Posted: 7/20/2011 10:30:53 AM EDT
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While hiking down along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps... |
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While hiking down along the border at daybreak this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River ; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps... Well, you were in such a hurry to summon help for those poor "Undocumented Travelers" that in your haste to get help, you accidentally used a couple of those old .$42 cent instead of the current $,44 stamps. Danged Skippy right you should know better now and get those "Forever Stamps" for your emergency rescue communications those those who get "lost" along our border ! |
