Posted: 12/20/2005 1:17:12 PM EDT
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Wife doesn't come home on a Friday night until Saturday morning around 10 am. Wife says she slept over at a friends house after drinking too much. Husband calls 10 of her friends and they all say they haven't seen her. Husband doesn't come home on a Friday night until Saturday morning around 10. He says he drank too much and crashed at a friend's house. Wife calls 10 Friends. Eight of his friends confirm that he slept at their house and 2 confirm that he is still there sleeping! |
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a twist to that, but still true: if a girl is trying to go home with a guy she met at a bar, her 5 female friends will do everything they can to cockblock the guy so she goes home with THEM and leaving her at best with only a phone number for a future encounter. if a guy is trying to go home with a girl he met at a bar, her 5 male friends will go out of their way to make sure he does leave with that girl, including, but not limited to: -keep her friends occupied so the couple can depart from the bar unannounced -lend the guy money for a hotel room -lend the guy a car if he didn't drive -buy the girl even more drinks so she will avoid staying with her friends instead |