's Concerto in C Minor.
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The Surfrajettes . Banzai Pipeline . Tiki Oasis 2019
The Surfrajettes . Banzai Pipeline . Tiki Oasis 2019
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I was driving through little town today. There was parked cars on both sides of the one way street.

The guy behind me kept poking his nose around the edge of my truck to see why I wasn't going any faster..

On the third or fourth try looking around me he ran right into the back of a Parked car.

I just kept on going..

Fucking retards.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 3:42:17 AM EDT
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GARFUNKEL & OATS LOOPHOLE SONG
GARFUNKEL & OATS LOOPHOLE SONG
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I was driving through little town today. There was parked cars on both sides of the one way street.

The guy behind me kept poking his nose around the edge of my truck to see why I wasn't going any faster..

On the third or fourth try looking around me he ran right into the back of a Parked car.

I just kept on going..

Fucking retards.
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I'm just here to tote the wounded.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:03:33 AM EDT
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I like to pass the time riding to the hospital explaining why they should stop doing whatever it was they did that got them in my amber lamps recently.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:05:35 AM EDT
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Bang your head.
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Metal health will drive you mad.
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Jew vill ski?
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:11:45 AM EDT
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Hmm. maybe I should have added the propionate later on. Yeasts are technically molds.
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Ok. It's rising now.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:37:15 AM EDT
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I've been adding Propylene glycol, too. It adds days to the fresh life of breads.
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fnuggy.
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I've been adding Propylene glycol, too. It adds days to the fresh life of breads.
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It's a nice humectant.
Link Posted: 1/16/2021 4:48:07 AM EDT
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Have you tried the not giving a fuck anymore plan? Call now! Sorry if you have children you care about.
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Fuck a bunch of a future; gibs me dat now.
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You ever think about doing stupidly cheap shit like just refilling all your empty PETE and HDPE containers that didn't have perfumy shit in them and putting them somewhere? You know, like in case one day there wasn't safe drinking water on tap.
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You have any idea how  much an empty Sprite PETE soda bottle would have been worth in say, 1863?
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Germs are what make the sickness, which is why we want to kill you.
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It calls to walk, he said, smiling broad. Touch my grandmother with cheese!.
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FLAB
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All y'all day people suck.
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Bacon.
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Whirled peas
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I'm watching the Woodstock movie again, and I'm struck by how erudite the faggy ass hippies were, unlike the pinkos of today that sound like Leon Spinks trying to explain the calculus of moment.
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I'm just here to tote the wounded.
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I was driving through little town today. There was parked cars on both sides of the one way street.

The guy behind me kept poking his nose around the edge of my truck to see why I wasn't going any faster..

On the third or fourth try looking around me he ran right into the back of a Parked car.

I just kept on going..

Fucking retards.

I'm just here to tote the wounded.
I was going 25. He was going 25.
He jumped out within 2 seconds.  Nobody wounded.

I feel bad for all the traffic behind him, because he hit with the corner of his bumper cockeyed and was blocking the lane.

There is an interstate on one side of town and a industrial area on the other.  Its the only trucking route out of there.  All the other side streets are tight, too tight for anything larger than a rental flatbed from Home Depot.

Link Posted: 1/16/2021 10:05:38 AM EDT
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I was going 25. He was going 25.
He jumped out within 2 seconds.  Nobody wounded.

I feel bad for all the traffic behind him, because he hit with the corner of his bumper cockeyed and was blocking the lane.

There is an interstate on one side of town and a industrial area on the other.  Its the only trucking route out of there.  All the other side streets are tight, too tight for anything larger than a rental flatbed from Home Depot.

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Man, that's far out.
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