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10/7/2012 5:00:59 AM EDT
You burn some Mesquite, and when the coals get hot
You bunk up some meat, and you throw it on a pot
With some chile pods and garlic and comino and stuff
Then you add a little salt til theres  just enough
You can throw in some onions to make it smell good
You can even add tomatoes if you feel like you should
But if you know beans about Chili, You know Chili  has no beans
If you know beans about chili, you know it didn’t come from Mexico
Chili was God’s gift to Texas or maybe it came from down below
And Chili doesn’t go with macaroni and damned Yankees don’t go with chili queens
And if you know beans  about Chili, You know Chili  has no beans


10/7/2012 11:14:39 AM EDT
[#1]
REAL Texas chili has BEANS
10/7/2012 1:57:11 PM EDT
[#2]
No sir, it most certainly does NOT.

That would be some kinda yankee-fied chili you speak of.
10/7/2012 2:51:59 PM EDT
[#3]
My wife made her beans and hamburger and tomato sauce chili last night and served it over fritos with cheese on top.  I made my chili with a wick fowlers 2 alarm kit and straight venison.  Mine is gone.  She has leftovers.
10/7/2012 3:54:04 PM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
REAL Texas chili has BEANS


...and let me guess, you are also going to vote for obama?
10/7/2012 4:04:02 PM EDT
[#5]
Chili has rules?  Oh no gringo.
10/7/2012 5:53:32 PM EDT
[#6]
Chili has NO BEANS

If you want beans...just make your bean soup....but dont try and call it chili.
10/7/2012 6:20:14 PM EDT
[#7]
Chili DOES NOT have beans.  How many times do we have to go over this?


Anyone who says otherwise should be banned from the Texas HTF.  Permanently.
10/7/2012 6:24:11 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:
No sir, it most certainly does NOT.

That would be some kinda yankee-fied chili you speak of.


He's probably from Oklahoma.
10/7/2012 7:47:14 PM EDT
[#9]
Lots of them yankees think chili has beans and grilled steak is supposed to be nasty scorched and THEY call it Bar-B-Que HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
10/8/2012 8:02:33 AM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
Quoted:
REAL Texas chili has BEANS


...and let me guess, you are also going to vote for obama?


Probably- Obama puts beans in his chili after all.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/04/obamas-chili-recipe_n_89826.html
10/8/2012 11:30:20 AM EDT
[#11]
basil?   Oregano? 1 can red kidney beans?

Must be from Kenya, Chicago or some such.

The only connection he has to Texas is a fake SS number.

...just sayin'...



Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
REAL Texas chili has BEANS


...and let me guess, you are also going to vote for obama?


Probably- Obama puts beans in his chili after all.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/04/obamas-chili-recipe_n_89826.html


10/8/2012 11:51:12 AM EDT
[#12]
This thread made me crave chili last night.  Couldn't balance that well and fell down in the kitchen but I had to have my chili fix and pulled back up to make it.  Now I get to add pulled back to my list of injuries but at least I had chili for dinner.

No beans here.
10/8/2012 1:45:59 PM EDT
[#13]
OK
You can have beans,
You can have chili,
You can even have beans with your chili,

But chili does not have beans.

ETA: I also believe the rules have been in place for a while:

International Chili Society

Traditional Red Chili is defined by the International Chili Society as any kind of meat or combination of meats,
cooked with red chili peppers, various spices and other ingredients, with the exception of BEANS and PASTA
which are strictly forbidden.


10/8/2012 5:09:26 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
REAL Texas chili has BEANS


...and let me guess, you are also going to vote for obama?


Probably- Obama puts beans in his chili after all.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/04/obamas-chili-recipe_n_89826.html


I was going to come in here to argue for beans in chili... but now I think I need to rework my recipe.  No beans it is.
10/8/2012 5:58:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No sir, it most certainly does NOT.

That would be some kinda yankee-fied chili you speak of.


He's probably from Oklahoma.


The addition tomatoes leads me to think he's from the Commonwealth of Virginia or even further north.


Really people? It does NOT have beans OR tomatoes(and/or any tomato-based products)...