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2/8/2010 3:06:47 AM EDT
The Legend of the Unicorn


He, the mystical creature
He, who vanished from the land
When there was too much hate
He left
When we began to separate

Its mystery is its magic
Like a rainbow
Something no one can hold
A sweet song
The legend that longs
To be told.

By: Shelly Hays
2/8/2010 3:31:19 AM EDT
[#1]
Once upon a fairy tale
A unicorn doth dwell.
In a forest not far from here
Its called the "Forest Amell"
One day while I was walking through
I came upon a path.
I took it and soon I found
A small and crinkled map.
I followed it through bushes and trees
For that's what it foretold.
When I saw in the distance a unicorn
Sparkling silver and gold.
I ran through the forest and soon I came
Up to the unicorn and touched her mane.
With that one touch my wish was made
And now I'm a unicorn who sings and plays all day.

by Sindor Aloyarc
2/8/2010 3:58:03 AM EDT
[#2]
The Unicorn by Agent_Funky


There was a mystical beast rumoured
It costs over a grand
It got lots of interest
from shooter o'er the land

For many years the rumour lay
with nought for sight or sound
The people they grew weary of this crap
The name "Unicorn" was found

This beast was ever "due next month"
The queues they grew quite long
But ARFCOM and it's clever gits
Started to sense a pong

"How does it work" "Is it in the law"
came the cries from the Arfcom site
But Bob just sent his little boy
To feed us yet more shite

"It will not work and, has not been passed"
"We fear a clusterfuck"
But Bob did not heed the warnings
prefering to rely on luck

For many years the Unicorn
Did fail to appear
then one night, like a dribble of shite
It's here !! It's here !!  It's here!!

Many a shooter travelled far
flocking to see the one horned vision
But the Unicorn fell below par
threatening to send them all to prison

Tyga and pops rubbed hands with glee
with £ signs in their eyes
"Please be careful, make sure it's right"
was met with "fuck off, guys"

The warnings came in thick and fast
from people in the know
But Tyga, Bob and Baz the twat said
"Fuck the law, all we want is dough!!!"

Without the checks and balances squared
The Po-po's saw a problem
The poor sods who believed the lies
now had their Unicorns taken from them

When those with Unicorns need him most
Bob vanished from the land
While they lose money, and weep their loss
He's basking in the sand.

Tyga hasn't been seen since
no heart felt sincere apology
I hear he's busy studying
For his degree in bullshitology

So once again the shooter falls
The community filled with scorn
Those poor sods who believed the lies
curse the day the Unicorn was born




2/8/2010 4:07:59 AM EDT
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2/8/2010 4:11:08 AM EDT
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2/8/2010 4:53:43 AM EDT
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All hail agent funky


2/8/2010 4:57:47 AM EDT
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Awesome!


You have had months to write it though......
2/8/2010 5:19:36 AM EDT
[#7]
That Poem HAS to be a sticky!!!!
2/8/2010 5:26:45 AM EDT
[#8]
Do Haiku's count?

Unicorn is dead.
Oh Fat Bob where are you now,
Gone with all the dosh?
2/8/2010 5:44:15 AM EDT
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Awesome!


You have had months to write it though......


Meh - written in ten minutes this morning.   Poetry is gay and too easy  we need a paintoshp thread.... but I don't have paint shop.
2/8/2010 5:51:08 AM EDT
[#10]
A lever was pressed and the trigger was pulled the result was yours to hear...
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom,
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom.
all through the testing lab was be telted...
here's another bunch of gats destined to be smelted...

2/8/2010 8:52:58 AM EDT
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Outstanding.... you'll even get a pass on losing your mancard for that....

2/8/2010 9:01:54 AM EDT
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The Unicorn by Agent_Funky



Supreme, you need to post that on Baz's BBS Account.