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7/21/2019 11:39:13 PM EDT
Sunday morning while preparing to cut the lawn on one of my vacant lots, a realtor pulled up in her SUV and proceeded to place 21 open house signs on my property without my permission.  She acted like it was her property.  She did not place it on an government easement or of public property, but rather right on my property.  When she left, I took all of her signs 19 generic open house signs and 3 company signs with her picture on it (looks expensive) and dumped them in my dumpster.

Fast forward this evening, I received 10 calls at my company phone demanding that I return her signs or she will file theft with HPD.  To me she abandoned the signs and I trashed them in my dumpster.  I did not answer the phone since it was after hours.  Surprised that she found the correct contact number since the land is under a LLC and the registered agent is a third party.

Pictures of the generic open house signsAttached File
7/21/2019 11:41:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Nice sandals
7/21/2019 11:42:06 PM EDT
[#2]
LOLtag
7/21/2019 11:43:11 PM EDT
[#3]
Socks with thong thing sandals?  As if that type of footwear wasn’t already uncomfortable.
7/21/2019 11:43:21 PM EDT
[#4]
Should've kept them and stuck them on her lawn.
7/21/2019 11:43:22 PM EDT
[#5]
She should sue OP for wearing socks with flip flops.
7/21/2019 11:43:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Someone should call HPD on you for the socks.
7/21/2019 11:43:58 PM EDT
[#7]
In before the realtors ,
7/21/2019 11:44:20 PM EDT
[#8]
When this turns into your next gunfight, I expect you to update the OP.
7/21/2019 11:44:34 PM EDT
[#9]
Call her at her business number 10 times and tell her you put them in your dumpster for safekeeping.  Tell her where it is.  She might need to hurry if they pick up Monday.
7/21/2019 11:44:50 PM EDT
[#10]
You should have turned them all in the wrong direction.
7/21/2019 11:44:57 PM EDT
[#11]
OP is guilty as fuck. I submit his feet as evidence.
7/21/2019 11:46:11 PM EDT
[#12]
This gonna be a good one.
7/21/2019 11:46:38 PM EDT
[#13]
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Fast forward this evening, I received 10 calls at my company phone demanding that I return her signs or she will file theft with HPD.  To me she abandoned the signs and I trashed them in my dumpster.  I did not answer the phone since it was after hours.  Surprised that she found the correct contact number since the land is under a LLC and the registered agent is a third party.
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Send her an invoice for removal and storage fees.
7/21/2019 11:46:50 PM EDT
[#14]
wtf do you have on your feet.
7/21/2019 11:47:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Just give them back. Don’t be a dick.  she’s got bills to pay even if she’s not the brightest.  Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money.
7/21/2019 11:47:09 PM EDT
[#16]
I guess when she saw a guy with socks/sandals on, hanging out in a vacant lot...... she under estimated who she was messing with.
7/21/2019 11:47:53 PM EDT
[#17]
Good. I hate people that treat others property like their own.
7/21/2019 11:48:07 PM EDT
[#18]
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Call her at her business number 10 times and tell her you put them in your dumpster for safekeeping.  Tell her where it is.  She might need to hurry if they pick up Monday.
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Or just call her and thank her for admitting to trespassing and dumping trash on your private property.  You plan to press charges for both offenses in the morning unless she reimburses you for disposal fees.
7/21/2019 11:48:16 PM EDT
[#19]
Maybe its the socks & sandals that have me confused, but why did she stick them on your lot in the first place?
7/21/2019 11:48:33 PM EDT
[#20]
Someone littered on your property and you didn't want to get cross ways with the City Ordinance.
7/21/2019 11:48:54 PM EDT
[#21]
Reported for wearing socks with sandals. Was the realtor hot?
7/21/2019 11:49:14 PM EDT
[#22]
Modified them to Trump signs??
7/21/2019 11:49:35 PM EDT
[#23]
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Just give them back. Don’t be a dick.  she’s got bills to pay even if she’s not the brightest.  Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money.
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Being stupid should hurt.
7/21/2019 11:49:46 PM EDT
[#24]
If they were placed on your property she is out of luck.
7/21/2019 11:50:07 PM EDT
[#25]
Ten calls in one day seems excessive.  INAL, but I can't see where you are under any obligation to return calls from someone that has been littering on your property.  PD probably isn't going to do anything to a real estate broker either, so I don't see why you would do anything but remain silent, and change sandals/socks.

ETA: If she could find your number after the fact, she could have found your number before she trashed your property.
7/21/2019 11:50:23 PM EDT
[#26]
Are they easily accessible in the dumpster or are they gone? Tell her either way.
7/21/2019 11:51:13 PM EDT
[#27]
That crack in the foundation might need to be addressed.
7/21/2019 11:51:16 PM EDT
[#28]
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Just give them back. Don't be a dick.  she's got bills to pay even if she's not the brightest.  Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money.
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She makes enough money if she is leaving 21 damn signs in one yard. If not, she is an idiot and fuck her...
7/21/2019 11:51:23 PM EDT
[#29]
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Call her at her business number 10 times and tell her you put them in your dumpster for safekeeping.  Tell her where it is.  She might need to hurry if they pick up Monday.
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This.

