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Posted: 6/7/2013 8:23:16 PM EDT
Fuck thes things suck!
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:26:09 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:26:56 PM EDT
[#2]
Choot it
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:28:21 PM EDT
[#3]
The worst part is that damn rubber band tourniquet they put on before cutting.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:30:50 PM EDT
[#4]
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Choot it


Grab your toenail clippers. Open up the file with hook shaped end, Take the hook shaped end and shove it into the sunken part of the nail.

Pry the sunken part of the nail out. Trim the nail.

Dowse with Hydrogen Peroxide.



Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:32:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Stop being such a pussy and cut it out yourself. Getcha some of these.  They sale a similar pair at Wal-Mart for ~$15.

Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:35:28 PM EDT
[#6]
I had the surgery about 5 years ago and no recurrence.

Even when the local was wearing off my feet felt better than before and they have ever since.

They basically numb you up, cut the nail back, then kill the nail bed with phenol. That last step keeps the nail from growing fucked up.

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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:37:01 PM EDT
[#7]
Fuck 'em. I hate them so goddamn much. I've had like 3. You have my sympathy OP.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:40:53 PM EDT
[#8]
i dug one out once a month or so for almost 5 years... then about 6 months later i split the nail on the other foot and had to start doing it again... just couldnt wrap my head aboud wearing boots while splitting wood
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:44:11 PM EDT
[#9]
Fingernails, and toenails are absolutely useless on modern humans. Why do we still have them?
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:46:16 PM EDT
[#10]
I would dig mine out approximately monthly for years and years. Just go to a podiatrist and have him extract it and kill the nail bed. It's worth it.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:47:02 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:48:13 PM EDT
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I never had one until earlier this year, then all of a sudden I got one atleast once a month!

I couldn't even sleep a couple times because of it.

I watched a video of the surgery... holy fuck does that look like it sucks!!!
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:48:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Get ya a pair of cutical trimmers, google it. Run them right down the side of toenail cutting as far down as you can stand to shove it, grab cut sliver with tweasers and pull out, do it about once every 3 months.

Trick is don't wait till their sore as Fuk u can't touch them!
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:48:58 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:51:28 PM EDT
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I have had upwards of 15 surgeries for ingrown toenails, the first was about 5 weeks into basic. Yep, medical discharge, never got to be a Marine
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:53:09 PM EDT
[#16]
If you get some of the pointy nail clippers, you can usually dig out the little spike on the very edge of your nail that is cutting into your toe. Hit it with h202 early and often, and awhile after you get the spike out. I have averted 3 or so ingrown toenails doing this. Though...If you have insurance, the procedure I had to fix one isn't bad at all.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:54:39 PM EDT
[#17]
Used to have them a lot when growing up from cutting my nails too low. Now when i cut them too low and it digs in i put a piece of cotton under the corner and it lifts up the nail.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:56:14 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:56:22 PM EDT
[#19]
People really have surgery for these? Don't be a pussy and shove something in there to pull the damn thing out.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:57:38 PM EDT
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Trick is don't wait till their sore as Fuk u can't touch them!


This. And deal with them like you mean it. I had to have the surgery when I was 14, when both corners of the toenail on my big toe became infected simultaneously. It wasn't as bad as a root canal, but still no fun.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:59:02 PM EDT
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People really have surgery for these? Don't be a pussy and shove something in there to pull the damn thing out.


I'm no pussy. I would jam a flat edge all the way down to the base and twist the whole ingrown mess out. It would bleed like a stuck pig, and it sucked to do every five to six weeks. The surgery is fixes it right up so that I don't have to mess with it any more.

 
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 8:59:19 PM EDT
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You guys are weird......

 



Fine.






Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:00:25 PM EDT
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You guys are weird......  



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Yeah that's no fun.

 



If you are in the Denver area I can refer you to my podiatrist, I like him a lot.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:01:47 PM EDT
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You guys are weird......  

Fine.




Two suggestions:

1:  Cut that shit off.

2: See a doctor.





Edit: That fucker is infected.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:01:52 PM EDT
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You guys are weird......  

Fine.



Your big toe kind of looks like a thumb.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:02:11 PM EDT
[#26]
I used to deal with an ingrown toenail for the longest time.  It happened from tripping the corners of the toenail too far back.  In response I'd try to trim it back even further.  Finally I just said fuck it and let it grow out.  It healed on it's own and now I just don't cut the toenail all the way down on the corners.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:09:50 PM EDT
[#27]
I DARE YOU TO SMELL IT
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:12:06 PM EDT
[#28]
Make sure your shoes are not too tight in the toe area (big culprit in this).

Cut a "V" notch into your big toenails.  Helps prevent ingrowns.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:17:55 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:21:12 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:25:06 PM EDT
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That needs some fire!!!!
 
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:25:19 PM EDT
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Make sure your shoes are not too tight in the toe area (big culprit in this).



Cut a "V" notch into your big toenails.  Helps prevent ingrowns.


My dad always said this. I asked 2 different Dr's and they said its an old wives tale. If your nails are long enough to cut a V they are long enough to not get ingrowns



 
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:27:18 PM EDT
[#33]
If you didn't cut your toe nails so short that probably wouldn't have happened.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:27:50 PM EDT
[#34]
Whoops
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:28:53 PM EDT
[#35]
Had mine removed by the Doc. It has healed up nicely.
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:42:14 PM EDT
[#36]
I had surgery 5 times, get the side of the nailbead cut out!

