Posted: 3/20/2013 11:05:22 AM EDT
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Fienstein is driving through farm country in California with her chauffeur.
Suddenly, a cow jumps out into the road, they hit it full on, and the car comes to a stop. Feinstein, in her usual charming manner, says to the chauffeur, "You get out and check, you were driving." So the chauffeur gets out, checks, and reports that the animal is dead, but it was old. "You were driving, so you go and tell the farmer," says Feinstein Two hours later the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face. "My God, what happened to you?" asks Feinstein The chauffeur replies, "When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whiskey, the wife served me a wonderful meal and the daughter gave me the best sex I have ever had." "What on earth did you say?" asks Feinstein "I just knocked on the door and when it opened I said to them, "I'm Dianne Feinstein's chauffeur, and I've just killed the old cow." |
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Having been to some cow car accidents over the years, I wouldn't mind if she had one. It would make our ruin her day Corrected... No need for a correction., Both comments would be true. If you've ever seen what a bull does to a T top, or a cow to a 5 ton dump truck...yeah, her limo wouldn't be driving away. |