No harm & no foul on you for removing unwanted & unauthorized trash off your lot.

If she wants them back, let her dumpster dive for them.  Tell her to feel free to call HPD, but they have more important things to do than waste time on a bogus call (she was tresspassing on your property and posted signs without your permission)

If she wants to RENT space for her signs from you, then get some!!!
7/21/2019 11:51:25 PM EDT
[#30]
Is it worth the fight and headache? Just dump them on the corner and tell her to pick them up and not leave them again or they won't be returned again. I'd also let her know that a person can leave feedback on yelp, so you'd suggest that she conduct herself a bit more professionally.
7/21/2019 11:51:59 PM EDT
[#31]
OP Thuggin’, lol.
7/21/2019 11:52:49 PM EDT
[#33]
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Or just call her and thank her for admitting to trespassing and dumping trash on your private property.  You plan to press charges for both offenses in the morning unless she reimburses you for disposal fees.
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I like this idea.
7/21/2019 11:53:27 PM EDT
[#34]
I am sure HPD will have officers working around the clock on this.

OP going to get no knock warrant and his dog shot for sure.
7/21/2019 11:54:05 PM EDT
[#35]
Did you call the police?
7/21/2019 11:54:29 PM EDT
[#36]
give her the signs back.
7/21/2019 11:54:34 PM EDT
[#37]
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Just give them back. Don’t be a dick.  she’s got bills to pay even if she’s not the brightest.  Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money.
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Fuck that.

Whether or not she knew she was posting (an absolutely ridiculous number of) signs on private property when she did it, she knew it was private property after she looked up the owner.  And then what did she do?  Call, apologize, and ask politely for the signs back?  No, she threatened to file criminal charges against him.

She's an ass and deserves to be treated as such.
7/21/2019 11:55:12 PM EDT
[#38]
OP I applaud you for wearing socks.

No one wants to see doze feet.
7/21/2019 11:55:36 PM EDT
[#39]
Is she hot like in the documentary?  I’ll call her regardless I’m bored.
7/21/2019 11:57:16 PM EDT
[#40]
Bunch’a foot fetish weirdos all up in her.

OP is cool despite feet.
7/21/2019 11:57:36 PM EDT
[#41]
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I am sure HPD will have officers working around the clock on this.

OP going to get no knock warrant and his dog shot for sure.
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7/21/2019 11:57:39 PM EDT
[#42]
Edited ~ medicmandan
7/21/2019 11:57:53 PM EDT
[#43]
Most, if not all states allow you to remove these signs without asking owner and with zero penalty.

A Mattress Warehouse store moved in close to our home and they put up about three dozen signs over one of the big holidays. The signs were on County sidewalks. I called the county and they said anyone can remove any sign off public lawns; UNLESS they are political signs (aka election signs), those are protected.

I'm sure that right extends even more on your own property.

Mattress Warehouse did it again over the 4th of July weekend; we pulled about 32 signs off the lawns.  They never did it again. This was 4 years ago.
7/21/2019 11:58:53 PM EDT
[#44]
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Modified them to Trump signs??
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Yep my thoughts exactally , tell her thanks for the raw material  & slap some trump 2020 stickers on em
7/21/2019 11:59:13 PM EDT
[#45]
Op, now you know that you could’ve posted the coolest thing in the world and the GD fashion police would’ve still focused on your flip flops and socks.

Oh and hold the signs ransom. She may provide “services” if you know what I mean. And post pics of you and her while wearing the flip flops and socks. The fashion police won’t care what she looks like.
7/21/2019 11:59:28 PM EDT
[#46]
Other kids took them...
7/22/2019 12:00:05 AM EDT
[#47]
Countersue with trespass to land.  Threaten to take it to the licensing board and have her license revoked.
7/22/2019 12:00:12 AM EDT
[#48]
My neighbor would come out shooting with these sign stands that he got somewhere. They had targets on them already and I never really thought about where they came from.
Turns out this was the same kind of real estate BS, and after they were basically destroyed, he would take the targets off and put them back
7/22/2019 12:00:34 AM EDT
[#49]
This Thread definitely has potential
7/22/2019 12:00:36 AM EDT
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Fuck that.

Whether or not she knew she was posting (an absolutely ridiculous number of) signs on private property when she did it, she knew it was private property after she looked up the owner.  And then what did she do?  Call, apologize, and ask politely for the signs back?  No, she threatened to file criminal charges against him.

She's an ass and deserves to be treated as such.
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Just give them back. Don’t be a dick.  she’s got bills to pay even if she’s not the brightest.  Not every real estate agent makes a lot of money.
Fuck that.

Whether or not she knew she was posting (an absolutely ridiculous number of) signs on private property when she did it, she knew it was private property after she looked up the owner.  And then what did she do?  Call, apologize, and ask politely for the signs back?  No, she threatened to file criminal charges against him.

She's an ass and deserves to be treated as such.
This.

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