My first two times they used silver nitrate?... Didn't work

Last ones, nail bead was cut down to the bone!

A true ingrown nail will grow in waves, adding to the side of the nail. And cuts threw the skin as it grows.
It's fun to watch the doc cut your nail down the center and pull it out, and not feel a thing.

Worked for me!

Ben
Link Posted: 6/7/2013 9:49:03 PM EDT
[#37]
Real men fix it with an exacto knife and bourbon.  Then sober up the next morning with a limp and discover a murder scene in their bathroom.  Not that I've ever done such a thing.

Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:33:48 AM EDT
[#38]
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Make sure your shoes are not too tight in the toe area (big culprit in this).

Cut a "V" notch into your big toenails.  Helps prevent ingrowns.

My dad always said this. I asked 2 different Dr's and they said its an old wives tale. If your nails are long enough to cut a V they are long enough to not get ingrowns
 


You mean to tell me the free advice I dispensed here is worth exactly what the OP paid for it?



(The shoes not being too tight IS sound advice.  It was given to me by my own doctor when I had an ingrown a few years back).
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:35:52 AM EDT
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You guys are weird......  

Fine.



That's the ugliest God damned toe I've ever seen posted here.

That's all I got.

Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:38:16 AM EDT
[#40]
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Fingernails, and toenails are absolutely useless on modern humans. Why do we still have them?


to pick and flick boogers with.
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:46:21 AM EDT
[#41]
Had the "surgery" when I was younger. Didn't work. Hurt like a mofo.

Now I just nut up, douse the toe, cuticle scissors, and tweezers with rubbing alcohol and go to town.  Cut straight back as far as you can towards the nail bed.  Slowly start to pull out offending foreign body with tweezers.  Can't emphasize "slowly" enough.  If you break the nail and there's a tiny piece left, you're fucked.

You should pull out not just the nail but some soft tissue from the nail bed as well.

Douse several times w H2O2 until the fizzing stops.

Douse w rubbing alcohol

Let dry

Apply neosporin with a clean q tip

Wash 2X daily with warm water and soap.  Repeat H2O2/alcohol/neosporin treatment.

It'll be GTG in a week.

The above is for demonstration purposes only. I am not a physician.  I have performed this procedure several times a year on myself with no infection.

Sterilization of everything is of utmost importance.

YMMV

This is not medical advice

I did not stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:55:44 AM EDT
[#42]
i've had the surgery 3 times now.

twice on my left big toe, once on my right big toe. each time the surgeon said, there was a 99% chance the ingrown nail wouldn't grow back. each time it did.

i've resorted to just doing it myself now. it's painful as shit, but free and i can get it dont quick now.

what i do is:

soak the shit out of my toe in a big bowl of hot water and epson salt. (get's it nice and clean and softens up the skin so you can make it more manageable

i have a few pair of tweezers 1.) a tweezer that comes to a thin pointed tip for digging 2.) a very stiff tweezer i need to pull the nail up once i have it 3.) a clipper if necessary.

i dig and grimace in pain until i find the piece of toenail thats grown away from the rest of the nail and give it a good tug.
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 7:59:19 AM EDT
[#43]
Had one at basic. They took me to sick call, had it removed, and then I had to run a PT test the next day. Hurt like a bitch and was bleeding through my damn shoe by the end of the run, but still ran under 15m
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:04:13 AM EDT
[#44]
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Fingernails, and toenails are absolutely useless on modern humans. Why do we still have them?


to pick and flick boogers with.


Yeah, plus, sometimes you can use your thumbnail as a screwdriver in a pinch.
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:04:53 AM EDT
[#45]
Also: as others have mentioned, it hurts like hell the first few times you do the self surgery

If you squeeze the ever living fuck out of the toe with your other hand while you're cutting, you don't really feel it much.
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:08:09 AM EDT
[#46]
If any of you go to the doctors (unless your toe is massively infected and/or about to fall off) or have surgery, you are suckers.  Man up and go to a nail salon and get a pedicure.  Those little asian women will fix that shit up for you like it never existed and when you're done you get a sweet massage.
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:12:05 AM EDT
[#47]
worst part of having the toenail border permanently removed is the shot. I have done it to myself. In 3 weeks it will be healed and no more ingrown nails. (assuming you dont smoke and no Die-a-beat-us)
go see a podiatrist
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:13:47 AM EDT
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If you didn't cut your toe nails so short that probably wouldn't have happened.




Once I learned how to cut my toenails, I never had a problem again.
1. Don't use large fingernail clippers. Toenail clippers are straight. If the blade on your clippers is curved, it is a large fingernail clipper, not a toenail clipper.
2. Don't cut too short. Let them grow out a bit.
3. Don't cut the edges. It causes the nail to grow that direction. Cut straight across, then use a file to soften the edges (careful not to over round.)






 
 
 
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:13:56 AM EDT
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The worst part is that damn rubber band tourniquet they put on before cutting.


I have had 3 surgeries for ingrown toenails and they have never done that.

 
Link Posted: 6/8/2013 8:15:56 AM EDT
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Fingernails, and toenails are absolutely useless on modern humans. Why do we still have them?


Yeah, scratching, picking burgers, cleaning your ear, and prying things open (and countless other things we use our nails for) arent needed anymore

 
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