Funny...

There was this guy that I used to work offshore with many years ago; you couldn't call his house for 2-3 days after hitting the beach, because his wife would say, "I thought that he was still offshore with YOU!"

Good one! LOL

damn right!

reminded me of all the times me and friends tried to cover for each other, theres always miscommunication somewhere

hell yeah, the funniest is when someone screws up on an alibi/cover story.

a twist to that, but still true:

if a girl is trying to go home with a guy she met at a bar, her 5 female friends will do everything they can to cockblock the guy so she goes home with THEM and leaving her at best with only a phone number for a future encounter.

if a guy is trying to go home with a girl he met at a bar, her 5 male friends will go out of their way to make sure he does leave with that girl, including, but not limited to:

-keep her friends occupied so the couple can depart from the bar unannounced
-lend the guy money for a hotel room
-lend the guy a car if he didn't drive
-buy the girl even more drinks so she will avoid staying with her friends instead