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1.Is roommates girlfriend hot? a.NO, she was mildly attractive a year ago. Most men would not touch it with a ten foot poll. 2.Does said girl have any hot friends? a.No 3.Does Roommates GF cook for Roommate? a.No 4.Does Roommates GF know how to cook? a.NO 5.Does roommates GF clean a.No Now that that is out of the way. This girl sounds more like a BOYFRIEND. 
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Tell her she need to leave and not come back. Watch Dawn of the dead everynight at 3am at full volume to encourage her. Wear your pistol at all times, also when possible carry a rifle This would be brandishing right? = jail? No you are at your own home, she is not. |
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draw down on her next time you come home and shes their by herself. call the police tell them some drug crazed women broke into your home. This. Sounds like a clear case of home invasion. Florida still has Castle Doctrine, right? 
Seriously, there could be problems with your lease anyway if keys have been given out unauthorized by the leasing office or access by anyone not on the lease. I used to have a roommate that thought he could sub-lease to cover his rent if he took off for a month or two. It almost got us all evicted (there were three of us). If the roommate won't choose the bro before ho (especially when the bro is the one paying), it's past time to GTFO. Unless she can cover your expenses, he needs to get some reality because if she can't (or won't) pay and he can't afford it himself he needs to make a choice. Start looking for a place. Now. |
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Tell her she need to leave and not come back. Watch Dawn of the dead everynight at 3am at full volume to encourage her. Wear your pistol at all times, also when possible carry a rifle This would be brandishing right? = jail? No, not if you don't point it at her. Besides, I doubt it was a serious suggestion. You are too far gone for us to be of any help anyway. You have a severe defeatist attitude and are letting her dictate what goes on in your home(not her's) and you aren't even getting any pie out of the deal. Sad, very sad. 
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Tell her she need to leave and not come back. Watch Dawn of the dead everynight at 3am at full volume to encourage her. Wear your pistol at all times, also when possible carry a rifle This would be brandishing right? = jail? Wearing a pistol in a holster is not brandishing. Especially in Florida, and especially in your own home. Make sure that your apartment doesn't have a no-guns clause, this is a hassle you don't want to deal with. All of this depends on state law, but in AZ, I may point a weapon at someone if I have asked them to leave my property and they have not done so. I cannot shoot them, but I can point a weapon at them. |
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I also forgot to mention that when she is bitchy she makes my life hard! She makes noises to annoy me, turns the TV up, puts on lifetime (even if I am watching something). Pretty much makes it difficult for me to enjoy my life. Yesterday I stayed at a friends till 1am because I did not want to deal with her shit. I wish Florida had laws that if someone made your life hard to deal with at your home you could call the police. (she does this when my roommate is there) I say fuck that bullshit. Regain your balls and throw her trespassing ass out, and tell her to stay out. You are going to have her arrested for trespass the next time. Don't threaten her with that, just make it happen. Unfortunately, your moron room mate gave her a key, so I doubt you can have her charged with breaking and entering. Tell the room mate that there will be rules set down that she will comply with to the letter before she's allowed back in. Period, dot. Don't take any bull from the guy. The rules start with, "You are a guest, and you will behave in the customary manner of guests. If you don't like it, get the fuck out now." Then, "You are never permitted in this apartment without one of us present when you arrive. If you don't like this rule, get the fuck out now." Then, "You will clean up any mess you make for yourself or [insert boyfriend's name]. If you don't like this rule, get the fuck out now." and so on. Finish with, "These rules are non-negotiable. I [girlfriend's name] understand these rules and agree to these terms. Then have her sign off on the rules, or "Get the fuck out!" |
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I've have sent her on a ride with the cop. And then gone for a restraining order. Problem solved. This! Go to court, get a restraining order against her. She's repeatedly TRESPASSING on YOUR PROPERTY. If you're the person on the lease, and you're current on your rent, it's YOUR PROPERTY. If she's there without the leaseholder's (i.e. your) permission, she is trespassing. Get a restraining order filed for repeated trespass and harassment, then have her ass booked the next time she shows up. |
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Go file a restraining order against her.
I see you edited this, so I will respond anyway. Your room mate doesn't seem to mind hurting your feelings. You should be just as angry with him as her. I edited to avoid the "you're ghey" posters. (I am not) I will talk to my roommate about it. How many times you gonna talk to him about it. hate to do this, but... 
