Posted: 2/8/2010 3:06:47 AM EDT
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The Legend of the Unicorn
He, the mystical creature He, who vanished from the land When there was too much hate He left When we began to separate Its mystery is its magic Like a rainbow Something no one can hold A sweet song The legend that longs To be told. By: Shelly Hays |
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Once upon a fairy tale
A unicorn doth dwell. In a forest not far from here Its called the "Forest Amell" One day while I was walking through I came upon a path. I took it and soon I found A small and crinkled map. I followed it through bushes and trees For that's what it foretold. When I saw in the distance a unicorn Sparkling silver and gold. I ran through the forest and soon I came Up to the unicorn and touched her mane. With that one touch my wish was made And now I'm a unicorn who sings and plays all day. by Sindor Aloyarc |
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The Unicorn by Agent_Funky
There was a mystical beast rumoured It costs over a grand It got lots of interest from shooter o'er the land For many years the rumour lay with nought for sight or sound The people they grew weary of this crap The name "Unicorn" was found This beast was ever "due next month" The queues they grew quite long But ARFCOM and it's clever gits Started to sense a pong "How does it work" "Is it in the law" came the cries from the Arfcom site But Bob just sent his little boy To feed us yet more shite "It will not work and, has not been passed" "We fear a clusterfuck" But Bob did not heed the warnings prefering to rely on luck For many years the Unicorn Did fail to appear then one night, like a dribble of shite It's here !! It's here !! It's here!! Many a shooter travelled far flocking to see the one horned vision But the Unicorn fell below par threatening to send them all to prison Tyga and pops rubbed hands with glee with £ signs in their eyes "Please be careful, make sure it's right" was met with "fuck off, guys" The warnings came in thick and fast from people in the know But Tyga, Bob and Baz the twat said "Fuck the law, all we want is dough!!!" Without the checks and balances squared The Po-po's saw a problem The poor sods who believed the lies now had their Unicorns taken from them When those with Unicorns need him most Bob vanished from the land While they lose money, and weep their loss He's basking in the sand. Tyga hasn't been seen since no heart felt sincere apology I hear he's busy studying For his degree in bullshitology So once again the shooter falls The community filled with scorn Those poor sods who believed the lies curse the day the Unicorn was born |
