Time to clean the mud off all my gear from Heartbreak '23 Presented By Coda Evolution. This is the 6th time I've competed in this run and gun, and either I'm getting older, or it was the hardest yet. This year's run was 6.8 miles, had about 1000' of elevation gain, and my net run time was 3 hours 8 minutes, to include a 20 minute penalty for missing one of the cache items.
I competed in "Light Plus" division again- which means I didn't have to carry any extra weight, but I did have to do additional tasks. And only true iron sighted rifle and handguns were allowed in the Plus division. (I used an old surplus m16A1 upper on a lower with Vltor fixed stock and a Glock 34) Before start time, the "Plus" competitor had to climb/leap/crawl over a round hay bale 40 times. Then it was a short 1/2 mile or so run to stage 1. On the way, we passed through a barn, crawling over more hay bales, and there was a black bucket hidden in the shadows. (It wasn't really that hidden, but makes for a better story.) Inside the bucket was our first cache item- a small ziplock bag with hearts on it.
At stage 1, the plus competitor was required to hold a concrete block over their head for 1 minute, before shooting the stage. 6 steel plates of various sizes, from 8 yards to 15 yards, and only one round could be fired at each plate, from far to near, before repeating that sequence 2 additional times. Total of 18 possible plates. I had 16. On to stage 2.
Another 1/2 mile or so through the woods, down an asphalt road for a bit, through some more woods, grab cache item 2, so I hear, and the runner comes out at the 300 yard rifle range. Had I mentioned it started raining? Stage 2 was 2 targets at 100 yards, 3 at 200 yards, and 2 at 300 yards, repeat from position 2. The shooter must neutralize all targets at each distance before moving on to the next further array. Target visibility was difficult with iron sights though. I did manage to clean the 7 targets from position 1, but only neutralized 1 of the 100 at position 2. After shooting, the plus competitor had to pick out a log among a stack of 4' logs, and do 40 air squats while holding the log.
Another 1/2ish mile to stage 3, but on the way, there's an obstacle course. The smart competitor only had to complete 1/2 of the course before going to stage 3, and then return to the other 1/2 of the course on their way to 4. The plus competitor had to complete the entire O-course before going to 3.
Stage 3 began with the shooter standing about 40 yards from a single steel plate, with shooting positions marked on the ground about 5' apart. 2 hits were required, but only one shot could be fired from a position before moving forward to the next. After the 2 hits, the magazine had to be dropped, and the round in the chamber fired for a "high value" target, which just carried the same penalty as all the others, but serves to verify the rifle is empty. Shooter advances to about 10 yards, draws handgun, fires one round, retreats 5', fires addition round in similar process as we did with the rifle to also score 2 hits. Move to the adjacent bay, low crawl under a table and from a small shooting area, engage 4 steel rifle targets from a very tight right and left (forcing support side) and then over the top of the barricade.
The plus competitor now has the pleasure of an ROs company to count while he or she does 20 "turkish get-ups" I don't know who came up with these, but they probably went to hell when they passed.
Back through the O-course for a 2nd trip, but this time we get to carry a concrete block with us for the entire path.
Signage says "Miracle Mile" to stage 4, and features another cache item. Stage 4 starts standing behind a mini v-tac, with 3 rifle targets at about 60 yards. One round on each from any port (they all require prone), move 10' left, 1 round on each from any port (also prone), move 25 yards left for two more rifle positions on 3 or 4 targets. Ground rifle, move uprange about 20 yards, and engage 6 or 8 pistol steel.
Plus competitors now get to carry a piece of concrete that looks like a 4 gallon bucket- about 80 pounds- pick it up, carry it about 25', set it down. Pick it up and bring it back. Total of 3 down and 3 back.
On to stage 5, down the "stairway to heaven" along the river, turn at a cache item, and back up what seemed even steeper than the down path. 1.5 miles I'm guessing? Stage 5 had 7 pistol targets at 12ish yards. Shoot 2 from right side of a barricade, 2 from under barricade, and 2 from left side. Drop mag, fire remaining round at 7th target, and holster. Move to top of muddy berm, under a barricade, down the other side, and from atop a small pile of tires, engage 2 or 3 "throoms" from 2 or 3 positions. My mind was getting foggy at this point and I don't remember the details as well. Plus competitor now gets to flip a tractor tire 15 times before running off to stage 6.
We'll call it a 1/2 mile, another cache item, and returning to the pistol bays. Stage 6 began starting behind a V-tac, with a "throom" at about 25 yards. One hit per port, total of 9 hits, grab a sand bag, carry it through a drainage pipe, and 6 pistol plates support side only from left of barricade, 6 plates strong side only from right side. Plus competitor now gets to do 25 burpees, but with the added benefit of instead of a jump, a concrete block overhead press. These guys must have gotten a real deal on concrete blocks.
Last leg of the run back to the clubhouse, but when the plus competitor gets there, there are two more physical challenges, neither of which were as difficult as what we'd already done. A hand-over-hand
rope pull and some kind of bunny hop thing with yet another concrete block.
I fired 64 rounds of pistol and 78 rifle. Run time was 3 hours 8 minutes to include a penalty for a missed cache item. (20 minutes) 6.8 miles, over 1,000' of elevation gain.
Attached FileTLDR- 10/10 for Heartbreak. Glad it's only once a year.