Posted: 7/4/2009 12:26:48 AM EDT
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CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.' The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.' Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house' 
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Mrs. Shapiro, the matchmaker, went to see Mr. Cohen, a confirmed bachelor for many years.
"Mr. Cohen, don't wait too long. I know just the woman for you. Just say the word and you'll be married in no time," she told him. "Don't bother," replied Cohen, "I've got two sisters at home who look after all my needs." "That's all well and good," said Mrs. Shapiro, "but, Mr. Cohen, all the sisters in the world cannot fill the role of a wife." Cohen replied, "I said I had 'two sisters' at home. I didn't say they were my sisters!" 
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