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A sincere Holiday Tip for my friends & relatives
With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience
with my friends about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the
authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends.
Well, two days ago I was out for an evening with
friends and had several cocktails followed by an after dinner liqueur.
Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over  the limit.
That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab  home.
Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block, but since it
was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.
This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't
know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.

Drive Safe this Holiday Season!!
Seasons Greetings.

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Haahaahaaaaa, that's great.