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Tell her she need to leave and not come back. Watch Dawn of the dead everynight at 3am at full volume to encourage her. Wear your pistol at all times, also when possible carry a rifle This would be brandishing right? = jail? No dont threaten her with it or point it at her, just wear it all the time. You could also pick out her failings and inform her of them then let her know how her life is worthless, she just drags everyone else down and causes them problems, let her know how she is the cause of every problem. |
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Tell her she need to leave and not come back. Watch Dawn of the dead everynight at 3am at full volume to encourage her. Wear your pistol at all times, also when possible carry a rifle This would be brandishing right? = jail? If I had even the slightest reason to think she would go in my room I wouldn't keep guns there. If you could keep your guns locked up when you weren't there then there is nothing wrong with open carrying a handgun and maybe slinging a rifle over your shoulder when she's there. Hell, you could do that while being nude  It wouldn't be brandishing unless you made a threatening gesture toward her, but why mix guns into this when the police can be called any second? Really though, I'd just make a habit of calling the cops to remove her when your roommate wasn't there. Have them take her ass down town and nail her for weed. I'd also play hardball with the roommate because he probably breeched the lease by giving her a key. If she turns everything on then make him pay extra utilities.
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If you can't/won't get the key back from the hosebag just change the lock on the door (takes a grand total of 10 minutes if you are slow).
Give roommate a key and tell him if she gets a copy that both of them are out. Hit her up for 1/3 of the rent and utilitys for starting at the time she stated she was on the lease (charge interest). There are all kinds of ways to make her feel unwanted if you put your mind to it. |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Go file a restraining order against her. I see you edited this, so I will respond anyway. Your room mate doesn't seem to mind hurting your feelings. You should be just as angry with him as her. I edited to avoid the "you're ghey" posters. (I am not) I will talk to my roommate about it. The truth of the matter is, he is letting his girlfriend walk all over you and so are you. You're partially at fault for letting it go this far in the first place. I'd tell her that this is my place and it's my rules and I'd probably whip the roommates ass for good measure. If I'm going to be miserable in my own house through no fault of my own then EVERYBODY is going to be miserable. So you need to grow a pair of nuts and handle the situation instead of bitching about it on the internet. |
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walk around naked when she’s there and he isn’t. I thought this would be illegal? I mentioned this too and she said it would be indecency. Damn dude! She is playing you like a cheap pawn-shop fiddle! Walk around naked and start "reaching for things a\that are close to where she is. you know,if she's sitting down,walk up to her and reach over her with your cock in her face and say: "Excuse me,I need this remote." but you gotta make sure that your cock slaps her face! Then tell her to Get The Fuck OUT! |
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Move when the lease runs out, period! Get yourself away from that situation.
Your friendship might actually last this way too because your RM is also being a D*** for not dealing with her himself. Just get out after the lease ends and that way you wont risk some incident happening and having her lie her ass off to the police...nothing but trouble. GET OUT while you can (and while you can still own guns!) |
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Quoted: You need to go pay a lawyer for one hour consult. Find out how to get her out without risking a charge yourself. You already know she will lie to the cops, so a lawyer will most likely know how you can cover your butt. Holy shit...can we stop with the "lawyer up" shit for one fucking thread? - Help, I've got a splinter in my finger - Get a lawyer! - What color PMags do you like? - Better consult an attorney - Does this look like it needs stitches? - I'd have a lawyer look at it first - Help, my roommates girlfriend is a bitch - Go hire a lawyer! Seriously.....this is fucking insanity. 
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She sounds sneaky and vindictive. You'd better be careful about calling the cops on her. What if they showed up and she told them about "your" stash of drugs that you keep in your sock drawer? The cops ask if they can look, you know that you don't have drugs there, so you say, "Sure, have at it." They check the drawer she tells them about and sure enough there's a couple ounces of the good stuff in there.
It doesn't take much imagination to figure out a way to royally screw you like that if you bring the cops around again. I agree with everyone else that you're acting like a pansy and letting the roomie and the girl walk all over you. |
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SIIHPAPP I can't believe it took till page two for this to be posted. You guys are slipping. There could be a point here. She could sense who the Alpha Dog is in the house and is trying to win you over aggressively. She already likes: Where you live What you watch What you eat Your choice in friends She wants you. It's obvious. Walking around naked will only escalate the temptation anyway. Tag, bag, teabag. Who needs Match.com?
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If you refuse to move out.
This for when you are there and the roommate is not, won't matter if she has a key or not. 
Then a lock for your door to secure your room when you are not there. The above door brace gets locked in your room when you leave so they can't use it against you while you are out. If one day you come home to find she's in the apartment alone and has blocked the door on you out of retribution for you doing it to her, you now have grounds to call the police and the manager to have her ass drug screaming from the apartment. And possibly have grounds for the management to issue a stay away order from the entire property. Possibility that such a thing could backfire though and the management get pissed at both you and the roommate for disrupting the complex. |