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Posted: 12/20/2005 1:17:12 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:14:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 3:42:02 PM EDT
Funny...

There was this guy that I used to work offshore with many years ago; you couldn't call his house for 2-3 days after hitting the beach, because his wife would say, "I thought that he was still offshore with YOU!"
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 5:27:49 AM EDT
Good one! LOL
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 5:40:50 AM EDT
damn right!
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 6:13:33 AM EDT



reminded me of all the times me and friends tried to cover for each other, theres always miscommunication somewhere
Link Posted: 12/21/2005 8:05:33 AM EDT
hell yeah, the funniest is when someone screws up on an alibi/cover story.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 4:30:12 PM EDT
a twist to that, but still true:

if a girl is trying to go home with a guy she met at a bar, her 5 female friends will do everything they can to cockblock the guy so she goes home with THEM and leaving her at best with only a phone number for a future encounter.

if a guy is trying to go home with a girl he met at a bar, her 5 male friends will go out of their way to make sure he does leave with that girl, including, but not limited to:

-keep her friends occupied so the couple can depart from the bar unannounced
-lend the guy money for a hotel room
-lend the guy a car if he didn't drive
-buy the girl even more drinks so she will avoid staying with her friends instead

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